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      OMG SEX AT WALMART

      OMG
      i jsut got back from walmart and this is what i learned

      NEVER GO TO WALMART ON A THURSDAY NIGHT



      its a scarry place to so first we found a spot to park and i look over and see in the car next to us two sets of legs in the back seat it was getting dark so i do a double take and there are people in the car next to us haveing sex in the walmart parking lot. ok but thats only the begining as i try to take every measure to for get what i just saw hoping they would be done and gone by the time my family and i return to our car i see a bunch of friggen hill billys this one couple the chick and a mole the size of texas then they started making out as we enter the checkout stand i then turn a round to the casher and hes quazy modo the hunch back im like omfg i am never coming to walmart again so we finaly head out to the car and its alot darker now than when we went in and i see these two people in the car the chick was yet another hill billy or just had crazy sex hair but they are laughing their heads of i try not to look at them cus they know i knew what they were doing and i would not like to look at that again .....

      note to self NEVER GO TO WALMART ON A THURSDAY NIGHT
      you can't do that on the internet!.... wait yes you can do it again!

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      lol when i saw the title i thought kaniaz made this

      WALMART


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      odd, i thought the same. must be the "OMG".

      either way, WTF DOES THAT SAY PLS BYE
      [22:59] <Kaniaz> You basically did a massive shit on the rug of this IRC
      [22:59] <Kaniaz> And called it a message

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      LOL crazy sex hair

      That entire paragraph had one period.

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      docthory saw sex. insert joke about him being young and seeing sex for the first time here.

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      If Kaniaz made this, the title would be 'OMG SEX AT ASDA'

      docthory...were you on a sugar rush when you typed this? Where are the full stops?

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      Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>
      LOL crazy sex hair

      That entire paragraph had one period.[/b]
      no it had 5

      <!--QuoteBegin-Kaniaz

      docthory saw sex. insert joke about him being young and seeing sex for the first time here.
      me young ha ha ha ha im 17 man

      yes i was on a sugar caffiene rush snad
      you can't do that on the internet!.... wait yes you can do it again!

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      I don't know about you, but even if I have seen sex before I don't like to see it at wal-mart!!! ROFL

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      Kinky.






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      lolerskates.

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      At least you could do those people favors. Buy some contraceptives for the people at the registers.
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      Originally posted by Artelis
      I don't know about you, but even if I have seen sex before I don't like to see it at wal-mart!!! ROFL
      Holy shit ARTELIS!!!!! Where'd you come from dude?

      Nice to see you again xoxoxoxoxo

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      Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

      Holy shit ARTELIS!!!!! Where'd you come from dude?

      Nice to see you again xoxoxoxoxo
      who said you could ruin my topic blue????????

      i now have develped a twitch from that night
      you can't do that on the internet!.... wait yes you can do it again!

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      me young ha ha ha ha im 17 man[/b]
      heh heh


      Sex at walmart... I'd rather see that then say...

      someone over here just killed himself at a walmart after murdering (3?) people. the disgusting thing was hes from out of state wtf a loser is doing bringing crime into the safest city in the world (thousand oaks (where the murders occured)- simi (where the suicide took place)) simi and to have been sorta switching safeness for years.

      Docthory where do you live (not exact location of course bu like state... state area)

      I get the feeling you use mountain time

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      doc and pOOp...together again at last

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      Yes tis happy. i know secrets about docthory nobody else knows. Dont worry doc, my flapper is stapled shut.

      docthory help me

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      i live in eat a ho
      you can't do that on the internet!.... wait yes you can do it again!

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