English bug reporting

Bug Report Form for the English Language

Instructions: fill out and submit when you find flaws that render the English language inadequate for your communication needs.

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Release version running: U.S./Southern

Problem summary: double meaning on the word "care"

Example: "Do you care if I let if I let my baby ride on the back of your bulldozer?"
"I have no preference" doesn't mean "I don't care about your brat"

Workaround: tone, context, redundant clarification