OMG Let's rap battle!

[Original Poster]

I inspired myself I got this itch all up my body I did yo' bitch all up her potty Try to deny it, pull your pants down If you aint got bumps too you win this round So what's the deal, you got a small dong? Well this shit aint real, I put a condom on But I got a good glance and your bitch was clean So why can't you drop your pants, who have you seen? Christmas is coming, time for some awesome presents We all go humming then drink ourselves content But not if your Jewish, you Jesus killing fucks Your Holidays are bluish because your presents suck

[Xox]

My adrenaline rushing through my veins, Next stop is victory its rushing like a train Im determined to win cuz theres nothing like the pain of defeat, I refuse to remain incomplete Got a lot of stamina cause I train for some weeks, Got my strength from the vitamins and the grains that I eat All obstacles overcame Im unique, I started from the bottom, see I came from beneath Disguised the limit so Imma raise to my peak, winning is everything, let me explain wut I think Practice makes perfect so when working I dont relax, I practice a lot therefor Im perfect and thats a fact Been through some hard times while the burner was on my back, it was rough, but I was determined so I adapt Gettin wut Im deservin, holla back, game over you lost like a person with outta map

[Original Poster]

I will kick your ass later For now I'll just be a hater

[Oneironaut Zero]

Not bad, Xox. Not bad. I guess I should address you both, then. Yo yo, Ominus Deus, leave the rappin to tha playas, You're suited for Dr. Suess, we build like Wolfgang Amadeus. So now, I got this chicky Xox that's trying to toe-to-toe with me I'll have to knock her out the box with upper-cuts of flow-etry. But no, I ain't gon' hate cause, truth-be-told, your rhymes were solid. Deus, I'd say she topped your "flow", or whatever you wanna call it. (Haha. All in good fun, man. ) And here we go, I'm locked and cocked to stop the show, Xox, and match you blow-for-blow like we was Rock'em Sock-em Robots. Won't pull no punches, in the ring I show no mercy, You'd best run home and tuck your tail between your skirt, see. I serve ass-whoopins like Gatorade, I hope you're thirsty. So check your self and show respect, girl, bow or curtsey. Cause if you don't, even God won't come to defend you, and no repentance can save you from where I'll send you.

[Riot Maker]

Let's give it a shot. Im better than all you all at this rap game and i don't need to cooberate it by putting lyrics up on this main frame. im done.

[Xox]

Oh those weren't mine. I stole them from Papoose. Can I still participate?

[Ynot]

Let's give it a shot. Im better than all you all at this rap game and i don't need to cooberate it by putting lyrics up on this main frame. im done. haha, you're done You're dusted now step aside sucka And let me bust it You stand on the shoulders of giants With one hand raised All fake and plastic, no soul in y'game Just looking for praise

[Oneironaut Zero]

Oh those weren't mine. I stole them from Papoose. Can I still participate? ...You don't know how disappointed I am in you, right now, Xox.

[Ynot]

^^ needs a third verse doesn't sound right with just 2 *edit* mine, that is

[Riot Maker]

haha, you're done You're dusted now step aside sucka And let me bust it You stand on the shoulders of giants With one hand raised All fake and plastic, no soul in y'game Just looking for praise Just rember something for me while you rave and rant, a roach can live for 9 days without a head but you can't.

[Oneironaut Zero]

Just rember something for me while you rave and rant, a roach can live for 9 days without a head but you can't. Immortal Technique's lyrics.

[Riot Maker]

Immortal Technique's lyrics. I had to. Hahahaha imagine if he was in this thread. I think we would all perish in a horrible rap battleing accident.

[Oneironaut Zero]

I had to. Hahahaha imagine if he was in this thread. I think we would all perish in a horrible rap battleing accident. I wouldn't mind taking him on. In the same vein, I'm still waiting for someone to seriously come up with something.

[♥Mark]

There once was a mod they called O'. He was rather unfunny and slow. Spam and lulz were Mark's game, then O' did the same, Yet just Mark was banned, don't you know?

[Riot Maker]

ohhhhh sheeeeet, drop a bomb on him/her O'.

[Ynot]

Just rember something for me while you rave and rant, a roach can live for 9 days without a head but you can't. Blud, what? Turn your rhyme around, It'd make more sense. your flows all wrong, 'n you missed the cadence. But roach I'll be, if that's a'ight wid you My free-radical style, mutatin' the flow Be giving you defects, but roach is immune

[Xox]

...You don't know how disappointed I am in you, right now, Xox. I'm sorry. Okay I'll do my own and you can probably tell it's me this time. I'm the best Forget the rest You all are no competion Get better ammunition I was born a winner Imma tell you the difference Years and years of existence. This has been fun But I won So I'm out, One

[Oneironaut Zero]

There once was a mod they called O'. He was rather unfunny and slow. Spam and lulz were Mark's game, then O' did the same, Yet just Mark was banned, don't you know? Mic check, mic check, is Mark's intelligence on? Must I remind him of shit the boy knew all along? Yes we, DV staff, took part in a lil spammage. And yes, it was LIKE what led Mark to his bannage, But still, there's a difference. I'm surprised that you missed it. That's ok, sit back while I summarize the logistics. We all pulled a prank. Just one bit. Just one day. But you, Mark, MAKE your mark by always posting that way. You're predictable as a female's menstrual cycle, Act like you're unique, but online? There's Millions like you. And yet, with all this, you skip past one great detail, You ASKED for your bannage. Want pity? Epic Fail. But hey, the past is just that. No need to be bitter. You're a snot, but I love being your babysitter.

[Xox]

Mic check, mic check, is Mark's intelligence on? Must I remind him of shit the boy knew all along? Yes we, DV staff, took part in a lil spammage. And yes, it was LIKE what led Mark to his bannage, But still, there's a difference. I'm surprised that you missed it. That's ok, sit back while I summarize the logistics. We all pulled a prank. Just one bit. Just one day. But you, Mark, MAKE your mark by always posting that way. You're predictable as a female's menstrual cycle, Act like you're unique, but online? There's Millions like you. And yet, with all this, you skip past one great detail, You ASKED for your bannage. Want pity? Epic Fail. But hey, the past is just that. No need to be bitter. You're a snot, but I love being your babysitter. *Hands O 2nd place award.*

[♥Mark]

I was so sad until the end!

[Xox]

I was so sad until the end! And then you felt warm and fuzzy? Or did you become disgusted and angry? Whatever the case is, hug him back. ^_^

[Oneironaut Zero]

*Hands O 2nd place award.* 2nd Place Award?? -_-

[Xox]

2nd Place Award?? -_- Yup. The first loser. Just kidding :p, It hasn't been decided yet. I'm judge bdw.

[♥Mark]

Hey, babysitter, you're my bitch for the day. Get making me food while I run and play. But you're right, fair enough, I skipped over some parts, such as the crybaby members and the bleeding hearts, which were whining and pouting as you trolled them for hours, made a mess of the forum, abusing your powers. Did anyone mention that your prank was stupid? Yet correct, it was LIKE what I did: Like my one little topic, which went away moments after; had all of the stupid, but none of the laughter.

[GestaltAlteration]

*sits back and watches*