I'm going to keep this short and sweet. List the sweetest party-related thing that somebody has done or even you have done:
Last night everyone at this massive house went into the pool. When everyone was down there, I stood on the diving board, called attention, ripped my shorts off, and front flipped in. Shortly thereafter, all of the guys were diving in naked and the girls were taking their tops off atop the water slide.
Feel free to discuss!