Where would you go during a zombie apocalypse? How would you prepare?

And what a threat that is.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by mcwillis

I would move to the Principality of Sealand, an abandoned World War II anti-aircraft platform seven miles off the English coast. In 1967, retired British Army major Paddy Roy Bates occupied the abandoned platform in the North Sea, northeast of London and opposite the mouth of the Orwell River and Felixstowe. He and his wife discussed independence with British attorneys and subsequently declared independence for the Principality of Sealand on September 2, 1976. Bates called himself Prince Roy and named his wife Princess Joan. They began issuing coins, passports, and stamps for their new country. In support of The Principality of Sealand's sovereignty, Prince Roy fired warning shots at a buoy repair boat that came close to Sealand. The Prince was charged with unlawful possession and discharge of a firearm by the British government. The Essex court proclaimed that they didn't have jurisdiction over the tower and the British government chose to drop the case due to mockery by the media. That case represents Sealand's entire claim to de facto international recognition as an independent country. The United Kingdom demolished the only other nearby tower lest others get the idea to also strive for independence, regardless of the threat of zombies.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le...e3jgo1_500.jpg

---

Oh god, that is AWESOME :rolllaugh:

I'd probably find a Prison, and stay there. Stock up on everything I need; plant a garden in the back yard and such.

5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (THAT WILL GET YOU KILLED!)

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar...3/3153.jpg?v=1

That's only 2 and I don't get the 2n done.

^ Gun store's an obvious first choice, but also for everyone else in your city. It's a link to an article.

I just figured Dianeva was drunk

GREAT freagin article lol
I sent it to my hubby. He'll love it too :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

GREAT freagin article lol
I sent it to my hubby. He'll love it too :D

---

Great! I love Cracked.com, its my favorite website. Their articles are incomparable.

I'll work for Amnesty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVIgkeTbIAs

I say get on the winning team. You know it's only a matter of time - eventually we'll all be zombies... why not get in there now while there's still plenty of fresh meat to feast on. Those who wait too long will never know the joy of devouring fresh brains or flesh... they'll only exist in everlasting hunger.

I for one welcome our zombie overlords.

That's an interesting approach. I would be interested in seeing how long I could make it though. That's the whole point, right? To defy the unstoppable?

That is a good point! Of course - see how long we can hold out in our current level before evolving into Homo Morbidicus...

You dont't know where your going, overlords and zombies.. nice twist

best luck

I would vote for Rick Santorum.

The Arctic; then I would proceed to sit down, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.


it'd look something like this




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jf1DWACu8W...ancois_Len.jpg

BY GOD, ITS HERE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSbdyUnYwko

I'd propably feed them brains in exchange for food and money. Everyones happy :D

Better hope that there won't be smart zombies that can look up this thread and find out all our strategies...

I'll keep that in mind next time I consider making a "What would you do in case of an AI insurrection?" thread

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by LonelyTurtle

The Arctic; then I would proceed to sit down, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.


it'd look something like this




http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jf1DWACu8W...ancois_Len.jpg

---

You'd propably just be there planning somekind of new clear warfare from outer space :sleepmeditate2:

To unite the world offcourse

EDIT: either that or developing genetics of beans that you can grow during nuclear winter

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by labyrint

To unite the world offcourse

---

Typo comedy is good.

Yeah and Alexander had the base in Antarctis, not in Arctic so there misnarrative comedy silver as well

I would find this nice little home right here.
Attachment 2872

That just so happens to transform into a zombie proof lair. :D
Attachment 2873

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/i...61cd906f/l.jpg
http://wildgunmen.com/files/2010/09/ZombieGuns_01.jpg
http://www.seniorark.com/Humor/Doubl...ith%20cage.gif
http://www.busyboo.com/wp-content/up...-island-04.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...73_468x286.jpg
http://www.trollscientist.com/image/...ll-physics.jpg

Sorted.