Thread: Ophelia's Book O' Fun

I hate most stress dreams. I mean as if there weren't enough stress while awake you have to deal with crazy weird stress while asleep.

Rich

KEWL triple LD last night. Actually early this morning because Chris woke me up so then I WILDed. The dream started off automatically about work, then I floated up spontaneously like I always do. After looking around for a few moments, I felt my lucidity slipping, but I had a breakthrough! I remembered to look at my hands. That always locks in lucidity for me. The first time I looked at them, the fingers melted until I had 2 palms with wiggly stubs lol. But the 2nd and 3rd time they were more normal so I was able to play around in the dream. Decided to have some fun with Colin from Catering, but he proved to be quite elusive. I tried calling him, paging him, even trying to transform another innocent DC into him but shaving his head with my hand and going "bzzzzzzzzzzz" as if my hand were electric clippers, but it made him mad. I finally gave up and that's when my subconscious rewarded me with something really hot and interesting: I saw a pair of NICE jeans walking a round, clearly being worn by an invisible sex god. He was completely invisible except for his jeans. So I quickly pushed him into the 'Team Members Only' receiving area, and shoved my hand down the front of his jeans to feel if there was anything good in there, and there WAS. So I went down on him and sucked on the biggest invisible *bleep* I could have dreamt up. Maaaan, I was going nuts. The fact that he was invisible (and mute, I might add) made it so fucking hot. We had sex too and it was wild. I brought him to my place in the 3rd LD, but stuff was really going wrong my then, like I had to manifest a bed from a broken couch, and when he was on top of me and I grabbed his ass, he started to melt like they always do. I couldn't fix it then I woke up. But it was still really fun and trippy.

Wow, I have got to read more of these! I liked this most recent lucid I must say. Never knew invisible..---er sex gods were that good. It's wonderful that you got lucid from just spontaneous floating, that hasn't happened to me in a very long time.

I'm glad you enjoyed this dream and that invisible...hmm what was it in his pants?

Sounded like it ended quite nicely.

More lucid luck to you.

Originally Posted by bro

I'm glad you enjoyed this dream and that invisible...hmm what was it in his pants?

it was a large invisible honker

Last night I dreamt that my mom started boozing up again. Alot of wine, like barrels of it. But before I confronted her, she confessed and said she was going to get help, but that it would be in the form of her veggin out on the roof. "I think there's a place where the shingles aren't too badly damaged and will hold me."

THEN I dreamt about this hot guy from work. Just alot of kissy feely stuff, was awesome. He and his sister moved in next door. Kinda interesting dream, because after I woke up, I was thinking how I'd like to meet a guy to kinda hang out casually with, who I DON'T work with, then I met a hottie on the train this morning IRL.. we'll see....

recap of this week's nonlucid dreams:

- the one where Daniel called me about that yellow cricket bug that would latch on to you with its barbed legs and cut your flesh and lay its eggs in the wound and the eggs would grow until they looked like a big old clump of herpes or something and one got me =/

- the one with the GIGANTIC daddy long legs spider that was crawling all over the people in the audience in an auditorium and when it was crawling onto this one lady's lap and went for her face I got a big book and said "hold on I'm coming!" (I was scared at first but then got brave) and I ran up to it and did a side manuever and thwaped it with my book then it went flying then it came after me and I tried to pull it off my head but I was afraid of breaking off its legs dunno why

- then the one where I broke up with Robert again but it was in a different time and the shit about Sara

- then last night the one with the baby duck and the impressing (sp?)

Mike

mikemikemikemike

I don't deserve this

started to WILD about buttercream then alarm went off

I keep forgetting my dreams by the time I get to work to enter them here.. time to get unlazy and get an ACTUAL dj again =/

I remember Rich from a couple nights ago

Weird nightmare about these achilles-biting scissors. Had to dismantle them, then Charles Ingles from Little House made boxes for all the kids' feet so that they could sleep without getting attacked. My mom sat around eating chocolates the whole time.

Go mom.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Weird nightmare about these achilles-biting scissors. Had to dismantle them, then Charles Ingles from Little House made boxes for all the kids' feet so that they could sleep without getting attacked. My mom sat around eating chocolates the whole time.

Go mom.

Rofl. Had to laugh at that one.

Some LDs!!!

One with Robert, frenching him in his truck (I knew it wasn't really him, just a DC.. well, I was lucid DUH). Was gonna go fuck him but then I lost the dream. THe next one was REALLY hot black guy, like a circa 80's porn star looking guy.. he started stripping in front of me and he got to his boxers then something happened where I kept having to run around some department store. Found him again later but he was a chic, so I stood in front of him/her and willed the gender to change. I reached behind me and pulled his crotch to my butt and I could feel a boner. So I was like "HELL yeah" but then I saw some hoes then my alarm went off.

But YAY lucids.

An LD the other night: I was going to hook up with someone I met on lavalife, but I had to run across a muddy park to get to his car and I fell in the mud.. reeeeally slowly. As I fell I became lucid, so I just let myself fall because I knew I could just get up and will myself clean and avoid an embarrasssing moment. Which was good because as I fell I noticed that he saw, and rushed out of his car to come help me. That would have been humiliating if I hadn't become lucid right then lol. Anyway, I used my finger as a magic wand and got rid of the mud right as he approached me. He looked confused because I could tell he had seen me fall, but there I was, upright and unscathed. He said "you all right?" and I said "Of course, why?" He looked even more confused, like he wanted to say "Didn't you just fall on your ass?" I just stood there looking at him as if HE were crazy, then the dream ended lol.

RObert again.. uuuuugh. Non lucid though.

Will be having sweeeeeet Karl dreams soon me hopes

NASTY LD.. you guys will think I'm fucked up, don't know what made me do it. Sometimes, even though I'm lucid, I do things that don't make sense.. even in the context of a lucid dream.

Ok, so I dream I'm doing my taxes at H&R Block, things are looking quite vivid, having some trouble writing and typing things so I go lucid. I immediately float up and sail to a bedroom and try to summon Karl for a little lucid humpage. But what appeared was not a Karl.. was not even a guy. It was a petite, pregnant young lady. So I said 'Meh.. you'll do." And I turned into a guy and did her. Christ I felt like such a sicko when I woke up.

IN MY DEFENSE: I'm seeing this guy in real life and we've been on 3 dates and haven't had sex yet so I'm just hard up in a crazy way. He's a fantastic guy btw.

Haha...I've so been there. Sometimes when you want some, anyone and anything will do. Don't even ask me about the freakish things I've had sex with in lucids when whomever I was trying to summon didn't quite show up as expected.

Wait, so you're saying a guy can be fantastic, even without having had sex with him??

Who are you, and what did you do with Opheli!?

Interpretation corner: I believe you are seeing this "Karl" (with a "K" ) as a somewhat innocent 'petite' creature yet to be devoured. The pregnancy aspect reflects the notion of something currently hidden, but expected to be revealed at sometime soon. As childbirth is, this 'revelation' will be cuomming from the groin region. Do him, do him hard - and he shall be summoned in a more familiar form next time.

lmao Joe you know.. I'm almost embarrassed to admit that your interpretation makes complete sense

I just don't want to do him and that be that, ya know?

he's so nice, he reminds me of the man from 101 dalmations <3

he's so nice, he reminds me of the man from 101 dalmations

*cough* doggie-style dream coming soon*cough*

Originally Posted by Tornado Joe

*cough* doggie-style dream coming soon*cough*

101 different doggie-style positions O_O

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

101 different doggie-style positions O_O

gosh you got a dirty mind!




(thats a good thing) haha

101 different doggie-style positions O_O

Tornado Joe starts workikng out positions on paper...

Originally Posted by Tornado Joe

Tornado Joe starts workikng out positions on paper...

while you're at it, quit typing one handed ^^

Waldo and Jim

Dancing with Waldo in the kitchen, then a dip, then Jim said "feel my lats!"