Thread: worst song ever award

Yikes, that is lame.

May I suggest a 2nd place poop song then:


I Swear
All-4-1

I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
And I swear like the shadow that's by your side

I see the questions in your eyes
I know what's weighing on your mind
You can be sure I know my heart

`Coz I'll stand beside you through the years
You'll only cry those happy tears
And though I make mistakes
I'll never break your heart

And I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky
I'll be there
I swear, like a shadow that's by your side
I'll be there

For better or worse, till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
And I swear

I'll give you every thing I can
I'll build your dreams with these two hands
We'll hang some memories on the walls

And when just the two of us are there
You won't have to ask if I still care
`Coz as the time turns the page, my love won't age at all

And I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky
I swear (and I swear) like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there

For better or worse, till death do us part
I'll love you with every beat of my heart
And I swear

I swear (I swear) by the moon and stars in the sky
I'll be there
I swear like the shadow that's by your side
I'll be there

For better or worse, till death do us part
I'll love you with every (single) beat of my heart
I swear, I swear,
Oh... I ... swear...


Played at every other frikkin wedding ever. Makes me want to stab a fork in someone.

I know pretty much all N*SYNC songs are/were lame, but this is one I thinks stands out as the lamest of the lamest:

I'll Be Good For You
Ooh
You know I’ll be good for you, baby
Yeah, oh
Check it-uh

I’ll be good for you
I ain’t gonna take my love away
And I will love you more, girl, every day
I’ll be good for you
(Yeah)
Baby girl it’s plain to see
That our love was meant to be

I know your heart’s anticipating
And my love is on the mind
Well don’t you worry
I won’t keep you waiting
Cause I ain’t ever seen a lady so fine, yeah

I know you want me to
It’s in your eyes -- they say you do
They’re tellin’ me you’ll open your heart to me
Cause if you want me to
(Oh)
I’ll sacrifice my world for you
And show you the way love’s supposed to be

I’ll be good for you
(Oh, baby)
I ain’t gonna take my love away
And I will love you more, girl, every day
I’ll be good for you
(Yeah, ooh)
Baby girl it’s plain to see
That our love was meant to be

Now I know you think I must be fakin’
I promised all these things right from the start
So don’t you rush into decision-making
(Rush, rush, rush, rush)
Cause I just wrote this song to tell you my heart, ooh

I wanna be with you
And girl there’s nothing I won’t do
To make you see that this is where you should be
Cause baby we can do anything you wanna do
Girl, I wanna be part of your fantasy

I’ll be good for you
(Oh, yeah)
I ain’t gonna take my love away
And I will love you more, girl, every day
I’ll be good for you
(So good)
Baby girl it’s plain to see
That our love was meant to be, yeah

(Ooh, yeah)
You know I’ll be good for you, babe

I’ll be good for you
I can be good for you
Tell me what you want to do
Baby girl it’s plain to see
That our love was meant to be

I’ll be good for you
I ain’t gonna take my love away
And I will love you more, girl, every day
I’ll be good for you
Baby girl it’s plain to see
That our love was meant to be, yeah

Ohhh that song! I just saw that on tv the other day... it's been a long time since i've actually lunged for the remote and scrambled for the 'mute' button in such a way. So, so , soooooo shithouse. How can any person write such a heap of crap and actually make it into a song?

I like Pearl Jam a fair bit, but that "Oh where oh where could my baby be?/The lord took her away from me..." song put me off quite a bit... another whingy song about a car crash...

Hmm I would also put anything by Evernescence, particularly "Falling" into this shameless basket. It's just something about her goddamn whingy voice that never shuts up...

Good Charlotte is also a frequent offender... that damn "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" was so fucking try hard... pity that at the time they released that song they were filing a lawsuit against their record label, claiming that the record company had stinged them of a few million dollars...

Originally posted by Roller
I like Pearl Jam a fair bit, but that \"Oh where oh where could my baby be?/The lord took her away from me...\" song put me off quite a bit... another whingy song about a car crash...

Actually, that little turd's been kicking around for some time now, originally sung back in 1962 by J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers; it was remade for the first time in 1974 by a band called Wednesday, then finally adapted by Pearl Jam in 1999.

Check it out: Last Kiss.

Bleh...what is people's fascination with that piece of crap?

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka

Actually, that little turd's been kicking around for some time now, originally sung back in 1962 by J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers; it was remade for the first time in 1974 by a band called Wednesday, then finally adapted by Pearl Jam in 1999.

Check it out: Last Kiss.

Bleh...what is people's fascination with that piece of crap?

Oh wow... crap like that just keeps on surfacing eh? I remember back in school one of my mates liked that song and we had a cd player that we commandeered at lunchtimes... he played that song on repeat for sooo long it drove me insane.

Why is it that all the crap songs get hijacked by idiots that take it upon themselves to repeat it endlessly? In the boarding house i lived next door to a guy that liked putting songs on endless repeat for a whole day god it was hell.

hmm maybe i can become a singer with all of these crappy songs floating around the toilet bowl that is the mucis indusrty

The Dentsit

The painnnnnnn
Owwwwwww
wheres my novicaneeeee
the painnnnnnn


fin

what do you think...ill be bloody famous

That's why most of the music that I listen to doesn't contain any lyrics. Anything worth saying in a song has already been said...sometimes more than we care to count. If I get a hankering to hear some vocals, I'll just dig up a classic to sate my appetite.

As far as generic lyrics go, I think R&B takes the cake.

I like Pearl JAm, but I'll have to agree that they're remade version of that freakin' last kiss song sucks. I also don't even like the fist one, so it's just crap.

well the songs actually about how a dude got drunk and then KILLED someone in a car accident. I happen to like it...

yet of course its not the best song in the world, even though it was voted number one several times on trl*

*source: my lame sister who probably lied

The WORST SONG EVER award should go to the song "Birthday Cake". It's japanese rap, and it was on the game Jet Set Radio Future, and I'm pretty sure you can only find it on P2P networks. Think of a drunk person talking about their son and a birthday cake, and you'll know the lyrics.

Originally posted by skwerlfish
The WORST SONG EVER award should go to the song \"Birthday Cake\". It's japanese rap, and it was on the game Jet Set Radio Future, and I'm pretty sure you can only find it on P2P networks. Think of a drunk person talking about their son and a birthday cake, and you'll know the lyrics.

You're not talking about Happy Birthday to Me by Bulldog Mansion are you? 'Cuz that's Korean, and that's a damn good song.

Haha noone can beat mine:

//------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
On TV there's the creep guy, the alligator man
I watch him as he chases and he hunts
This peaceful family through the woods with only one thing on his mind
He wants to eat their little kid for lunch
I go so weirded out I couldn't sleep, then it happened
An evil spirit floated by my bed
I could hardly believe the nerve of this little punk demon
I thought ayy, all right, that's it, you're dead
(And then what happened) I got righteously indignant
(And then what happened) I's gonna make that demon pay
(And then what happened) The anointing came upon me, I chased it out when it heard me say
(What did you say)

Don't want no monsters in my house tonight
Don't want no monsters in my house
You won't get me screamin', you're nothing but a demon
It's time for you to go now
I am a temple of the Holy Ghost
And I'm protected by the Lord of Hosts
Get out in the name of Jesus Christ
'Cause I don't want no monsters in my house tonight

-Artist:Carman
-Song: No Monsters
//-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

HAHAHAHahahahahhaha THE ALLIGATOR MAN!!!

hey, christian music is cheating!!!!

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i'd like to nominate the festing pile of shite that is U2's One Tree Hill. bono's gut churning outpouring of guilt over the death of one of his roadies. - who died in a motorbike accident - whilst picking up a bike for bono to play with.

musically bland, lyrically sickening, emotionally vomit-inspiring.

i won't post the lyrics. i'm not that cruel.

Well I know of this band from Germany(I think) that has some music that I personally like but I can see that they won't be mainstream anytime soon. I also think than some people will dislike them with a passion. The music itself sounds a bit disturbing, though not nearly as disturbing as their video to the song, When An Angel Tries To Sell You Something, which is featured on Radiohead's latest DVD, The World's Most Gigantic Lying Mouth of All Time. Anyway, go to www.tripticrew.com to hear a few of their songs. Oh yea, I haven't even mentioned the title of the band. The Tripti Ensemble Crew. This shit is probably the strangest stuff I have ever heard. But for some odd reason I am drawn to it, kinda like people are drawn to the light when they die, except its music instead of light and I'm alive and slw neiofp powekdsd ok then now great yea.

Haha, here you go, THE worst songs (+one cover) EVER. Believe me.

http://myspace.com/nucleardreamhouseband

K that nuclear dream house thing was really terrible. And I got a band that's almost as bad. I don't remember what the band's called, cuz they suck. But here's a song of theirs:
http://www.geocities.com/vampyre_tunes2/antisocial.mp3

I heard about the band from here somewhere. I don't know what the lyrics are for the whole thing, but they certainly do suck.

The drummer's terrible

The guitarist doesn't know what equalization is.

There is no bass player, if there is then he's the worst bassist in existance.

And the vocalist should swallow the mic while he's screaming on stage so he can choke, die, and go in an entertainingly satisfying way!!

Other than that, I think the award goes to the Nuclear Dream House. Cuz the guy can't play his damn guitar. He's just bashing the shit out of it and thinking that he's cool.