Originally Posted by
Protocol MSmith
Hello blueblue79 and dreamer11. I am FBI agent Michael Smith, I try to cut down on internet crime.
I understand these people have been playing a prank, and told you the FBI will not be contacted. This is false, because you have committed a bannable offense. Any questions pertaining to your felony, contact me at 1606 Broadway Street Comp. 4 NY, NYC. (212-356-7812)
Have you heard of the Patriot Act? If you don't live in Alaska, Hawaii, or Guam, I am allowed to try you as a full adult. I see you are underage. Since you are 3 years below the limit, your sentence can increase; multiplying; upwards of three times. You will be fined 1300-1500 dollars US currency, for the starting penalty. I have already charged this to your primary credit card, and the fine will take place in precisely 12 hours. Additionally, if you do not disconnect your internet at this moment, I will be forced to arrest you and your family, and you will have to spend 2-6 months in jail. You have 24 hours to comply(E.S.T Time) If you do not adhere to these precautions, your house and personal belongings will be seized; immediately.
Best of wishes,
Agent Michael Smith