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      CDC Releases Official Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide

      Hahaha. This is awesome.
      CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog

      Maybe they know something we don't!
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      They left out the most important part: Stock up on guns.
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      Quote Originally Posted by khh View Post
      They left out the most important part: Stock up on guns.
      Haha. Even in an apocalyptic scenario, the government is apparently still too afraid of its people to advise arming ourselves. Lol.
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      This is the best thing I'v ever seen ever.

      Government agent 1: Well, we got Osama Bin Laden, whats the next biggest threat to America?
      Government agent 2: Zombies
      Government agent 1: Okay, I'll get the CDC on it
      Government agent 2:


      Don't forget a rowboat, zombies can't swim
      Last edited by ninja9578; 05-20-2011 at 12:39 PM.
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      Quote Originally Posted by ninja9578 View Post
      Don't forget a rowboat, zombies can't swim
      Well I bet they can float

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      Quote Originally Posted by Zebrah View Post
      Well I bet they can float
      Only the ones from western countries.
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      Quote Originally Posted by khh View Post
      Only the ones from western countries.
      That made me laugh so hard. I guess I am moving to Europe.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Zebrah View Post
      That made me laugh so hard. I guess I am moving to Europe.
      Europe is western too

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      Quote Originally Posted by ninja9578 View Post
      Europe is western too
      Asia is east, America is west. Europe is in the center.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Marvo View Post
      Asia is east, America is west. Europe is in the center.
      That is what I was assuming. Anyway geography obviously isn't my thing.

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      This May 21st shit is so fake in so many ways it's not even funny.
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      The government is trying to tell us something. Why tell us this in 2011?

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      Ha. Another bullshit theory. They even recently discovered that the Mayan calendar was mistranslated by 50-100 years. So it's most likely a "No No" in this life time. Doubt it was true to begin with.
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      Quote Originally Posted by ineverwakeup97 View Post
      Ha. Another bullshit theory. They even recently discovered that the Mayan calendar was mistranslated by 50-100 years. So it's most likely a "No No" in this life time. Doubt it was true to begin with.
      Anyone who knows me know that I'm being facetious. Though, I am interested in reading some information on this "mayan calendar mistranslation". Link?
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      Beat one I could find. The news story is about 5 months outdated.

      Mayan Calendar...MISREAD???
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      Quote Originally Posted by ineverwakeup97 View Post
      Beat one I could find. The news story is about 5 months outdated.

      Mayan Calendar...MISREAD???
      Figured as much. That's an astral projection website. Not a credible source where scholars convened. It's rubbish and lacks credibility. The dates are in tact as far as I know.
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      Well, the lat time I looked(about five months ago) it was all over the news and online articles. You can try to find one if you want.
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      Quote Originally Posted by ineverwakeup97 View Post
      Well, the lat time I looked(about five months ago) it was all over the news and online articles. You can try to find one if you want.
      That's funny, 5 months ago I saw on the news that the Mayan calendar was translated 100% correctly.

      edit: all over the news!
      Last edited by Marvo; 05-21-2011 at 12:44 AM.
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      Guys, the zombie calendar was not mistranslated by the Mayans 5 months ago.

      Those Mayans got it 100%. 100%.
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      All you need to do to survive is build a house with a farm inside, then your golden, you provide for all your needs and zombies can't get in.
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      I'm still in favor of that zombie proof house someone posted links and images to a week or so ago. That was boss.
      Things are not as they seem

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      I'm drunk, I wonder if that is in the zombie survival guide

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      Well, hundreds of countries have passed 6 pm by several hours now. The only two disasters today were two very minor quakes in remote countries.
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      The rapture starts at midnight in the US, when all your favourite TV shows have run.

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