To understand the question, watch this first:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcy1LfiC5VI
Now that you understand what I mean,
Any platypuses controlling you?
My teacher's a platypus
My coach's a platypus
The Law's a platypus
Firefox's a Platypus
My butt's a platypus
Converse's a platypus
Obama's a Platypus
Bieber's a platypus
Reality's a platypus
Well, you do the rest