you tube is your best answer. that's where I learned although my dad taught me I totally forgot. |
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So I've got a wedding and a reception to go to tomorrow and I've got my clothes all set, but I just realized that the ties need to be tied. Save me, DV, save me. |
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Last edited by GavinGill; 09-03-2011 at 04:45 AM.
you tube is your best answer. that's where I learned although my dad taught me I totally forgot. |
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What's hard about it? Just clip it on... |
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Ties are overrated. Wear an ascot. |
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We all live in a kind of continuous dream. When we wake, it is because something,
some event, some pinprick even, disturbs the edges of what we have taken as reality.
Vandermeer
SAT (Sporadic Awareness Technique) Guide
Have questions about lucid dreaming? DM me.
Well, first you sit the tie around your neck, then hold one end out straight. You then flip the other end of the tie around the end you're holding, and repeat it. Next you pull the end that you flipped up through the gap at the top of the tie and... |
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Wear a bow tie. |
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From my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
Wear a cravat. |
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that would be SUPER SWEET. +1 |
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I have a solution. |
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From my rotting body,
flowers shall grow
and I am in them
and that is eternity.
-Edvard Munch
Wear a ruff, then you can walk around reciting Shakespeare. |
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You won't need a tie if the bride and groom are dead. |
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Get a clip on tie. And say you're a cop.. |
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Going through life. |
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Learning to tie a tie is something you learn once, and you will always remember it, though it may take you a few tries. |
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One of the benefits of school uniforms is you know how to tie ties from an early age. |
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We all live in a kind of continuous dream. When we wake, it is because something,
some event, some pinprick even, disturbs the edges of what we have taken as reality.
Vandermeer
SAT (Sporadic Awareness Technique) Guide
Have questions about lucid dreaming? DM me.
Oh I have plenty of ties. A green one, a green one with stripes, a black one, a purple one with stripes, a grey one, a red one, a black one with red stripes, a dark blue one, a white one with light blue stripes, a gold one with brown stripes, a brown one with slightly darker brown stripes, a black one with a dark purple diagonal stripes going both directions (to form a criss-crossed pattern), a similar one but in red, and a cream colored one. I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to not have such a wide assortment of ties to choose from. Can you beleive there are people out there in the world who make due with only two ties? Gosh, the hardships they must endure. |
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I'll stick with ties as long as I don't have to go through all that mess woman do when they choose clothes. |
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Jujutsu is the gentle art. It's the art where a small man is going to prove to you, no matter how strong you are, no matter how mad you get, that you're going to have to accept defeat. That's what jujutsu is.
Who the fuck invented ties? It's a noose around your neck for goodness sake. |
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Croatians. They were used to distinguish different army groups from another, I presume. |
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Jujutsu is the gentle art. It's the art where a small man is going to prove to you, no matter how strong you are, no matter how mad you get, that you're going to have to accept defeat. That's what jujutsu is.
No, ties are an irish invention.... |
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Jujutsu is the gentle art. It's the art where a small man is going to prove to you, no matter how strong you are, no matter how mad you get, that you're going to have to accept defeat. That's what jujutsu is.
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