Help me with this sentence!

Aunt, when you pass away in disappointment and your consciousness vanishes, when no supernatural return of any kind occurs within the next two-thousand years, and when Christianity slowly suffocates itself out of human concern; you and all of the ignorant, judgmental, delusional, and perpetually intoxicated constituents of Christianity will no longer bow to anyone or anything as a result of the worldwide realization:

There is no god.

I know that the semi-colon is being misused because the first sentence isn't an independent clause so please help me! I just want help fixing this sentence up.

Aunt, when you pass away in disappointment does your consciousness vanishe? Is there no supernatural return of any kind within the next two-thousand years? And when satanism slowly suffocates itself out of human concern; you and all of the ignorant, judgmental, delusional, and perpetually intoxicated constituents of satan will no longer bow to anyone or anything as a result of the worldwide realization:

There is no satan.

How was it?:D

Aunt, I want your death to as miserable as my life.

I'm not very clever.

Aunt, I have always somewhat found you attractive.
Also I hope you burn in hell you witch:evil:

Locked, coz too good for it's own good. Also, old.