This is a special day for Americans all over the planet. Today, we celebrate the fact that we hate Tea by remembering the day we decided that the British totally suck. Fuck you guys and your crumpets. We don't even know what the fuck crumpets are.
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This is a special day for Americans all over the planet. Today, we celebrate the fact that we hate Tea by remembering the day we decided that the British totally suck. Fuck you guys and your crumpets. We don't even know what the fuck crumpets are.
I don't even know what this day is.
Crumpets are amazing! You are missing out. Tea, is also amazing, but I would say that!
I have no idea what crumpets are, but tea is awesome, so shut up omni. ;)
Had a crumpet before, hated it. I also don't like any tea unless it's iced tea, an American "invention" :cheeky:
This is also a glorious day where we discover who the idiots are who don't know how to use fireworks :D
How can you people not know what crumpets are?! We called them Pikelets where we grew up.
'A crumpet is a savoury griddle cake made from flour and yeast.'
It is the best with lashings of butter, and a cup of tea!
"Savoury" is the operative word in that sentence.
America! Fuck yeah.
Let's blow shit up.
Oh god how could you not know what crumpets are?! They're the most amazing things ON. THIS. EARTH. With butter and just a scrape of marmite/vegemite? Fuck yes. If I wasn't allergic I'd eat that shit 24/7.
http://www.mortimerchocolate.co.uk/i...e_crumpets.jpg
I'm glad we got out of that whole United Kingdom deal. Cricket is a silly sport.
You Americans are just a big bunch of quitters, we gave you life and this is how you repay us? Show your elders some respect.
Brits UNITE!
If Brits are so rubbish, why do you keep stealing our TV programs? Hmm? The American Office? Come on...
I agree with you there, but...
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/...0956705705.png
Who needs body armour? That's right, I said it, armoUr.
I got a parking ticket yesterday when I stopped to watch some fireworks.
You know what the best part is? I can't even just pay the goddamn thing, I HAVE to show up to a FUCKING COURT DATE and waste EVERYONE'S TIME just to find out how much I owe the rat bastards.
HAPPY FUCKING INDEPENDENCE DAY. YEEHAW 'MURRICA!
It's a little late, but fuck it. Happy birthday, America!
What are you now, 236 years old? God, they grow up so fast! Let's hope you reach 237 without getting yourself blown up.
Don't forget:
http://i.eatliver.com/2009/3849.jpg
Omnis you've spelt universe incorrectly in your avatar title, there is an extra n in yours. But that isn't a surprise seeing as you Americans cant spell a few English words properly anyway, like forgetting to put the u in colour etc.
Im disrupting drinking my cup of tea, good night.
Currently chilled out to the max watching the BBC and drinking Earl Grey. Ain't even mad.
We British suck so much that you're speaking our language. LOL,I jk.