Become a dv.com member, Click here to register!
    • Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views




    Page 6 of 6 FirstFirst ... 4 5 6
    Results 126 to 145 of 145
    Like Tree262Likes

    Thread: You're lonely and horny, I'm lonely and horny, don't spend Valentine's day alone - hook up with me!

    1. 02-15-2012 03:58 AM #126
      DreamBliss
      USA DreamBliss is offline
      Oneironaut DreamBliss's Avatar
      Join Date
      Oct 2011
      LD Count
      13
      Gender
      Location
      Lost on the Way...
      Posts
      408
      Likes
      109
      DJ Entries
      11
      Well ladies, it looks like nobody took me up on my offer. But that's OK because I woke up with a touch of the flu today. With my sore throat I sound a little like Barry White, but I'm afraid I just don't have his unique vocal touch. So consider this offer officially extended beyond Valentine's Day. I send out my love to everyone here at DreamViews, starting with those who have made so many humorous posts in this thread.

      Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
      - DreamBliss
      lifeinsteps likes this.
      Your resistance to something,
      Is the only power it has over you.
      This too, will pass.

      My Blog

      My Zen Photography
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    2. 02-15-2012 05:05 AM #127
      Original Poster
      Original Poster is offline
      D.V. Editor-in-Chief Original Poster's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jun 2006
      LD Count
      Lucid Now
      Gender
      Location
      3D
      Posts
      8,263
      Likes
      4140
      DJ Entries
      11
      I was being perfectly serious for the entirety of this thread.

      Anyway I would like to thank Dianeva for ensuring I had a Valentine this year. Now back to stalking Emma Watson.
      melanieb likes this.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    3. 02-15-2012 05:08 AM #128
      DrunkenArse
      Tajikistan DrunkenArse is offline
      Rational Spiritualist DrunkenArse's Avatar
      Join Date
      May 2009
      Gender
      Location
      Da Aina
      Posts
      2,941
      Likes
      1092
      Emma was on Maui today. I took her to my secret shell picking beach that's only accessible during low tide (we found 5 large cowries, about 16 large cones and many pukas and small cowries) and had wine and cheese. Then we made love for about five hours. She's back to doing whatever it was she does in hollywood or wherever it was she comes from. Did you not catch all that with your stalking?
      Previously PhilosopherStoned
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    4. 02-15-2012 05:19 AM #129
      Original Poster
      Original Poster is offline
      D.V. Editor-in-Chief Original Poster's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jun 2006
      LD Count
      Lucid Now
      Gender
      Location
      3D
      Posts
      8,263
      Likes
      4140
      DJ Entries
      11
      Trying to make me jealous by making up stories won't work. I know from my stalking that Emma has a strict under 250 lbs policy so I already wrote you off as possible competition. Be grateful I don't consider you a legitimate threat. Be very, very grateful.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    5. 02-15-2012 05:23 AM #130
      DrunkenArse
      Tajikistan DrunkenArse is offline
      Rational Spiritualist DrunkenArse's Avatar
      Join Date
      May 2009
      Gender
      Location
      Da Aina
      Posts
      2,941
      Likes
      1092
      Ahhh cracking fat jokes at a 5'4'', 115 pound, angry nerd. Living dangerously there Omnis...
      Linkzelda41 likes this.
      Previously PhilosopherStoned
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    6. 02-15-2012 05:39 AM #131
      Original Poster
      Original Poster is offline
      D.V. Editor-in-Chief Original Poster's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jun 2006
      LD Count
      Lucid Now
      Gender
      Location
      3D
      Posts
      8,263
      Likes
      4140
      DJ Entries
      11

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    7. 02-15-2012 05:41 AM #132
      OpheliaBlue
      OpheliaBlue is offline
      Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
      1 year registered Veteran First Class Made lots of Friends on DV 1000 Hall Points Stickie King Vivid Dream Journal Populated Wall 50000 Hall Points       OpheliaBlue's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jun 2004
      Location
      Dallas TX
      Posts
      13,315
      Likes
      13753
      DJ Entries
      224
      ^^ lol at y'all two
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    8. 02-15-2012 05:44 AM #133
      DrunkenArse
      Tajikistan DrunkenArse is offline
      Rational Spiritualist DrunkenArse's Avatar
      Join Date
      May 2009
      Gender
      Location
      Da Aina
      Posts
      2,941
      Likes
      1092
      Ok Ok, I didn't actually take Emma Watson shell picking and make sweet love to her for Valentines day. However I did go to that beach today and I did find the kind of numbers that I posted.



      I am a master shell picker.

      Oh yeah and we were drinking beer and not wine. Oh well.
      tommo likes this.
      Previously PhilosopherStoned
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    9. 02-15-2012 05:44 AM #134
      melanieb
      USA melanieb is offline
      Banned
      Join Date
      Feb 2012
      LD Count
      Counts fingers
      Gender
      Location
      Austin
      Posts
      4,118
      Likes
      4860
      DJ Entries
      111
      It's still Valentine's Day for another 75 minutes here, so, this is for Omnis Dei, who never gets these.

      Spoiler for For Omnis Dei:



      Spoiler for And For Everyone Else At Dreamviews:
      Last edited by melanieb; 02-15-2012 at 05:48 AM. Reason: Love
      Omnis Dei and tommo like this.
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    10. 02-15-2012 06:15 AM #135
      Original Poster
      Original Poster is offline
      D.V. Editor-in-Chief Original Poster's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jun 2006
      LD Count
      Lucid Now
      Gender
      Location
      3D
      Posts
      8,263
      Likes
      4140
      DJ Entries
      11
      Quote Originally Posted by melanieb View Post
      It's still Valentine's Day for another 75 minutes here, so, this is for Omnis Dei, who never gets these.

      Spoiler for For Omnis Dei:
      lifeinsteps, GavinGill and melanieb like this.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    11. 02-15-2012 06:18 AM #136
      Universal Mind
      Universal Mind is offline
      Consciousness Itself Universal Mind's Avatar
      Join Date
      Apr 2004
      Gender
      Location
      Everywhere
      Posts
      12,871
      Likes
      1046
      I challenge all you Emma Watson stalkers to meet me on Jerry Springer to settle our business. She won't know anything about any of it, but what she thinks is irrelevant. Stay out of my way.
      PhilosopherStoned likes this.
      How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    12. 02-15-2012 06:26 AM #137
      Original Poster
      Original Poster is offline
      D.V. Editor-in-Chief Original Poster's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jun 2006
      LD Count
      Lucid Now
      Gender
      Location
      3D
      Posts
      8,263
      Likes
      4140
      DJ Entries
      11
      Last edited by Omnis Dei; 02-15-2012 at 06:30 AM.

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    13. 02-15-2012 10:47 AM #138
      LonelyTurtle
      Canada LonelyTurtle is offline
      Sleeping LonelyTurtle's Avatar
      Join Date
      Mar 2011
      LD Count
      8
      Gender
      Posts
      274
      Likes
      180

      Lucid Dream goals: (O=done, could be better. X=done.)» (Fly -X)» (Talk to my DC friend - ) (Have a WILD - ) (Have sex - ) (Meet my DG - ) (Go through a wall or window -X) (Go to space - ) (Go to Pandora - ) (Conjure things -O ) (Complete a task of the month - )
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    14. 02-16-2012 03:47 AM #139
      Linkzelda
      USA <span class='glow_008000'>Linkzelda</span> is offline
      Existential Hero Achievements:
      25000 Hall Points Tagger First Class Made lots of Friends on DV Huge Dream Journal Populated Wall Veteran First Class Referrer Gold       <span class='glow_008000'>Linkzelda</span>'s Avatar
      Join Date
      Jun 2011
      LD Count
      210+
      Gender
      Location
      Texas
      Posts
      4,723
      Likes
      8614
      DJ Entries
      637
      I know I'm way late, but this should end it.
      MrMarley likes this.
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    15. 02-16-2012 05:11 AM #140
      nina
      nina is offline
      Member nina's Avatar
      Join Date
      Aug 2004
      Gender
      Posts
      10,788
      Likes
      2592
      DJ Entries
      17
      Quote Originally Posted by Omnis Dei View Post
      Love this.
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    16. 02-19-2012 12:12 AM #141
      Patrick
      UnitedKingdom Patrick is offline
      Previously Pensive Achievements:
      1 year registered Veteran First Class 5000 Hall Points       Patrick's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 2005
      Location
      UK
      Posts
      1,777
      Likes
      840
      Aw link that's so sad
      Linkzelda41 likes this.
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    17. 02-19-2012 10:52 PM #142
      Grod
      SouthKorea Grod is offline
      Worst title ever Grod's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 2007
      LD Count
      breathe for me
      Gender
      Location
      gliding in the absolute
      Posts
      3,550
      Likes
      194
      I wonder if OP has even gotten a single break from getting laid since he made this thread.
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    18. 02-19-2012 11:34 PM #143
      nina
      nina is offline
      Member nina's Avatar
      Join Date
      Aug 2004
      Gender
      Posts
      10,788
      Likes
      2592
      DJ Entries
      17
      Quote Originally Posted by Grod View Post
      I wonder if OP has even gotten a single break from getting laid since he made this thread.
      Clearly not, or else he wouldn't have made this thread: http://www.dreamviews.com/f21/hes-ba...thread-128598/

      (which I apparently aborted)
      ShadowOfSelf likes this.
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    19. 02-20-2012 03:05 AM #144
      melanieb
      USA melanieb is offline
      Banned
      Join Date
      Feb 2012
      LD Count
      Counts fingers
      Gender
      Location
      Austin
      Posts
      4,118
      Likes
      4860
      DJ Entries
      111
      I wondered what happened to that thread. Was it bad?
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    20. 02-20-2012 03:06 AM #145
      SpaceCowboyDave
      USA SpaceCowboyDave is offline
      Dreaming SpaceCowboyDave's Avatar
      Join Date
      May 2011
      LD Count
      Dunno
      Gender
      Location
      Michigan
      Posts
      1,505
      Likes
      1757
      Quit posting on this damn thread. I'm ready for it to die.
      Dianeva and ShadowOfSelf like this.

      "You Can't, You Won't And You Don't Stop"
      Lucid Goals: [Ask a DC: "Am I dreaming?"] [Ask a DC: "What are you?"]
      Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
    Page 6 of 6 FirstFirst ... 4 5 6
    « Previous Thread | Next Thread »

    Similar Threads

    1. lonely dreams...
      By Shadowborn in forum Lucid Experiences
      Replies: 5
      Last Post: 07-13-2010, 03:25 PM
    2. When you're horny..
      By O'nus in forum Senseless Banter
      Replies: 7
      Last Post: 03-13-2009, 07:00 AM
    3. Lonely Lucids
      By Robot_Butler in forum General Lucid Discussion
      Replies: 4
      Last Post: 11-01-2007, 05:24 AM

    Bookmarks

    Posting Permissions

    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts
    •  

    Forum Rules