I don't even know what this day is. |
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This is a special day for Americans all over the planet. Today, we celebrate the fact that we hate Tea by remembering the day we decided that the British totally suck. Fuck you guys and your crumpets. We don't even know what the fuck crumpets are. |
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Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
I don't even know what this day is. |
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Crumpets are amazing! You are missing out. Tea, is also amazing, but I would say that! |
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My Dream Journal = http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/isthisit/ DILDs - 9 WILDs - 5
Ooh, their breath is warm
And they smell like sleep
And they say they take me home
Like poppies heavy with seed
They take me deeper and deeper
I have no idea what crumpets are, but tea is awesome, so shut up omni. |
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I realize that i'm dreaming.
I realize that i'm dreaming.
I realize that i'm dreaming.
<--- My Dream Journal Contains ONLY Lucid Dreams
Had a crumpet before, hated it. I also don't like any tea unless it's iced tea, an American "invention" |
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Multiple Induction Technique (MIT) - Consistently have several lucids each night!
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How can you people not know what crumpets are?! We called them Pikelets where we grew up. |
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My Dream Journal = http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/isthisit/ DILDs - 9 WILDs - 5
Ooh, their breath is warm
And they smell like sleep
And they say they take me home
Like poppies heavy with seed
They take me deeper and deeper
"Savoury" is the operative word in that sentence. |
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Multiple Induction Technique (MIT) - Consistently have several lucids each night!
2016 TotY: Dragon [ ] Fairy [ ] Unicorn [ ] Gnome [ ] Leprechaun [ ] Phoenix [ ] Chimera [ ]
America! Fuck yeah. |
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Oh god how could you not know what crumpets are?! They're the most amazing things ON. THIS. EARTH. With butter and just a scrape of marmite/vegemite? Fuck yes. If I wasn't allergic I'd eat that shit 24/7. |
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No sailor controls the sea. Only a foolish sailor would say such a thing. Similarly, no lucid dreamer controls the dream.
Like a sailor on the sea, we lucid dreamers direct our perceptual awareness within the larger state of dreaming.
I'm glad we got out of that whole United Kingdom deal. Cricket is a silly sport. |
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Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
My Dream Journal = http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/isthisit/ DILDs - 9 WILDs - 5
Ooh, their breath is warm
And they smell like sleep
And they say they take me home
Like poppies heavy with seed
They take me deeper and deeper
You Americans are just a big bunch of quitters, we gave you life and this is how you repay us? Show your elders some respect. |
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GOALS - GLORY FOR TEAM INSTINCT
DILD [ ] /// Chain a Lucid Dream [ ] /// Stabilise [ ] /// Ask someone what the time is [ ]
Turn on a computer and jump into it [ ] /// Fly out the Earth's atmosphere [ ] /// Telekinesis [ ] /// Jump through door [ ]
Listen to my favourite record [ ] /// Jump down two flights of steps without breaking the old kneecaps [ ] /// Smoke a fatty [ ]
If Brits are so rubbish, why do you keep stealing our TV programs? Hmm? The American Office? Come on... |
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My Dream Journal = http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/isthisit/ DILDs - 9 WILDs - 5
Ooh, their breath is warm
And they smell like sleep
And they say they take me home
Like poppies heavy with seed
They take me deeper and deeper
GOALS - GLORY FOR TEAM INSTINCT
DILD [ ] /// Chain a Lucid Dream [ ] /// Stabilise [ ] /// Ask someone what the time is [ ]
Turn on a computer and jump into it [ ] /// Fly out the Earth's atmosphere [ ] /// Telekinesis [ ] /// Jump through door [ ]
Listen to my favourite record [ ] /// Jump down two flights of steps without breaking the old kneecaps [ ] /// Smoke a fatty [ ]
I got a parking ticket yesterday when I stopped to watch some fireworks. |
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It's a little late, but fuck it. Happy birthday, America! |
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Omnis you've spelt universe incorrectly in your avatar title, there is an extra n in yours. But that isn't a surprise seeing as you Americans cant spell a few English words properly anyway, like forgetting to put the u in colour etc. |
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Last edited by mcwillis; 07-06-2012 at 12:48 AM.
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Currently chilled out to the max watching the BBC and drinking Earl Grey. Ain't even mad. |
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We British suck so much that you're speaking our language. LOL,I jk. |
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