Introducing a Super Goon

I'm a modern day american gangster, you could even go so far as to say that I'm an entreprenegro.

I spend my days drunk driving and reclining on my custom made Cadillac yacht, chain smoking blunts as I sail off into the horizon.

I am often compared to Denzel Washington, as we are similar in both net worth and physical appearance.

I am a drug dealer, a killer, and it's been said that I'm half shark, half gorilla.

I came here to hold it down and to learn about Lucid Dreaming

Unless you also have a frikken lazer beam attached to your Shark's half's head, I think we're done here.

Do you have a frikken lazer beam attached to your Shark's half's head?