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07-04-2012 10:55 PM #1D.V. Editor-in-Chief
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Happy Punch a British Person Day
This is a special day for Americans all over the planet. Today, we celebrate the fact that we hate Tea by remembering the day we decided that the British totally suck. Fuck you guys and your crumpets. We don't even know what the fuck crumpets are.
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07-04-2012 10:58 PM #2My Stunt Double Achievements:
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07-04-2012 11:27 PM #3And Dream of Sheep.
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Crumpets are amazing! You are missing out. Tea, is also amazing, but I would say that!
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07-04-2012 11:43 PM #4I am a Shade Achievements:
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I have no idea what crumpets are, but tea is awesome, so shut up omni.
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07-05-2012 12:29 AM #5Prone to AWOL Achievements:
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Had a crumpet before, hated it. I also don't like any tea unless it's iced tea, an American "invention"
This is also a glorious day where we discover who the idiots are who don't know how to use fireworks
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07-05-2012 12:30 AM #6And Dream of Sheep.
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How can you people not know what crumpets are?! We called them Pikelets where we grew up.
'A crumpet is a savoury griddle cake made from flour and yeast.'
It is the best with lashings of butter, and a cup of tea!My Dream Journal = http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/isthisit/ DILDs - 9 WILDs - 5
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07-05-2012 12:34 AM #7Prone to AWOL Achievements:
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"Savoury" is the operative word in that sentence.
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America! Fuck yeah.
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Oh god how could you not know what crumpets are?! They're the most amazing things ON. THIS. EARTH. With butter and just a scrape of marmite/vegemite? Fuck yes. If I wasn't allergic I'd eat that shit 24/7.
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07-05-2012 02:49 AM #10It's Independence Day in the United States.
Originally Posted by Carrot
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07-05-2012 04:14 AM #11Designated Cyberpunk Achievements:
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I'm glad we got out of that whole United Kingdom deal. Cricket is a silly sport.
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07-05-2012 04:35 AM #12
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07-05-2012 10:22 AM #13And Dream of Sheep.
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Originally Posted by RareCola
This picture is making me drool...My Dream Journal = http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/isthisit/ DILDs - 9 WILDs - 5
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07-05-2012 10:55 AM #14Sound Manipulator Achievements:
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You Americans are just a big bunch of quitters, we gave you life and this is how you repay us? Show your elders some respect.
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07-05-2012 01:46 PM #15Oh yeah?! Well your country is a silly...country. Yeah. Ha! Originally Posted by Black_Eagle
I hope you all took the day to think long and hard about your actions. You made us very sad.isthisit likes this.
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07-05-2012 01:51 PM #16And Dream of Sheep.
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If Brits are so rubbish, why do you keep stealing our TV programs? Hmm? The American Office? Come on...
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Ooh, their breath is warm
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Like poppies heavy with seed
They take me deeper and deeper
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07-05-2012 01:55 PM #17Sound Manipulator Achievements:
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I agree with you there, but... Originally Posted by Black_Eagle
Who needs body armour? That's right, I said it, armoUr.GOALS - GLORY FOR TEAM INSTINCT
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07-05-2012 03:06 PM #18Wololo Achievements:
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I got a parking ticket yesterday when I stopped to watch some fireworks.
You know what the best part is? I can't even just pay the goddamn thing, I HAVE to show up to a FUCKING COURT DATE and waste EVERYONE'S TIME just to find out how much I owe the rat bastards.
HAPPY FUCKING INDEPENDENCE DAY. YEEHAW 'MURRICA!
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It's a little late, but fuck it. Happy birthday, America!
What are you now, 236 years old? God, they grow up so fast! Let's hope you reach 237 without getting yourself blown up.moSh likes this.
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07-05-2012 03:36 PM #20The term 'crumpet' is also (now somewhat derogatory) 1970/'80s slang term for an attractive woman. Originally Posted by isthisit
P.S: Didn't the Chinese invent Fireworks?
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Don't forget: Originally Posted by moSh
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07-06-2012 12:41 AM #22
Omnis you've spelt universe incorrectly in your avatar title, there is an extra n in yours. But that isn't a surprise seeing as you Americans cant spell a few English words properly anyway, like forgetting to put the u in colour etc.
Im disrupting drinking my cup of tea, good night.Last edited by mcwillis; 07-06-2012 at 12:48 AM.
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07-06-2012 12:49 AM #23Banned
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Currently chilled out to the max watching the BBC and drinking Earl Grey. Ain't even mad.
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07-06-2012 12:52 AM #24
We British suck so much that you're speaking our language. LOL,I jk.
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07-06-2012 01:10 PM #25D.V. Editor-in-Chief
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I didn't misspell shit, it's called [sic] Originally Posted by mcwillis
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