Thread: Rant and Rave, Cry and Complain

Rant: Today, I'm really disappointed in so many people.

Time for a snowcone or something.

Originally Posted by melanieb

Rant: Today, I'm really disappointed in so many people.

Time for a snowcone or something.

So am I, melanieb, so am I.

On a lighter note, I'm drinking myself to oblivion tonight.

Siiiiiiick...

Originally Posted by OldSparta

So am I, melanieb, so am I.

On a lighter note, I'm drinking myself to oblivion tonight.

Oblivion is a pretty good game, man. What happened to being DV's Recoving Alcoholic? .. And it's not even the weekend!

For some reason my dog never got house trained. Both my other dogs learned well, this one did not. I can't go more than 2 days without having to clean up his poop...

Fuck knows, um I pissed off some pastor because I was out of line with my walking during my brother's wedding. Though it was intentional due to rigidness that I cannot stand.

Saw the Resident Evil 6 Trailer, and honestly, that women in the red scarf BETTER be Ada.

Oh my god, it sucks that I won't be able to afford the game when it's released around November......I loved her in Resident Evil 4, but I just can't wait to see how she really screwed over Wesker in RE4 by giving him a fake Las Plagas sample.....

UGH....I thought I would be over this action-horror-fsdajkgdsjkg you call it, but now I can't wait to see how things are going to end in RE6.....

DAMN YOU CAPCOM!!!!!!

Weeeell I think the combination of aspirin, mold around one of my windows, springtime allergies, and heavy physical exertion, all triggers of asthma, have... triggered my asthma (My sister had it, and I occasionally had problems while running for a very long time but never this bad.) Friday the 13th strikes again! I would totally cough right now but it hurts too much. This is awful.

my friday the 13th rant:

It's payday but I'm broke because I payed bills, did the whole 2 weeks worth of grocery shopping to take advantage of all the sales, put money in my son's college fund, put some money in our vacation fund, and put about $150 in regular savings for just-in-cases.

So at least I am being super responsible. But, I'm basically broke. My boyfriend on the other hand, got a fat bonus. Should I sleep with him for some pocket change?

Work it girl, WORK IT!

Show him that you can do more than melt cheese, if you know what I mean

So what you're saying is

+ =

Out of curiosity, Ophelia, what do you do for a living? :O
Also, i seem to not being to communicate with my family at all. Just about every time, I end up angry or they end up angry at me.

It's ok, I don't actually work the corners f0rceez I'm a pastry chef. I ho myself out with my ho-ho's, not my po-po.

Anyway, sorry your family isn't communicating well with you. I was always quite fortunate, both my parents are shrinks. Communication galore

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

So what you're saying is

Spoiler for It's a bit more complicated than that Ophelia. You have to add foreplay!:

+ =

Spoiler for It's a bit more complicated than that Ophelia. You have to add foreplay!:

+++++++++(Don't forget the condom!!!)+++++ = + (Ball and Chain)+++(Child Support)

Fixed.

You better do your best tonight.

lmfao Link

You have certainly done your smiley homework

Originally Posted by Linkzelda

+++++++++(Don't forget the condom!!!)+++++ = + (Ball and Chain)+++(Child Support)[/SPOILER]

Fixed.

You better do your best tonight.

Originally Posted by OldSparta

That should sum things up in a PG rated manner.

EDIT: Man comes in the door with roses, they have dinner together. They spin around for a little bit, take a nice shower, one tempts the other with their butt, they do some hand magic, whipping, ball gags, DON'T FORGET THE CONDOM BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER. Some Spanking, some whipping, more whipping, more whipping, hump.

Equals

4 millions sperms, Ball and chain ( they can never separate), They make another child, get money, but pay for child support.


Also:




They're all out to get me!!!!

Double edit: I guess I'm going back to the chill thread, take care.

Originally Posted by ThePreserver

Ooooh man. I knew from the very start that a long bikeride would be a bad idea today... Why did I do it?!

I started the day with 4 hours of sleep (Mistake number one). I had four classes in a row from 9-2, got home, had some leftover Chinese takeout (Mistake number two) and a couple large glasses of water for hydration, but didn't take any with me on the ride (mistake number three.) Yesterday I took a 10 mile bikeride and thought I could handle a longer one today (Mistake number 4). I got 6 miles from my house and was feeling just fine, well-hydrated, breathing OK. But then I realized most of my trip was downhill, and would have to bike uphill the 6 miles back (mistake number 5). By mile number 8 (4 to go) I started having trouble breathing all the way in and my legs were getting tired. By mile number 10 I got queasy; the Chinese leftovers were not settling well. By mile number 11 I was getting dizzy so I had to slow down (thank goodness we live on country backroads with no one there.) I am finally home and hydrating to the max. UGH.

Although I did accomplish 22 miles in 2 days, that's not bad! Next time I won't do it two days in a row >.<

So 12 miles in one ride? That's cake. I probably average about 10-15 miles on my rides, but that's on rough/technical single track trails so I'm not really going for high mileage there. I believe it was last Friday (and I think I ranted about in here), I rode about 27 miles without bringing any food. THAT was a mistake. I was pathetic for the last 4 miles, and even after eating once I got home I still felt like crap for the rest of the day. But then I went out again the following day.


However, I wasn't running on 4 hours of sleep + old Chinese takeout. When you add physical activity to that equation, you're asking for a bad time!

Originally Posted by hassman789

For some reason my dog never got house trained. Both my other dogs learned well, this one did not. I can't go more than 2 days without having to clean up his poop...

Change "dog" to "my son" and you basically have my night, metaphorically.

@Sefalik - It was probably the asthma that did in ThePreserver more than anything. No breath equals no energy.


RANT: There's just too much to type out. It's rare that everything is that bad, but tonight is the night.

I'm sure tomorrow will be better, if only because I already have the giant blister so it can't get much worse.

Time for a massive rant on being a cashier. I've been working at woolworths for about six months now, and I've just about fucking had it. Here we go!

1. Control your children.
Chances are, if you're under ten, cashiers fucking hate you. Stop opening the loading area! It's not fucking narnia, and I really don't see why doing this for a good ten minutes, while I attempt to place bags onto the area, is so amusing. Look, I don't want to hear about why you have a cut, or why I should become an astronout, or any other random shit you're planning on bombarding me with. There are very nice children! Don't get me wrong, sometimes they're nicer and more intresting than adults, but it's very rare. This brings me to my next subject; adults.

2. I'm a human being.
I'm not sure what's up with people these days, but apparently, it's everyone's mission to make people's lives difficult. I'm a normal person, just like you! Please don't abuse me because the item you wanted was priced wrong, I didn't do that. Please don't tell me I must have scanned it wrong. I didn't. Please don't sware at me when YOUR card is out of funds, I purchased everything I own with my own money. And trust me, I know you think you're tough, but the truth is, I could fucking shred you up. I could own you so bad verbally it's not funny. You're stupid! I have a combat to every insult you can throw at me, and thousands of perfect slanders I could use on you. You know why I don't? I want my job. So, be aware that you're just making a fellow human beings life difficult, because you're an asshole! (Not saying you, by using the word "you" just for people in general, who behave like this)

3. Unload your basket.
I get $10 dollars an hour. To put this in propotion, I need to work ten hours, to get $100. That's about what I earn a week. That's not that much. Please don't make my job anymore difficult than it is. It's common manners to unload your basket. It's really hard to reach over the counter, take a single item, scan it, place it in a bag, and repeat this process about twenty times. Also keep in mind that I can't pack bags as efficiently as I could if I had access to all the items in a situation where you unloaded the basket. So I hope your eggs have fun getting the shit crushed out of them by that two kilogram can of peaches you bought.

4. Get off your phone!
"Can you do a price check on these?"
"Can you tell me if this is the one on special."
How would you react if I totally ignored you? You'd flip your shit, wouldn't you. So understand how I feel whilst you give me a shocked look when I attempt to ask you something, because you're to busy on the phone. I'm quite happy to leave you to converse with your friend, as much as possible. But I need to communicate with you at times, to ask how you're paying, or what account you were using. Don't act like it's an important call either. If you use the phrase "Yeh brah, I'll get the beer when I finish shopping" Chances are you're talking to your dying grandmother.

5. Don't flip out when I ask you about a rewards card, or other promotional item or card.
It's my job, I have to, under risk of getting fired.

6. Don't bitch about the way I pack bags.
Nearly nobody has a problem with how I pack, even elderly people (the pickiest of the lot) praise me. So don't bother attempting to tell me that I'm terrible at packing, simply because I put an apple with your cans, because I have to save bags. I'm a cashier, we don't have emotions. 'Nuff said.

7.If you want to change a product, or don't want it, use your mouth to alert me!
Please tell me when you want to put back an item, I'm not sure why you've suddenly decided to leave it now, but that's fine! I understand. Just tell me, don't leave it at the end of the conveyer belt, and then pretend it's not yours. I watched you put it there! You know what I have to do then? I have to go pick it up, and give it to my manager. While the customer behind you waits, and then I have to deal with them being pissed off because of it! Give me the product so I can simply call a supervisor over to put it back, or get off your arse and do it yourself! Simple as that!

8. Personal Hygiene
You smell really bad. That's the only way to put it. The personal care aisle is right there, it cost $1 fucking dollar for a homebrand deoderant roll, that will last you a month! I don't get paid enough to have to hold my breath, for the length of your transaction. I understand if you've came back from the gym, but it's the same people everytime. Please!

9. Compulsive whistlers.
Singing, whistling, and humming, will personally garauntee you a "go fuck yourself" stare from every cashier on earth. Just stop, we're not a music store, and I don't want to listen to you sing country. Once again, simple as that.

And last but not least, lucky number ten;
10; Put the divider down!
Seriously, I'm not psychic. And if I do accidently pick the other person's shopping up, just politely inform me. Don't freak out, it's no big deal. Don't look at the next customer in line, and shake your head in a dissaproving manner towards me. I will climb over my fucking counter and beat you to death with the divider. Just kidding, I can't do shit while I'm at work T_T

Anyway, that concludes my list, cbf writing anymore, pretty much vented now.
I know this sounds pedantic and picky, but it's really just a matter of common sense and manners. There are some amazing people who come through your checkout, but the majority are dickheads :/
Remember that you can turn a cashier's day into a really great one, just by being polite. Peace out

I totally agree with you, yuppie. I wait tables and it's amazing some of the absolute drop-kick assholes you get. Sometimes you have that incredible urge to just tell them to get the fuck out, but you simply can't. Eh. You get what you get, i suppose.. Not much we can really do about it, sadly.

Haha yuppie, awesome rant. Hope it made you feel better getting all that out.

Ok. From what I can see, I basically kept stating "I'm fucked" in every sentence last night. Notttt bad. No dodgy pics, nor messages.

It feels so good! Tell me about it forceez ;L
Thanks alot guys! ;D