Quasi-Pseudo-Newb + AMAZING new WILD Technique
Hey there everyone. So, I've actually been 'lurking' about DV on and off since...well, around 2002-03. It was then that my dream guide, Harry Potter's uncle, instructed me to visit dreamviews.com. The preceding statement (uno) may be bullshit. Well, yes, yes it is.
Anyways, I've on-and-offed with a DJ, and could certainly stand to increase my recall significantly- it's quite crapiriffic at the moment. I have had some interesting lucids, one of in which I was jumping around in a low-gravity environment, x-raying through buildings (by directing energy with my finger(tip)s). I had this experience while trying out the 'African Dream Root', Xhosa. I've still got some left from a couple years back that I should get around to. I've also experimented with different methods and techniques of WILDING / inducing LDs and alternate states of consciousness, such as brainwave entrainment (binaural beats and otherwise). I'm interested in all sorts of things, from organic bananas, to flying, to shared dreaming. I've tried (poorly), (a) few experiments with some friends so far. I had an 'urge' of sorts to finally register here at DV this weekend, and 'connect' my energy moreso with all the energy of LDing, and the goodness here at DV.
But without further ado o, o o o, NOW, for the powerful lucid dreaming technique that I have developed over these years.
FIRST, think of a phrase you've heard from quality tv programming such as FOX news. Focus on it intensely. Encapsulate it in your mind like tightly wrapping a box of Beanie Babies Obese Edition™ collectibles in the shreds of kitty's newsweekly leftovers. Feel your braincells constrict tightly around this one, all-encompassing morsel (now a giant moldy cookie) of thought. If you are not a fan of the big-ole-shiny box, foxnews.com may have some wisdom [sic] for you. I can't be bothered to check. SECOND, find a cow pasture. Let your nose direct you to where you need to go. Hear Old Bessy's call as you grow nearer. Transgenderedcows.com will not suffice. Nose to the ground, connect the moldy cookie to what you've found. You can always step in it, to make this technique easier to take home. Inhale deeply. Let the pungent aroma fill your body like french fries in your deep-greaser. Now, lie on your back, and let the experience guide you into a potent, vivid LD! I will not be held responsible if you refrain from (or refrain from refraining) ingesting any fungal lifeforms you may find in attempting this BSILD technique. Please pardon my Engish.
