Thread: Chaos Mages

Lol lol lol lol i am in pain.

I am azoth pendragon! Lol

Waking Nomad

Thank you for posting. I hope you feel better soon.

It is 10:11 PM here Sunday 6/May/12.

WOW! What a weird full moon pow wow last night. Some highlights:
-A silly Ameripublican tried to pull rank on my ass with some weak ass fratboy magick, testing to see if he could bend me to his will by commanding me to blow into the fire softly.
- I pissed into a bush as I riddled a silly chaos mage covering up his pentagram on the ground. This is a friend of my obsessed acolyte.
- I synchronistically summoned a Satanist, when I uttered, "Have no fear, the Wizard is here!" Said Satanist leapt out from the shadows and, taking some fire into his hand, leapt at me with a monkey hug.
- My Luciferian fiends wanted to do a ritual far away from the New Age Oprah worshippers, so I offered to stand guard while the couple went A-Maying in the woods.
- A man called Bear wandered down with some weirdos, and murmured, "the woods are full of pagans," to which I responded by getting half-naked, and becoming possessed with ERIS, GODDESS OF CHAOS.
-I then performed a mad Discordian rite, and laughed my ass off like a masturbating lunatic.
-I found out later, a wood nymph was peaking on DMT at the moment my maniacal laughter climaxed.
-The Oprah Worshipping hippies had an Om Circle. I responded by creeping into the bushes and making coyote, hyena, and hippo noises. I screamed at them, "YOU GODDAMNED HIERARCHICAL HIPPIES! YOU CANNOT IMPOSE YOUR WILL UPON ME! I AM THE REBEL, THE GREAT HERETIC! I REPRESENT LUUUUUUUUUCIFER!" To which they reacted by laughing their asses off, so I invoked Eris again and shouted, "23! 23! FIVE IS A DEMON. FNORD FNORD FNORD. F-N-O-R-D. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!"
I sat down by a tiny shrine of two candles and a bubbler, and, as I stared into the eyes of my favorite warlock, I chanted, "this is a dream! this is a dream!"
Then, a neo-savage sitting next to me made animal noises which went in a counterclockwise sound vortex until a cacophony of animal hoots and grunts rose which burst into chaotic laughter.
The other warlock grinned at me, and said, "it started... here," as he thrust his index finger into the point between the candles.
HAIL ERIS! 216

So Glad to have you back again. I rrally mist U WakingNomad.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

WOW! What a weird full moon pow wow last night. Some highlights:
-A silly Ameripublican tried to pull rank on my ass with some weak ass fratboy magick, testing to see if he could bend me to his will by commanding me to blow into the fire softly.
- I pissed into a bush as I riddled a silly chaos mage covering up his pentagram on the ground. This is a friend of my obsessed acolyte.
- I synchronistically summoned a Satanist, when I uttered, "Have no fear, the Wizard is here!" Said Satanist leapt out from the shadows and, taking some fire into his hand, leapt at me with a monkey hug.
- My Luciferian fiends wanted to do a ritual far away from the New Age Oprah worshippers, so I offered to stand guard while the couple went A-Maying in the woods.
- A man called Bear wandered down with some weirdos, and murmured, "the woods are full of pagans," to which I responded by getting half-naked, and becoming possessed with ERIS, GODDESS OF CHAOS.
-I then performed a mad Discordian rite, and laughed my ass off like a masturbating lunatic.
-I found out later, a wood nymph was peaking on DMT at the moment my maniacal laughter climaxed.
-The Oprah Worshipping hippies had an Om Circle. I responded by creeping into the bushes and making coyote, hyena, and hippo noises. I screamed at them, "YOU GODDAMNED HIERARCHICAL HIPPIES! YOU CANNOT IMPOSE YOUR WILL UPON ME! I AM THE REBEL, THE GREAT HERETIC! I REPRESENT LUUUUUUUUUCIFER!" To which they reacted by laughing their asses off, so I invoked Eris again and shouted, "23! 23! FIVE IS A DEMON. FNORD FNORD FNORD. F-N-O-R-D. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!"
I sat down by a tiny shrine of two candles and a bubbler, and, as I stared into the eyes of my favorite warlock, I chanted, "this is a dream! this is a dream!"
Then, a neo-savage sitting next to me made animal noises which went in a counterclockwise sound vortex until a cacophony of animal hoots and grunts rose which burst into chaotic laughter.
The other warlock grinned at me, and said, "it started... here," as he thrust his index finger into the point between the candles.
HAIL ERIS! 216

Welcome Home

I put a spell on you..
'Cause you're mine.

You better stop the things you do..
I ain't lyin'
No I ain't lyin'...

You know I can't stand it,
You're runnin' around.
You know better daddy..
I can't stand it cause you put me down.

so I went to Africa
got me some Mojo dust and

I put a spell on you..
Because you're mine...
You're mine..

Don’t like the things you do

I love ya..
I love you..
I love you...
I love you anyhow..
And I don't care.
if you don't want me,
I'm yours right now...

You hear me,
I put a spell on you..
Because you're mine...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Screamin Jay Hawkins - I put a spell on you - YouTube

Edit:

Does This explain your absence Love:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTSq...eature=related

Originally Posted by debrajane

Welcome Home

I put a spell on you..
'Cause you're mine.

You better stop the things you do..
I ain't lyin'
No I ain't lyin'...

You know I can't stand it,
You're runnin' around.
You know better daddy..
I can't stand it cause you put me down.

so I went to Africa
got me some Mojo dust and

I put a spell on you..
Because you're mine...
You're mine..

Don’t like the things you do

I love ya..
I love you..
I love you...
I love you anyhow..
And I don't care.
if you don't want me,
I'm yours right now...

You hear me,
I put a spell on you..
Because you're mine...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Screamin Jay Hawkins - I put a spell on you - YouTube

Edit:

Does This explain your absence Love:

Screaming Jay Hawkins - "Serving Time" & "I Put A Spell On You" - YouTube

my absence is due to fibromyalgia. It hurts to type a lot.