How to get your book published for the Kindle

I have seen many [ failed :( ] lucid dreaming book projects. So if you are thinking about starting another one, here is how to self-publish your book -

1) HAVE YOUR BOOK WRITTEN.

2) Make sure everything is legal. E.g. all images are public domain, names trademarked..

3) Signup for an amazon account.

4) Login at: [https://kdp.amazon.com/self-publishing/signin]

4.5) Make your account information is filled out.

5) Click "Add new title"

6) Fill everything out, including Book Cover.

7) Fill out your credit card, etc...

8)???

9) Profit!

(Totally serious, the "???, Profit!" is just a joke.)

Have fun cluttering up Amazon :)

Yay time to publish my book "How to train your dragon penis"

Its about vampires

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Originally Posted by TraceFleeman

Have fun cluttering up Amazon :)

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I already have an ISBN for:

The Hacker Manifest
The Conscious Hacker

Wow what a freaky coincidence, I happen to have an ISBN for:

The Cracker Manifest
The Subconscious Cracker

Whoa. Do you also have chapters on the DoD's Common Access Card, Homeland Security's TWIC, the FBI's RISC database, how to get a US visa with nothing to your name, how to revive a Sumerian name despite Germany's strict naming conventions, love, dreaming awake and, of course, lightbending!?

Dude Whoa! Not only do I have all of that but I have that and the entire Pentagon data server all sitting here on my trusty USB thumbstick. :goodjob2:

Finally! I have been looking for that all over.

We will be right over. Expect us.

Your publisher should put it on the kindle store. I'm on it and the publisher did everything.

What is the title of your book?

I PM'd it to you, because if you find it, you'll have my real nome, which I won't do.

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Originally Posted by IAmCoder

Finally! I have been looking for that all over.

We will be right over. Expect us.

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But I like surprises!

That can be arranged.

Good. My favorite cake is Chocolate.

Sweet!

wtf

Ninja wrote a book? o.O

Its a horror.

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Originally Posted by IAmCoder

Its a horror.

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He's serious, that was the genre :P And yet Roxxor, I did.

That's pretty kickass xD