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Hey all;
I\'m John from Florida. I love golf, traveling, reading and movies. I\'m 36, I have had LD\'s in the past but not for years, I have had one OOBE 4-5 years ago and have been trying to get back there since then, but I am serious about it now. I love the design of this site and the welcomeness I feel here and look forward to getting a guide and an adoptive mentor. What a great idea!
Thanks for having me and I hope to learn a ton of stuff from you all!
John
Hey! Welcome to the Forum!
You actually have to wait 2 weeks to be adopted, but after that time is up, you can go ahead & choose someone!
Good to have you with us, Coral :) The more the merrier, eh? :D I hope you'll enjoy your time here and learn lots about dreaming :) If you ever have any questions don't hestitate to ask away! 8)
Thanks guys. Look forward to new friendships.
I take it this does not exist anymore, or is it just me?? :?: :?Quote:
Once you've registered you'll be introduced to the Dream Guide program, which was created to help new users become more comfortable with the community and to ensure that new users don't feel like outsiders[/b]
It's just you. :mrgreen:
DreamGuide Program
Now thats just wrong!!! Here, I'll do it myself: :welcome: CoralRives, sooooo glad to have you and your smart ass humor with us on the forum. Please have a drink and a seat and don't piss off the verterans of the forum! :drink: :cheers:Quote:
Originally posted by TygrHawk
It's just you. :mrgreen:]
hey noob :D
hello john.
Welcome aboard!
Great to see your Meatwad hanging around! [snicker]
Welcome to Dream Views!
I'm pretty new here but I alredy had 1 LD, so it's definitely worth it :mrgreen:
It smells like bologna in here.
Whoever smelt it, delt it....Moment! :pope:
Whoever denies it supplies it, Josesito! :sweat2:
He who's first accused is the one who's ass has oozed! :pirate:
Welcome to dream views =D!
Hiya, welcome to DV.
TB
The butt coffee percolates, in he that speculates. :hijack:
lol what?!
poor thread
that sounds poeticQuote:
Originally posted by InTheMoment
The butt coffee percolates, in he that speculates.
Gas permiates from the ass crack, of he who has thread jacked!
Don't make me get all Yoda on your ass! :lol:
Now this thread is getting interesting. :bravo:
The anal gravy drips from Josesito's lips. :mrgreen:
"Too much Jesus Juice"
explains everything
I wanna play too!
the fanny fungus oozes from he who always loses
(did I do it right?)
Oh but Joe already used "oozed" I'll try another
The rectal runs propult from he with the weakest insult
Damn, "propult" is not a real word...I'll try another one in a sec
The bum bubbles blast from he who laughs the last
haha
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Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I wanna play too!
the fanny fungus oozes from he who always loses
(did I do it right?)
Oh but Joe already used \"oozed\" I'll try another
The rectal runs propult from he with the weakest insult
Damn, \"propult\" is not a real word...I'll try another one in a sec
The bum bubbles blast from he who laughs the last
haha
:shock:
you're good
:lolxtreme:
YOU LAUGHED LASTQuote:
Originally posted by CryoDragoon
:lolxtreme:
Farty McFarton is your now name forever
Sexy Blue wrote:
This one is a keeper. :)~Quote:
The bum bubbles blast from he who laughs the last [/b]
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The butt nuggets collect beneath he who rejects.
The Ass-Tar puddles beneath he who rebuttals.
The Poo-Chute expels from he who rebels.
The ass that feeds the brown sea, belongs to he who came up with three!Quote:
Originally posted by Ass-Blaster
The butt nuggets collect beneath he who rejects. *
The Ass-Tar puddles beneath he who rebuttals. *
The Poo-Chute expels from he who rebels.
HAHA good one!Quote:
Originally posted by Tornado Joe
The ass that feeds the brown sea, belongs to he who came up with three!
He who imbibes Colon Blow is aka Tornado Joe
The fudge filled tunnel of love, wraps tightly around me like a glove.
...err wait something went awry there. :oops:
oohhhh, you wanna dance? ok...Quote:
Originally posted by Ophelia
He who imbibes Colon Blow is aka Tornado Joe
The anal ring which spits the most poo, belongs to no other than she - OpheliaBlue. So without further adew, I shall introducer her to you. A face pretty and true, bowels packed with brown stew. She'll sing to you too, so long as you don't boo.
:hump: Yeah, baby.... c'mon and git some! :D
we have a winner :bravo:Quote:
Originally posted by Tornado Joe
oohhhh, *you wanna dance? ok...
The anal ring which spits the most poo, belongs to no other than she - OpheliaBlue. So without further adew, I shall introducer her to you. A face pretty and true, bowels packed with brown stew. She'll sing to you too, so long as you don't boo.
:hump: * Yeah, baby.... c'mon and git some! :D
LMAO Joe!!!
yeah you definitely took the cake on that one :bravo: :bowdown:
The poo is strong within you young padiwon. :bowdown: ---------- :cactus:Quote:
Originally posted by Tornado Joe
oohhhh, *you wanna dance? ok...
The anal ring which spits the most poo, belongs to no other than she - OpheliaBlue. So without further adew, I shall introducer her to you. A face pretty and true, bowels packed with brown stew. She'll sing to you too, so long as you don't boo.
:hump: * Yeah, baby.... c'mon and git some! :D
Heh, yeah - I think I lost a good chunk of my Midi-Chlorians on that one.Quote:
Originally posted by Moment
The poo is strong within you young padiwon.
Now THIS was truly a highjacked thread!!! Well done!