Hello Dreamers

Hello Dreamers!

The short version:

You can call me M, I'm in my mid-twenties, and live in a little sector of the world known for... quite a few things actually. Been an active dreamer and lucid dreamer since childhood and am honored to be welcomed among so many adept dreamers.

The long version:

Magician, Contemporary Shaman, and Ecstatic Technician of the Sacred, I have been described by my peers both an “Idea DJ” and “Stand-up Philosopher.”

If one were to imagine Dumbledore and Snape as college buddies toking together and then realizing they were two halves of one person resembling Deadmau5, but living it out as a magician battling the Ice King in Adventure Time, one might get an idea. Only instead of Adventure Time, the time is now. And instead of Deadmau5 it’s that guy who shouts stuff from Linkin Park. And instead of the Ice King, it’s whoever is responsible for the Lifetime network and High Fructose Corn Syrup.

It is these causes to which I devote my mission.

During the day I hold a seemingly prestigious position at a large company widely responsible for bringing entertainment to all our living rooms, in which a typical day feels like a modern day rendition of Mad Men, but with ping pong tables instead of typewriters. However, by night, I secretly aim my efforts in developing a remedy for all the children inflicted with the threats of High Fructose Corn Syrup. Using the techniques taught by my mentors, I have worked hard to formulate a remedy.

That remedy is Super Sprowtz.

I’m very good at magic. Weaving sound, sight, and pacing together into something that transcends the boundaries of a shiny glowing rectangle. This is the power in which I fight the forces of Lifetime and High Fructose Corn Syrup with. Like all of us though, I carry an unfortunate achilles heel - My insatiable appetite for spending ludicrous amounts of money on clothes and obsessing over my appearance to the point that would only be considered socially acceptable amongst the Kardashians.

I am also infamous for sporting scars above my eyebrows which can be attributed to frequent encounters with flying glow sticks.

You can almost always count on the fact that there will be a copy of Carl Jung’s Red Book in my backpack. It may be 12x18” and weigh over 9 pounds, but it holds all the answers to overcoming the tyrannies of Lifetime and HFCS. That and the works of Alan Watts, Aldous Huxley, Robert Anton Wilson, Ray Kurzweil, and Michael Pollan - I believe hold some sort of meaning.


I have travelled far and wide in search of that meaning, and thankfully due to today’s technology, mostly without having to leave the couch. Darren Aronofsky’s “The Fountain” and the historical documentary series, “Lost” have each pulled me through time. During my travels I came across the psychedelic musical entity, Shpongle and we’ve had a wonderful relationship ever since. Shpongle has proven to be a tremendous help in my journey and I have shown loving support to his endeavors for several years as well.

Oddly, dubstep also seems to have a positive effect on my powers. Except for the occasional instance it nearly causes me to crash a motor vehicle.

I used to ruminate a lot over how my mother could order diet coke at McDonalds and get low-fat whipped cream at the grocery store, yet the weight still seemed to keep piling on. This at one time posed a great mystery. I stayed awake many nights trying to solve this mystery until I came across The Omnivore’s Dilemma. Here I found an answer:

High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Now I devote my thought to conquering this atrocity in the modern world.


That and cats cuz they’re fluffy… No, not conquering cats. Thinking about them.

The weekends bring me many places like an intrepid mountaineer, traveling over the peaks and mists, to discover something new. Last weekend proved to be a vital addition to the story. From shopping malls to many cities and ghettos within the world - temptations were had, tears were shed, and people danced under the moonlight. I met new friends, removed the seat-belts of consciousness and let the imagination marry technology, frying up ideas like hot waffles. All bringing me and the people I’ve come to love, one step closer to being okay with the fact that life is a box of chocolates that forever remains… unopened.

Once in a while I also write the occasional romance novella.


A secret not many people know is that I have watched Lifetime’s heartbreakingly original, low budget, D-list actor movies about real teen issues TWICE.

Wait no, a lot, actually.

If you like cats, think it is quite possible that there is an omnipresent God-like cat being ruling over the universe, or think the wrappers on straws are by far the most entertaining things in restaurants then we will most certainly have a good conversation. However, if you like The Bible, Capitalism, sports, talking about your son’s soccer game, or Nietzsche’s “Thus Spoke Zarathustra”…

We will have an even better conversation.

If you know who is responsible for the Lifetime network or High Fructose Corn Syrup you must contact me immediately.

Hey welcome to DV :)
You just won the longest intro of the month award :D
As a free prize you get to message any of the dream guides on how to operate the site or lucid dreaming.
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Only of the month? It seems I'm not trying hard enough in that case. :P

Thank you for the welcome!

Hey M, welcome to DreamViews.

Well...wow. That was quite a fascinating introduction. If you need anything, feel free to ask around the forum. Oh, and stop by the DreamViews chat some time. You seem like an interesting character.

Cheers.

Welcome! :) Really glad you decided to join Dreamviews!

I thoroughly enjoyed this description of you:

"If one were to imagine Dumbledore and Snape as college buddies toking together and then realizing they were two halves of one person resembling Deadmau5, but living it out as a magician battling the Ice King in Adventure Time, one might get an idea. Only instead of Adventure Time, the time is now. And instead of Deadmau5 it’s that guy who shouts stuff from Linkin Park. And instead of the Ice King, it’s whoever is responsible for the Lifetime network and High Fructose Corn Syrup." :)

Like Paige said, you should stop by chat sometime! Anyway, if you have any questions feel free to message me! See ya around

Thank you for the kind welcoming! I will be sure to stop by the chat on occasion.

It is the longest and most comprehensive introduction that human eyes have seen.