Thread: Altruist's (un)epic adventures

Today I dreamt I was inside the house of a girl in my class.It was supposed to be an apartment i the dream,but it was the freaking hugest thing ever.I think I woke up there and kept wandering around the house,staring at things.I met her dad at one point,he was very friendly.I also saw her,then I looked out the window and it was raining.The place had a cosy feeling to it and I would go back to that dream if I could.

Today I was driving with mom.Dues to lack of attention,she ran over a korean dude.I got off the car and tried to help him get up.He seemed kind of mad at first but then turned happy as he realized I was apologizing and helping him.I could understand nothing of what he said.

I can only remember waking up with lots of voices in my head,and they were confusing me.

Radiation beach

I on a beach that had been formed around a filthy lake.For some reason,I became paranoid about radiation,and started to feel it coming from everywhere.As the sun rays hit my skin,I could feel some sort of vibration,and I think I got dizzy at one point in the dream.I also theorized that a straw parasol on the sand was converting the sun heat to radiation,and so sheltering under it would be of no help.I also helped some girls from the school bus to jump over a fence,I think one of them was dressed in a red cheerleader uniform.

In another dream,I was in my old school and I had to go home.Instead of going with the school bus,I entered a car for some reason.The girl I kissed on Saturday was there,on the front seat.Her presence pleased me,but she said nothing to me.

In a dream fragment I remember before waking up,I was listening to a song on the radio and I liked it.I didn't know its name,so I was trying to get part of the lyrics to search for it later.I woke up,and I instantly forgot any lyrics I may have heard,as well as the song's rhythm.The song "that was just a dream" by Cut Copy immediately came into my head.

I just recalled a dream I had a few days/a week ago and that I think I didn't record here.I was at my friend's house and I found out he had been playing Fallout 2 or the first one and he was loving it.He used laser guns and owned everything.It was pretty satisfying.

Illogical sidewalk and pedophile

In this dream I was going with some people from school to the movies.I had the idea that after the movie the mall would be filled with zombies for us to kill and have fun with.I could see a bus moving and a horde of zombies behind the mall's parking lot fence.We were going by foot,walking on a sidewalk that was normal at first,parallel to the street.However,some sections of it were bizarre,and started going over the street and making spirals or geometric forms.Instead of just walking straight to the mall,we followed the sidewalk spirals like dumb ants.

In another part,I was at the mall's doors and a middle aged man said hi to me.I thought it was weird so I ignored him and tried to walk away.He grabbed my arm to try to hold me but I called the guards and managed to escape.Inside,my dad kept bitching about something.I was also fighting a friend from school in a playful way.It was sort of funny because he is much shorter than me.

I had some new teacher called Bazo or Zabo,I'm not sure which because I've gotten into the habit of inverting syllables,vowels and consonants.The way he explained stuff was pretty interesting and nice, but I was feeling so sleepy I spent the whole class with my eyes closed.I managed to get all of what he was saying though.

In another dream, I was in a car and mom was driving.The city was not an apocalyptic scenario,but there were some zombies around.A dude in the radio advised the listeners not to look the zombies in the eyes/face.I asked my mom and she told me we were in my uncle's city.It then got really bizarre: our car was floating on a water torrent that cut through the city like a river.There were green monster hands coming out of the water which we bumped into.My mom,despite the bizarre scene,remained in apathy while driving.There were also some red and white tents around,like a carnival park.

In another dream,I was in my childhood school.There was probably a summer party going on.Some dudes invited me to go to their house and smoke.I kind of accepted but my flip flops broke and got all fucked up so I kind of gave up walking there.

Epic night is epic

In the first dream I recall,I was in my house with a girl.There were at least two zombies outside,and they had killed my dog.They were bigger than normal humans,their skin was rugged and their face was weird,so I thought of them as more like monsters.It was very scary,I could see them from glass door and they were trying to get inside.I left the house by the front,I didn't feel so scared anymore.I started fapping and came on a car.I entered it,I think my dad was inside.

In another dream,I was at a coastal area and ahd to go to a higher place becausxe the sea level was going to rise soon.I then remember being on the beach,on a outdoor support or something,trying not to fall into the ocean.The people around me told me I was going to drown if I fell into the sea because the waves were too strong.There was also a giant Kraken causing mayhem on the ocean.I thopught it was pretty cool.I ended up falling but still managed to swim and wasn't eaten.

In another dream,I was in the school I was in last year.My friend was answering some questions to a guy.She wore a jacket and a bikini top.Then,I talked to some old friends and started feeling like I was choking.Some one told me it was possible that there was a lemon stuck in my throat.Some monks and the teacheer.Tried to get it out with their hand it kind of hurt.I think they got it out,and I went back to their friends,with my teeth tinged by blood.I think I was smiling too much for someone with his throat almost tore open and his mouth full of blood.Felt good man.

University and math

In this dream I had entered a badass university.I was thinking about going to a BIG party,and kind of saw what it would be like.There was a big palce with tables and some stairs.Also,inside my house,a woman was selling me some diaper like underwear or something like that.In class,I found a super-intelligent girl who was also kind of arrogant.She was more intelligent than people her age were supposed to be so I assumed she was some savant or something.She was talking about math and I started thinking about to law I had tought about while awake.I was trying to think something like "X²-x=2x" but I tested and found it was only valid for x=3.Then I started thinking about something like "X².Y²=2Y²" but as I woke up I realized square equations can only have two solutions at most and now I've just realized I was just making statements like "5+4=3²" or "3+4=8-1" and translating "5"or "3" into "x" or "y",its all meaningless.

Today I dreamt my dog was still alive.It was weird but I didn't feel anything very special.I think I told my friend on msn about it ressurrecting or something.

Playground little girl

I was visiting a rich,asian guy who had a little daughter.Apparently,he gave her everything she wanted.There were little wood houses for her to play with her dolls and a big playground.I really don't feel like looking up the names of playground thingies,so I'll just describe them.There was that one were you sit on a wooden slab connected by a rope to a support and then swing yourself.The rope was extremely long,and everything else in the playground was also tall.There was also that metal thing with lots of metal bars that you have to use to cross from one side to another.While I was crossing,the girl was mocking me or something,she had a friend with her.

Friends at pool

I invited a friend over to play video games.I think we stayed at a pool with hydro massage while we were playing.I'm not entirely sure,but I think I played Donkey Kong Country for the SNES.

School and bus strangeness

I was walking around my old school's corridors as if I still had friends or studied there.I was being rejected by them I think,but they were idiots anyway.I entered my school bus to go home.I was the last to do so,so I looked around a bit,wondering if there was anyone left to enter so I could close the door.The driver ordered me to close the door,but he used the wrong verb tense, and that made some girl's sitting behind me giggle and talk about it.The vividness at this point was extreme,there was no blur or fog,it was quite perfect.I looked out the window and saw a billboard that said the local club was going to go through a makeover to make it better for the people that go there.

I went to another window,now at the left side of the bus.I was looking out the window and trying to determine the predominant colors on the landscape.If I looked at the sky,it was blue mostly of course.If I looked at the road it was gray and if I looked at the mountains and trees it was green.I tried to recall the three primary colors (red blue and green).Things are about to get strange now.While I was looking out the window and thought about colors,I was drinking beer on a plastic cup.I looked at the bus driver and he was wearing a white cap and also drinking beer,which was rather dangerous.I could see a big beer can standing near the driving wheel.While all of this was happening,this song was playing on the radio:



It's sad,I know,but I was enjoying it.I took another sip of beer as I listened to the song.Suddenly,the volume went down.I didn't care much but the guy (pot user) sitting in front of me was slightly angered by that.I assumed it was the bus driver.Then the volume went back up a bit.I was wondering if my mom was going to notice the smell of beer on my mouth or if I was going to show drunk behavior.As I woke up,I started wondering if I was drinking beer while I slept (derp) and felt slightly happier than normal (lol placebo).I opened my eyes and came back to reality.


Also,in another dream,my dog was alive(again) and I was feeding it.I think I'm going to start reality checking on that now so I can finally break my dry spell.

I dreamt it was Launne's birthday,she is a girl I haven't seen in some time,who studied with me when I was a kid.I went to her house and some people were watching tv.She was holding a box full of old,nostalgic, Disney movie VHS tapes.I greeted a dude from my class.There was going to be a martial arts competition downstairs.My sensei was there.I pretended to fight,but the dream ended before I could do so.

Pretty weird night.I dreamt I was sitting on the sidewalk like a homeless dude with some friends one afternoon.Then a woman came to me with her partner,who was a muscular black dude.He threatened me often and both of them were dumbasses.I also went to a friend's hosue and talked to my mom on the cellphone.Before waking up,I was trapped in a limbo of over analysis and confused thought,it had something to do with building something,and it looped over and over.

Team Fortress and killer

I had a lot of dreams but I can only recall a few now.In one of them I was playing Team Fortress 2 as a spy.I was trying to invade the enemy base when I met a yellow spy (enemy).He failed to kill me but it was not easy to kill him either.

In another dream,I was playing GTA.I was driving a pickup and stopped at the red light.Some blue arrows started pointing at people and they started running away.Someone told me I was a cop and they were bandits,I assumed I was supposed to kill them.I got out of the car and ran to get them.I killed each one of them with my bare hands,choking them.A woman,who was also supposedly a bandit, managed to run up a tree.At first I tried to pull her leg and make her fall but I persuaded her to climb down instead.She immediately regretted her decision,probably because she thought I would not kill her if she came down.I felt dirty, like I had tricked her.While all of this was happening,some people tried to help me and encouraged me in what I was doing.I started choking the woman with my arm (chokehold).She managed to gasp out a few words before dying,something about loving her dog,she seemed happy.I woke up after that.I felt kind of weird,specially for killing a middle aged woman.

In another dream,I was playing a puzzle game in which I had to find keys,open doors and that kind of stuff.The last puzzle looked fairly complex,but I managed to solve it easily after finding a hidden button.

Old school gore and violence

I was at some event happening in the school I used to study in as a child.Some guys were playing ice hockey on the sports court despite there being no ice at all on it.I met a fat dude who used to study at my school and we got into a fight.He punched my nose,causing it to bleed.To counter that,I picked him up and threw him down some stairs near the court.I went to the bathroom to look at my nose and clean up.There I met a guy who used to study at my school,who is kind of a 2º cousin.One of his eyes was quite red,like he had been crying (yet he did not look sad) and the other one was out of it's orbit,linked to his head by a meat cord,like the eyes of a slug.There was a bloody hole on the orbit of that eye.The bully behind him,who I assumed did that to him,looked surprised.I asked him what he had done and he said he had thrown "sparkles" in the boy's eyes.Sick fuck.

In another bathroom,two friends had finished jerking off at a girl's face.I think I did the same.This caused quite a lot of rumors and talk around the school.The girl did not seem to care at all,it was according to her will.My friend let out a laugh and pointed at a toilet bowl full of crap stains all over it,like someone had battled a war with their bowels.

Karate pool and fruits

My sensei was talking about building a swimming pool at his gym.It wasn't really absurd since he has already talked about it in waking life.Then we started playing a game.I think it was about one person guessing a fruit's names.I gave some hints out to the guy who had to guess it and some people became slightly hostile towards me for doing so.

Indigenous real time strategy

I was with a friend and his mom was explaining me something about him commanding a mission to populate a forest filled area to the north of the country (Amazon Forest).She showed me a map.I could see units like horses and soldiers walking around on it.I became upset after assuming he was promoting deforestation of the area.The units were just like in Age of Empires.

I was now in my friend's underground base.He had a laptop with him.I about a murder of a woman in the newspaper,it occurred near the area he was responsible for.I could see some daylight coming through the entrance of the underground base,it was very crude,like we had dug the place with our hands in a few hours.Some detectives started talking to us through the hole.They talked in a relaxed and said something like "it would be okay if we just buried you guys".That thought kind of scared me.

A war broke out.It was night and archers were defending some walls.They were pretty badass,and talked to each other about their performance.The units now seemed like they were all indigenous people.

In my dream some friends came to my house.One of them went bad and we had a energy sword fight.I plugged something on the socket,something went wrong.When it was time to leave,one of my friends entered his own backpack and closed it.He had told me he stayed like that while on the bus.

Strange fever

The dream started with someone saying "hurt kids should be taken to the school infirmary", it sounded like an ad.My right knee was hurt so I went to see a doctor inside a building.She pressed my knee on a few points and asked if it hurt.Then,she hit it with a little hammer to test my reflexes.I changed my position on the thing I was sitting on to test it again.It was okay I think.Then,she showed me the beginning of a movie,this generated a false memory and made me think I had already watched it.It involved two guy's on a gory scene involving a roller coaster.

I'm not sure if this was on the same dream,but it would make sense.The place broke into chaos and I saw some gore,a mutilated woman I think and some other things.A narrator explained that some dangerous chemical had been released.I ran with some other people like there was no tomorrow.I was horrified and I was being chased by something.I had to open about four metal gates before reaching the street.I thought about jumping over the grid but there was an electric fence on the top.When I finally got to the street I continued to run.The city felt weird and I was in constant fear.I wanted to tell the cops or someone.We then went to the mall and then continued on a street.At some point in this dream,I heard this song:



It was slightly different,though.The beat that begins at 0:07 was stronger.I still thought the original was spookier.I think I was lucid.I thought about how everything inside my dream could have a meaning.I looked at a pink doll shop and thought about its meaning.The vividness was pretty good,I could see the shadow formed by the shop's tent.I had a feeling the thing that was chasing me was not one dangerous guy,but some impersonal thing,like a virus that turned people into crazy killers.I also think some people that were with me were dying one by one and I was wary of everything.I got back home.A guy who looked like my dad,but who was supposed to be a friend in the dream,was lying down on a bed,looking sick,he had a thermometer in his mouth and a bag of ice on his head.

The guy tried to act like he was in need of help or something,but I immediately knew what he was up to and gave a few steps behind.He noticed the fear in me and got up.He was talking to me and I was running around the house,going around the sofa as he chased me.He entered a room and grabbed two of my friends,one was an adult guy and the other one was a teen girl.He rubbed his face against them so as to infect them too.In rage,I held him with my left hand and tried to blind him using my index and middle finger from my right hand.He screamed moved violently.This was the climax of the dream.I woke up,feeling as if I still had some eyeballs on my fingers.

Pet horror

Why my dreams have been so morbid lately is beyond me.In this dream I had a pet cow and for some reason there was a guillotine near the place it slept.One beautiful day,guess what,my cow was beheaded.I think I tried to prevent that from happening and was aware that there was a guillotine there but it's all pretty senseless.

In another dream,my dog was sick.It was now a severed dog head with a heavy breath,like it was choking or in difficulty to breath.My mind made up some bullshit explanation for why the head could still be alive even without connection to it's lungs or heart.The rest of the body was still with me though.I remember petting the dog head and feeling sad about it.Eventually,it died.

Surprise party

I was with a friend from school and we were in my house,near the backyard.There is a part I don't remember, then a bunch of people come out of nowhere and start singing "happy birthday to you",I feared it was my birthday because I didn't want a party or anything like that.Everything goes black.In another scene,I am at the same friend's house.He asks me if I remember what happened that day.I answer him I don't,and he explains to me that it was normal,since I had gotten smashed.Also,he gave me a floor squeegee for some reason.I wiped the floor and his bed with it,they were all moist.

Then, a flashback scene started,where I was on the party.I was sitting at a table with some snacks on it.I was sitting like a slacker,like I didn't give a shit.My dad talked to me and tried to convince to do/eat something but I didn't want to.There was also an old man next to me.

Slot car race

I was in the mall with some people from school.We sat at a table and they talked about stuff,a girl talked about an Asian dude who was traveling.I noticed a girl I kissed once was there,she was fairly quiet.Inside a store,there was a slot car race going on.People controlled their cars with small devices.I was watching it through the glass when the girl told me I needed a Wi-Fi device in order to race too.I tried to explain to her that I was just watching,but it was difficult because I could not hear her properly.She smiled and laughed.

These dreams are not in their original glory and detail because most of them are from last week.



It was night and I was at a city near mine with my parents.We saw a plane flying around and then we noticed it was dropping bombs on a nearby area.We got int he car and drove away from it.

I was near a bakery store.Some guy showed me a pack of sandwich cookies called "Trichomoniasis".He told me it had less fat in it than other brands.I looked at the nutritional information on it and realized it still had a shit load of calories.Only upon waking did I realize the brand was named after a disease that affects genitalia.

A fight I had been fantasizing about for some time played out in my dreams.I was quite successful,managing to hit the enemy a few times.I then saw some graphs with percentages in an electronic device,while he was copying them to his computer.I then realized my fighting style was recorded there,it showed the strength of my right hand punches,which side I used more often and stuff like that.

I was in physics class,in a wooden house in the jungle.I was kind of sleeping in class,laying down,when the teacher used me as a good student example for my physics test scores.Some people around me were slightly enrage since I was sleeping in class and was still better at physics than them.

I was on some sort of beach.the sun and the sky were orange.My viking looking physics teacher arrived on a boat with someone else.It all felt pretty epic.An eclipse started.Fuck yeah.In another part,my biology teacher was walking around with me in a poor area of town.He got into a fight with a random guy.The guy bit his finger.The finger started to turn black,like it was rotting.The teacher just laughed about it and did not care much.

I was inside a Minecraft world with two other friends.I hit a stone block and then entered a cave.This caused an earthquake on some other part of the world,but we could still feel it.We were running around in the cave,there were lots of stairs,kind of like emergency stairs in a building.Lots of dementors showed up and we were avoiding them.When we the stairs ended,we were in a nice hotel room,with red walls.The dementors took the form of pretty teen girls.I asked my friend if he remembered the patronus spell and he said it wasn't necessary.He pronounced a few words in latin and kissed one of the "girls".She then disappeared I think.I wanted to do it to other girls but I didn't have the confidence to do so.

I was in a car with my friend.I soon realized there was no one driving.He jumped to the front sit in order to drive it.

I went to an airport.I was going to France for some reason.An airport guy was asking some questions.I was not paying much attention and accidentally said I was an American.His voice now had a tone of suspicion it it,and he asked me what I was going to do there.I realized my mistake and proceeded to tell him my nationality.He turned much more friendly and let me go.When I got to my destination,I only found poor people in the streets,it was like everyone was a hobo.I didn't know where to go,the buildings were nice but there were only poor immigrants in the streets.I remember talking to someone inside a building,looking out the window.

I was in a room with a semi naked girl.She had vaginas on her thighs as well as in the middle of her legs.

My family was in a car,I wasn't driving.The place looked like the American desert.At one point,I was hearing an 80s song and loving it,but I could not remember it when I woke up.We some how crashed,there was also a train I think.I looked at my abs and there was a small cut on its left side.

I was in a roller blading competition.We were supposed to race in a circle but it was difficult because it's diameter was very small.I went to a bigger circle and raced,but ended up falling violently on the floor.A friend of mine came to my aid,her hair was orange and she was prettier than usual.

I was in philosophy class and the teacher was writing a nonsensical calendar on the board.I tried to look for patterns in it but it just didn't make any sense.I gave up and started trying to sleep in class.

I was playing some sort of RPG on my childhood school,killing archers and stuff.In another dream,I was swimming in a gigantic pool/sea with crystal clear water.There were little islands were people drank and sat at tables to talk.I talked to a guy on one of those,while in the sea.Apparently,I had gotten a girlfriend,a who trains karate with me.I also saw a guy I know.

07/25/2011 : From this day,I can only remember kissing a girl in a dream.

I was at a girl's birthday.I got into a fight with a dumb kid,because he hit me accidentally while playing with his friend or something.I threw a bucket of water at him I think.Later,we made peace and started competing to see who could climb to the higher place in a tree.While climbing,I was careful not to fall.Some naked women appeared on the tree branches and talked to us,for some reason.

In this dream I was going to be trained by a guy for something.He had a mansion in a forest.I was in a room,looking out a window while in a stance that strengthened my legs,there was another guy in the room.I could see the forest outside,and I saw a big octopus moving in a lake/river.A girl with guns started coming in our direction,from the forest.She said she was there to rob us.I kind of resigned but then our master came out of a secret door behind a painting and started kicking ass.He was wearing flip flops.

I was in my school with some other people who were supposed to be my friends,but I have never seen in my life.There was one guy who often tried to cause trouble,threatening me and others with a knife.He almost got into a knife fight with a guy near me once.At one point,he threw a metal hammer at me while I was going down some stairs,hitting me in the neck.It didn't hurt at all,but I was extremely mad since it could have killed me.I felt intense rage during parts of the dream and felt like tearing the aggressive guy apart,but there were also parts where I wanted to be passive and not retaliate.In another scene,I was with them in a house.A strong rush of wind blew us,but I wasn't blown away because I stayed in Kokutsu dachi.

I dreamt that an instructor from my gym was a game developer and he was showing me some place and the things he had built.In another dream,a few days older than this one, I saw my face,but my eyebrows were like,vertical.

Megaman dream

I was playing/living a full 3D Megaman game.It wasn't a side scroller,it was a full 3D game like Megaman legends.I was fighting an epic battle in a black void with lots of other people.I could shoot some guided missiles by pressing triangle and do other stuff.After the battle was over,I went abck to reality and found myself in a house full of people.They seemed to be celebrating the end of the battle and I was healing them and their mana bars.

My parents decided we would stay in the house for the night and I was was mad.A couple of old people were going to sleep and I almost got to see (accidentally) the woman's saggy tits.Ew.My mom found a pair of Speedo shorts under the mattress and decided she was going to keep it.

Zombies yet again

I was watching a man living on the second floor of a house in a world destroyed by zombies.Every time he tried to climb down using some stairs,a mob of zombies came and tried to get him.He was slightly desperate and started taking things out of some drawers and talking to me.He showed me some golden shoes and other old trinkets he was keeping.From the sadness in his voice,I knew he was going to dispose of them.

In yesterday's dreams,I had a hot female instructor at the gym and she was also a biology teacher (?).I also had a dream Where I was going around a city in the USA by car,I remember seeing a nice building.In another dream,I raced a few people through some frozen sets of stairs.When we got to the end,we were trying not to fall and I was holding a ventilation thingy.There was also a tiger/gnome there.

In another dream,Some people were playing soccer in my old school.I picked a fight with a guy from my class but I couldn't manage to hit him right.

In another dream,My friend was playing Deus Ex Human Revolution and he could go invisible.The landscape was desert-like and there were shootings as expected.

In today's dream,I was playing Age of Empires 2.I saw a relic and wanted to capture it.I found out I could create monks directly from villagers and thought to myself "this civilization is quite good".By clicking the monk button,which had a cartoon of a crowned man,I made two turkeys spawn.The dream visuals were dark.

I dreamt I had some kind of virtual world for myself and a gang I had formed with people from school.A guy I know came to me and suggested I changed the world's gravity to 6 meters/second² so we could jump higher and do cool stuff.I also noted down something else to change but I can't remember what.

In another scene,I was in class and my friend started a fight with a stoner guy.The monitor lady came in when the stoner guy was retaliating and the guilt fell on him.

In another dream,an old friend was asking me how to get intelligent.A friend next to me told her to play sudoku.She asked me how often I played sudoku and I told her I played it everyday on my cellphone.