Thread: Happy Stoner Day/Happy Birthday Hitler!

Heil Hitler!

Originally Posted by Litost

Heil Hitler!

Naah

I have a 420 day story. So, in my graphics art class this morning, a friend of mine who was an ex-(lol)ex-druggie had an entire loaded pot brownie before class. He asked another friend, "Hey, don't you think that girl over there has big tits?" extremely loud, told me his girlfriend was taking advantage of him, and started to cry when the teacher played Disneyland music.

I'm really baked right now, like the second most baked I've ever been, but it's a different strain and I feel like really different. Like a pressure or something, this is actually the most baked i've been.

I planned to be in Vancouver for this day, but I've still never been high.

Originally Posted by Dianeva

I planned to be in Vancouver for this day, but I've still never been high.

I did once...

It was also the first time I'd ever been drunk...

I thought the house was on fire and that I was having a heart attack...

Awesome experience

Hitler's father was Alois Schicklgruber, but he changed the surname aged 39.

Well this 420 was awesome, I got hash .

Originally Posted by Pensive Patrick

I did once...

It was also the first time I'd ever been drunk...

I thought the house was on fire and that I was having a heart attack...

Awesome experience

Sounds fun... I know someone to whom something similar happened. It wasn't his first time being drunk but it was his first and only time being high, he was drunk and high. He came online and started telling me everything is fluffy, even his desk. He apparently vomited a lot though.

Drunk + high for your first time high is the absolute worst. I've seen many people completely swear off weed because of this.

Originally Posted by Dianeva

He apparently vomited a lot though.

Me too

Originally Posted by Artelis

Drunk + high for your first time high is the absolute worst. I've seen many people completely swear off weed because of this.

Sorta strange, I've only had good experiences with getting high while being drunk. It seems like a magic cure for my hangover.

Originally Posted by khh

Sorta strange, I've only had good experiences with getting high while being drunk. It seems like a magic cure for my hangover.

It's hit or miss with most people, but I tend to see this when someone is experiencing weed for the first time while drunk:

1) get fairly drunk, the usual amount of "really nice buzz, bordering on too much"
2) friend has weed, offers it to newbie -> newbie has to consider this option cause it's their first time
3) newbie says yes (duh, they're drunk).
4) newbie proceeds to either A) not get high cause smoking devices can be tricky if you've never used one, or B) they get mega ripped cause the piece hits well
5) newbie gets overwhelmed, hacks a lung, etc by the intake of weed for the very first time
6) the weed combined with the drunk makes the newbie about 2x as drunk as they were before (well into the "spins/vomiting" zone).
7) newbie gets pwned by the weed because hey, new experience combined with the fact that he/she is WAY more drunk than he/she should be
8) newbie inevitably pukes and has a horrible time because over drunk / stoned (new experience)
9) newbie gets awful hangover next day and decides weed sucks because it caused all of that and was overly intense

I know myself that I can only get a mild buzz on with alcohol if I'm gonna be smoking. Weed + alcohol rocks my shit, but probably because I have a super tiny alcohol tolerance, so I get piss drunk really quickly (skinny bones).

Anyway, I'm just a huge stoner and can smoke all night long with no issue. It's also a good hang over cure as long as there is no more alcohol in my system.

Originally Posted by Artelis

It's hit or miss with most people, but I tend to see this when someone is experiencing weed for the first time while drunk:

1) get fairly drunk, the usual amount of "really nice buzz, bordering on too much"
2) friend has weed, offers it to newbie -> newbie has to consider this option cause it's their first time
3) newbie says yes (duh, they're drunk).
4) newbie proceeds to either A) not get high cause smoking devices can be tricky if you've never used one, or B) they get mega ripped cause the piece hits well
5) newbie gets overwhelmed, hacks a lung, etc by the intake of weed for the very first time
6) the weed combined with the drunk makes the newbie about 2x as drunk as they were before (well into the "spins/vomiting" zone).
7) newbie gets pwned by the weed because hey, new experience combined with the fact that he/she is WAY more drunk than he/she should be
8) newbie inevitably pukes and has a horrible time because over drunk / stoned (new experience)
9) newbie gets awful hangover next day and decides weed sucks because it caused all of that and was overly intense

I know myself that I can only get a mild buzz on with alcohol if I'm gonna be smoking. Weed + alcohol rocks my shit, but probably because I have a super tiny alcohol tolerance, so I get piss drunk really quickly (skinny bones).

Anyway, I'm just a huge stoner and can smoke all night long with no issue. It's also a good hang over cure as long as there is no more alcohol in my system.

I just remembered the first time I tried weed... I'd forgotten...
1) Got fairly drunk
2) Friend offered weed
3) I said yes (duh)
4) Didn't get very high (only a bit out of it), since I was coughing my lungs out rather than puffing
5) Didn't really have that much fun
6) Got hung over from the alcohol and started feeling sick
7) Went home thinking "Well that wasn't very fun, doubt I'll be doing that again".

Maybe there's something to this after all... But after that I've only had good experiences.
(When the hangover went away, though, I realised it was the alcohol not the weed that had been the problem and just like you want to drink again a week after a hangover has passed, I was ready to try puffing at the next opportunity)

Better to smoke weed by itself, at least to be introduced to it. I never liked drinking BEFORE smoking. You don't really get to experience the high that way... having a few drinks afterwards can be nice, but gotta go easy. Spins. Lately, that's what I've been doing--bowl or two, then toss back a few beers. Not with the intention of getting drunk, just for further enjoyment. Still, if you're new to weed I think it's best to smoke it solo, no other alcohol/drugs.

I've had two really bad experiences smoking after drinking heavily. I smoked quite a bit back then so I wasn't new to weed and should have known better, but being drunk and "knowing better" doesn't really work together. There's like no way to stop spinning once you hit that point. Closing you eyes doesn't work. Laying down doesn't work. Sleep doesn't come. Horrible.