Area 51 heist, is it possible? step one the bug

Does it seem possible? it may not to you. I have thought about it a bit and I have come up with a plan.
- I have come to hear that there are transport vans to get workers in and out of the base. if one could get some GPS tracker onto one of those vans.
- I have come up with a way to get it onto the van, I need help with some of the details though.

I need the van schedules.
I need a bug.
I need a way to track the bug.

some of the details I have worked out, so don't ask about them finding the bug, or them intercepting the signal.

this is just a small portion of what I have come up with, it's just to let you know some small details

I work for Area 51, and we are now tracking you down and placing you under arrest.

edit: what is this i dont even

GPS units work via radio waves, I would be very surprised if Area 51 didn't have a jammer.

What's the point? Groom Lake's location is no secret.

Oh yeah, wait, I didn't think of that, why do you need a GPS, the location is not a secret, what goes on there is, and a GPS will not help with that.

Area 51 facility
http://images39.fotki.com/v1236/phot...area51a-vi.jpg

Because of exact location, to know where the vans go, where they stop what route they take. So in the future a person is sent in. It's like one of those splinter cell missions

Its a hypothetical heist. Just looking for suggestions on how to pull it off. :)

AFAIK, all employees on the base get in on unmarked buses or airliners from Las Vegas. Any other traffic is security/military.

Nuke 'em.

the unmarked busses, that's what'll transport the bug, how to get it on the bus? I have several ideas, any of you have any?

Throw it from afar. Easy. Just put glue on it and chuck it on the roof.

It would be pretty awesome if someone actually got in there. They have authority to shoot any one on site, on sight though. Just FYI.

Your best bet would be to get hired there somehow. I have no idea how the fuck one would go about doing that though lol
Probably have to be a good scientist and be in the military etc.

This thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vie-qc7KKeA

and maybe a few remote guns added to the outside for added protection

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Originally Posted by tommo

Throw it from afar. Easy. Just put glue on it and chuck it on the roof.

It would be pretty awesome if someone actually got in there. They have authority to shoot any one on site, on sight though. Just FYI.

Your best bet would be to get hired there somehow. I have no idea how the fuck one would go about doing that though lol
Probably have to be a good scientist and be in the military etc.

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adding to this, you cant honestly want to risk your life to enter a military base.

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Originally Posted by Solarflare

adding to this, you cant honestly want to risk your life to enter a military base.

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I assure you I would if i could

announcing your gonna heist area 51 on the internet is such a good idea?

It's old school, like how they used to fight before guerrilla warfare was invented.

Go to uni an learn engineering. Build a spy drone.

Or modify a toy helicopter.

Lots of small rotors make less noise than one big one.
Put mirrors all around it and a camera.

Seriously it's probably the only way you'd get in.

Other than scanning the ground with infrared or sonar or something.
Then if they have no tunnels, dig underneath. Or dig around the tunnels if they have them.