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      Happy Punch a British Person Day

      This is a special day for Americans all over the planet. Today, we celebrate the fact that we hate Tea by remembering the day we decided that the British totally suck. Fuck you guys and your crumpets. We don't even know what the fuck crumpets are.

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      I don't even know what this day is.

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      Crumpets are amazing! You are missing out. Tea, is also amazing, but I would say that!
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      I have no idea what crumpets are, but tea is awesome, so shut up omni.
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      Had a crumpet before, hated it. I also don't like any tea unless it's iced tea, an American "invention"

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      How can you people not know what crumpets are?! We called them Pikelets where we grew up.

      'A crumpet is a savoury griddle cake made from flour and yeast.'

      It is the best with lashings of butter, and a cup of tea!
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      "Savoury" is the operative word in that sentence.
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      America! Fuck yeah.

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      Oh god how could you not know what crumpets are?! They're the most amazing things ON. THIS. EARTH. With butter and just a scrape of marmite/vegemite? Fuck yes. If I wasn't allergic I'd eat that shit 24/7.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Carrot View Post
      I don't even know what this day is.
      It's Independence Day in the United States.

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      I'm glad we got out of that whole United Kingdom deal. Cricket is a silly sport.
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      It is the best with lashings of butter, and a cup of tea!
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      It is the best with lashings of butter, and a cup of tea!
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      It is the best with lashings of butter, and a cup of tea!

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      You Americans are just a big bunch of quitters, we gave you life and this is how you repay us? Show your elders some respect.


      Brits UNITE!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Black_Eagle View Post
      I'm glad we got out of that whole United Kingdom deal. Cricket is a silly sport.
      Oh yeah?! Well your country is a silly...country. Yeah. Ha!

      I hope you all took the day to think long and hard about your actions. You made us very sad.
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      If Brits are so rubbish, why do you keep stealing our TV programs? Hmm? The American Office? Come on...
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      Quote Originally Posted by Black_Eagle View Post
      Cricket is a silly sport.
      I agree with you there, but...




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      I got a parking ticket yesterday when I stopped to watch some fireworks.

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      It's a little late, but fuck it. Happy birthday, America!

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      Quote Originally Posted by isthisit View Post
      How can you people not know what crumpets are?! We called them Pikelets where we grew up.

      'A crumpet is a savoury griddle cake made from flour and yeast.'

      It is the best with lashings of butter, and a cup of tea!
      The term 'crumpet' is also (now somewhat derogatory) 1970/'80s slang term for an attractive woman.

      P.S: Didn't the Chinese invent Fireworks?

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      Quote Originally Posted by moSh View Post
      I agree with you there, but...

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      Omnis you've spelt universe incorrectly in your avatar title, there is an extra n in yours. But that isn't a surprise seeing as you Americans cant spell a few English words properly anyway, like forgetting to put the u in colour etc.

      Im disrupting drinking my cup of tea, good night.
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      Currently chilled out to the max watching the BBC and drinking Earl Grey. Ain't even mad.
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      Quote Originally Posted by mcwillis View Post
      Omnis you've spelt universe incorrectly in your avatar title, there is an extra n in yours. But that isn't a surprise seeing as you Americans cant spell a few English words properly anyway, like forgetting to put the u in colour etc.

      Im disrupting drinking my cup of tea, good night.
      I didn't misspell shit, it's called [sic]

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