Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

weird dream about bradybaker

we were both working at malcolm pirnie and I kept trying to send him little notes but he was afraid we would get caught I think I was trying to hit on him then there was this place I think it was a bookshop and bradybaker had published some amazing book and it was out on display with large cutouts of him nad he was really popular

then I was at grocery store shopping for chocolates with charmaine THE END

oh and something about Lome but I can't remember I think bradybaker turned into him later or vice versa.

Originally posted by Barbizzle
That sort of reminds me when my cousin had a baby. She siad that they druged her up so much she didnt even feel a thing.

Did this cousin's kid grow up to look anything like this guy?

Lol. NO, he is the most cutest baby iev ever seen. He very uny and loves spiderman.

no dream about me ...you hate me subconsiusly

I forgot to post these dreams from the other night:

The Hop n' Stop -

"You know, I have the same problem. Like when I'm changing my baby's diapers, and I can't tell which is which, that's when I go boil an egg. Kuz it reminds me: it ain't they fault!"

[laugh track]

Journey to the Center of the Larynx -

Joan Rivers and daughter on Oprah. Erick: "Haven't you ever heard of a Googlescope?! Geez... "

Originally posted by greywolfpoet
no dream about me ...you hate me subconsiusly

Baaaaaaaaah...it means I like you if I DON'T dream about you.

Geeeez....don't you ever pay attention?

Dreamt bathos came for a visit. He was letting me see where his scar was from his back surgery. It looked really wicked. Then we were going to do something kinda...I dunno, probably not appropriate for friends who are already "spoken for" as it were. But I was like "Dave, wait until my mom isn't right in the room."

Then I dreamt I was living in some crap old apartment in Manhattan with my roommate from college, Stephanie. Her sister was there (she has no sister) being a biatch. Then a package came in the mail for me from my dad in California. I only get big packages like that from him when it's a special occasion, so I looked at the calendar. And it was my birthday!! I had totally forgotten about it.

points:

- part I of II
- they opened it for me
- was hors douvers from eatzi's catering dept. (DallASS not NY?!)
- had to go there to sort it all out
- recognized Chef Joe and Chef Tom
- no to humas, yes to Greek salad
- some other jizz I can't remember

Just had some weird dreams and one quick lucid during a nap:

- Dreamt I was webcamming with Kaniaz. I kept having to fight with other windows that kept popping up and covering his webcam. Which pissed me off needless to say, because he kept doing funny stuff and I kept missing it. For instance, he took a parker and drew a beard and moustache on his face to look like a pirate. Then he even made a paper pirate hat. Then I ordered chinese food and he somehow wrote a funny note to me on the delivery box.

- Weird one where Lome lost his melon. he said he had a dream about me. In his dream we had gone out on a date. And he said I was soooo beautiful on the date. Then he asked me "Do you feel beautiful? Do ya? Do ya?" Then he started talking about burgers and drawing burgers before I realised his brain had gone bye bye.

- The "fart" dream that I don't have to say because I already explained it to someone.

- In the lucid, I had been hired to sing a role in a French opera that I never learned, and it was opening night. We were getting our costumes in the dressing room, when it dawned on me I didn't know what I was going to do (I have panic opera dreams like this alot). Then I just kept having this undeniable sense of calm, like it would be ok. Then I remember thinking...."I could just leave and not perform at all." Then I realised "I'm dreaming!! So I don't have to perform anyway! I'm getting out of here..." Then I lost lucidity for a sec, but got it back when I started webcamming with this Jeff. (I know, pathetic). I started being able to manipulate his image through the webcam with my hands. My goal was to pull him through the computer (which has worked in good lucids before), but I woke up just as I had his face in my hands and was about to pull. Damn.

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Weird one where Lome lost his melon. he said he had a dream about me. In his dream we had gone out on a date. And he said I was soooo beautiful on the date. Then he asked me \"Do you feel beautiful? Do ya? Do ya?\" Then he started talking about burgers and drawing burgers before I realised his brain had gone bye bye.

I lost my melon AND my marbles!

You know I only speak the truth.

Arr Lisa, youd be my first matey. We'd be bording the ship in de' mornin'...

Like, millions and millions of chipmunks figured out how to make and store popcorn. So they decided to do that instead of collecting nuts for the winter and they made a crazy mess out of the forrest. Oh and at one point, I had a look see at their facility, and I noticed a bit of moisture in one of the popcorn tubes. I told them that they could get moldy corn if they didn't remedy the situation.

Then I was in high school with Lindsay Lohnon or how ever you spell it, and she was all wrapped up in some school beauty contest, and forgot who all her friends were in the process. You know, typical "her getting obsessed with popularity" kind of movie. So me and another of her friends were trying to get her to just forget about it. Then her friend ended up getting first place in the contest, and I got 2nd place. Then we were all like "See, now wasn't that silly," and we all went to a concert and had fun.

Then some random HI about sightreading piano.

Oh and Dresden Dolls.

Originally posted by Barbizzle
Arr Lisa, youd be my first matey. We'd be bording the ship in de' mornin'...

Say wha barboozle?

Lol, I dont know, Someitmes i just type crazy stuff whem im feleing a little bit crazy.

Like, millions and millions of chipmunks figured out how to make and store popcorn[/b]

Hahaha. that just sounds soo funny. When I read it I pictured you walkign up to some random perons in the street and teling this this in a wisper in a manner that it was some sort of secret... and then runnign away so "they" wouldn't find you....

Yea its really late, i need some sleep.
goodnight Lisa

Don't feel like retyping this:

Ophelia says:
I had a seriously fucked up dream last night
Ophelia says:
I was a dude
Ophelia says:
I had to save this chic from her crazy husband who shot her in the head
Merck says:
What did you do?
Merck says:
Sounds like you weren't successful if she got shot.
Ophelia says:
yeah, but she lasted long enough for me to bandage her head, and then put her hair in such a way that it looked like she wasn't even shot
Ophelia says:
then we both looked out the window at her husband and said basically, "haha you missed"
Merck says:
I'm sure that MUST have saved her then.
Ophelia says:
then he became so enraged that he came back inside and i killed him
Ophelia says:
dude
Merck says:
lol
Ophelia says:
let me finish ho
Ophelia says:
but yeah, I still lost her
Merck says:
lol
Ophelia says:
he did really horrible things to her
Merck says:
Well the husband still died so at least he didn't get the last laught
Merck says:
Husbands or boyfriends that are abusive really piss me off.
Merck says:

Merck says:
<---See how angry I am.
Ophelia says:
I know, me too
Ophelia says:
it was sick, the husband was much younger than the wife...like he was 25 and she was 40
Ophelia says:
and he cheated on her all the time
Ophelia says:
and when he was home, he'd beat her, and then force her to perform oral sex on him
Ophelia says:
then (this is weird) just before he came, he'd push her off and say "ok bye" and he'd to one of his ho's
Merck says:
Damn!
Ophelia says:
and the reallt odd part was, I was the wife up to that point, then I became her male love
Ophelia says:
I was building a fishing boat, and she came over to help me
Ophelia says:
I taught her how to carve to wood or something
Merck says:
Wow that really is pretty strange.
Ophelia says:
we were going t escape
Ophelia says:
then when I went to their house to pick her up, I saw 4 bullet holes in the window
Ophelia says:
and she was on the floor, bleeding in spurts from her right temple
Ophelia says:
then I told you the rest
Ophelia says:
was depressing, I woke up sad...lol because I "lost my girlfriend" ?
Merck says:
lol
Merck says:
Funny but sad.
Ophelia says:
oh well, at least I killed the fucker
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and the night before I had the dream with that singin/chef job with the risotto an e'ythang. Oh yeah, and the adidas playing his opera demo CD. He was atenor and sounded like a young Pavarotti. Really kicked ass.

I WAS A MIDGET MAN!!!!! And others as well...

A few odd ones this time. GO NAPS! I had a dopplegänger that prevented me from getting into a car wreck. She whispered "hurry up" and it was a double entendre. Saving self in 2 aspects really.

Then I was Danny DeVito and I was hanging out wth my good buddy Arnold Schwartzenegger at his house. Arnold wanted a date with Andy McDowell, but didn't think she'd like his whiskers. "Vy vould sie vant zeez viry viskers all over her??" Then I said, "Awww, come ON...you don't think she'd like this?" Then I started rubbing my whiskers down his face, and chin, then neck...really slowly. He closed his eyes and groaned with pleasure. (Keep in mind that I AM still Danny DeVito at this time and place). But before I could get much lower than his chest, Little Miss Priss McDowell showed up to see Arnold. We panicked, so I grabbed my beer (Shiner Boch ew) and ran into the bathroom with naught but a t-shirt and briefs. I locked door. I could hear them talking in the bedroom, and she said "It was a long cab ride, I need to use the bathroom." Oh shit. There was another door in the bathroom I was in, so I opened it and was relieved that it went out into the hall. Then I made the big error: I was worried about the first door still being locked. So I unlocked it and ran down the hall as fast as my short legs would carry me. I darted left where there was a short hallway with a little bench, and I sat down and waited. Then 'she' appeared around the corner, really pissed, staring at me. She asked me what the fuck I was doing. I simply replied: "I'm just a midget, sitting here in my underwear drinking a beer...."

Then I had a lucd dream, but a real short one. I dreamt I was in a car in a parkinglot, looking into a restaurant window where my mom and brothers and some randon DCs were eating dinner. I remember being sad, because I was just "glimpsing" at a life I couldn't be apart of. Then I thought, wait a minute. I'm really fucking here, I'll just go in and join them. Then I remembered my dopplegänger telling me to "hurry" before, so I got up really fast and opened the car door. And as soon as that happened, I went lucid for some reason. My mind snapped into gear: "What was Seekers most recent task...Ask a DC ' Who am I?' " Then I got out of the car and I said the first living thing I see, I'm going to ask. But I got up to fast or something and felt dizzy (wtf, can that even happen in a dream? ) and I slowly woke up. But I did EVERYthing from shouting "more lucidity" to spinning to prevent myself from waking up. But alas...



[edit]OH I just saw adidas in chat and I remembered more dream: I dreamt that he was getting married. Not to erin but to one of the girls from his college. I remember feeling a twang at this news. And when I woke up, my heart felt like it was going to burst out of my chest. Not to worry, I'm not in love with the dude, I guess it just represented something. But what, I don't know. One thing I find interesting though....of all the DV people I meet in dreams, he's the only one that I dream about actually being there in person each time, rather than just chatting with online. Weeeird. Maybe he's my dream guide.

Dreamt we had a DV convention at Christmas time. Took place at Seeker's house. So everyone pre-mailed their Christmas presents to Seeker so they would be there by the time we got there or something. Then I was talking to Seeker on the phone 1 day before arriving, and he was telling me what all the presents were. I got pissed and was like wtf Seeker? You opened them?! Then he explained he had to check for bombs and stuff so it was cool.

Then a bunch of us got there. We were all signing a guestbook of sorts. Ramu was there, and paperdoll (though she looked all short and wonky for some reason) and I remember adidas too. Me and adidas spent the better part of 3 hours on a bed just talking about random crap. Then I woke up.

Sweet -- we should do that, seriously. Hey, what did I look like in your dream, Blue? Jeez, if Paperdoll was all wonky-looking, I hate to think...but I'm curious all the same.

Cool dream!

FINALLY DID A LUCID TASK:
- I went lucid, but it was really fuzzy and foggy, and I couldn't see that well. I was having sex with Alan Rickman in my bed, and had my eyes closed as usual. I do that alot because I'm always afraid I'll wake up for real if I open them. But he started getting really really freaky with me, like biting too hard and slapping me around a bit, so I had to end the dream and force my eyes open. Poop. But before it turned nasty, I asked him "Who am I?" And amongst alot of incoherrent ramblings, I discerned this: "You must learn to think outside the box." Then the s&m commenced.

Non Lucids:
- "Weibel" was the secret word, and Arturo's an ass
- the tornado room
- webcamming with Merck when a naked D. L. bursts into my room...thought "great, that ends that "
- Merck was the singer from "Just gotta let it go" from the Shrek soundtrack
- sunny side up, finished off with an iron

What is it with me dreaming that DV members are also singers? Weird.

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
Sweet -- we should do that, seriously. Hey, what did I look like in your dream, Blue? Jeez, if Paperdoll was all wonky-looking, I hate to think...but I'm curious all the same.

Cool dream! &#160;

You were really tall, like almost 6 feet. And I swear to god you looked alot like this chic (had to search the net a bit) except your hair was lighter and you were wearing it down:



You were really nice and signing that guestbook thing, and you came with paperdoll I think. But I've forgotten alot of the dream already.

At a charity luncheon with Arturo. And the retarded thing, there were name tags on the table for the guests, and one of them said "Dr. Lucidum". I picked it up and thought to myself "Lucidum....the derivative of the name is 'Lucid'....hrmmmm, I wonder what that means? 'Lucid'........I think that's Latin for 'tiny white mouse'...that's it, 'Dr. TinyWhiteMouse' haha."

OMG talk about dense. What bigger fucking clue do I NEED?!?!??!

Oh and webcamming with the twins.

OMG talk about dense. What bigger fucking clue do I NEED?!?!??!
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Perhaps a name tag that read, "Dr. Hugh R. Dreaming"

Originally posted by Tornado Joe

OMG talk about dense. What bigger fucking clue do I NEED?!?!??!

Perhaps a name tag that read, \"Dr. Hugh R. Dreaming\"

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hardy har har.................

(it's funny because it's true )

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Then I was talking to Seeker on the phone 1 day before arriving, and he was telling me what all the presents were. I got pissed and was like wtf Seeker? You opened them?! Then he explained he had to check for bombs and stuff so it was cool.

Bombs are cool, if you mail any to me, please write "BOMB" in nice large letters on the outside of the package. Don't want anyone getting hurt =P

LD where I was Fiona and I was "honeymooning" with Shrek. We were both in ogre form, but I was happy. Then I became lucid, so I thought "hey I wanna try the lucid task again." So I took his face in my hands and asked him "Who am I?" And he said "You are my beautiful wife."

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

But then I woke up.

WILD woohoo!

I woke up at 5:45am and couldn't fall straight back to sleep. So I thought I'd try a WILD. Usually WILDing is kind of a hit or miss with me, but this time something really clicked and it worked! After a few failed attempts, I ended up driving a car really really fast, like twice as fast as all the other cars (always wanted to try that). See, I have a driving phobia, and I should have thought of that before!!!! LDs would make a great way to deal with all kinds of phobias! I'm sure it's been discussed before somewhere on DV, but I either didn't notice it or forgot. I'm going to try it more often. Because I felt like I had so much control. Even though I was speeding and crashing into walls and stuff, it was OK because I knew I was dreaming.

Then I got tired of that and tried to get freaky with someone, but then my son woke me up. Ahhhhhh...........kids.

"Lisa, stop blowing my sex...I mean stoping blowing your sax...your sax...stop it" -Marge.

June 18-20:

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