Thread: Share the cruellest or funniest practical joke played on you

I haven't had any cruel jokes played on me but I did participate in a really good prank last week. I have this chem teacher who has a model of an NaCl crystal, and he always gets it out when he is talking about ionic bonds and stuff. It's his pride and joy. A couple of friends and I stole it, and set it in about 10 litres of jelly (jello for you Americans ). And not just jelly you eat for dessert (althgough we used 18 packs of that), we got four extra packs of gelatine and put it in too. That was some damn hard jelly. We took it back to school and left it in a corner the chemistry room with a card stuck in it saying "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." He didn't find it for a week and it was getting rather mouldy so today I moved it to a more obvious location. I'm pretty sure it was found.

Here's a photo:

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Well there twas his one time where a group of my friends and I got pretty high and watched that movie Troy. After the flick, we decided to wage our own mock battle...each of us choosing different characters to represent.

I of course chose Achilles and armed myself with a couch pillow and a spatula. Without hesitation I began to cut through my thoroughly stoned friends, wielding my spatula and pillow shield with daft skill.

It wasn't long before I had dispatched the entire room and was standing triumphantly on the coffee table, claiming my brief moment of conquest. It was at this moment that I heard the terrifying click of a shotgun being loaded.

I turned toward the direction of the sound only to notice my friend Steve (who was pretending to be Paris) pointing a loaded shotgun at my foot. Before I could react he said "Die Achilles!" and fired the .410 at the heel of my foot.

The result of the incident cannot be explained in words...so I will let this picture of me in the hospital several hours later tell the tale.


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[Seeker turned it into a URL, be warned before you click, it's pretty bad!]
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I hate you

actually, the achillies tendons are one of the only things still intact there

you better link that though man, you're gonna make people seriously sick

actually, the achillies tendons are one of the only things still intact there [/b]

Yah...he's a terrible shot.

P.S. - Thanks for the edit Seek. ~

So, you can still walk? That entirely destroyed your ankle! Man, we see training pictures full of bloody stuff, hope I am never called upon for something like that.

that can't really be him!

I admit I'm pretty naive....but I think James is pulling our legs

heh pun

If you believed it, then consider your legs pulled.

I never believed it for a second.

Cool pic... used to see that kind of stuff all the time. I knew it wasn't you though.

Practical joke for a practical joke thread? Yeah we aren't that stupid. Lol could have come up with something not as drastic and we may have believed you!

I don't think this really qualifies as a practical joke but once i pulled down my sisters pants = in the church parking lot with a bunch of people around. She was probably 10. She cried and i was rolling on the ground laughing. My mom just looked at me all shocked and said "Laura!!"

I still laugh to this day.

Oh yeah and I can't remember any being played on me but i will have to think about it!

Originally posted by InTheMoment
If you believed it, then consider your legs pulled. *

OM freakin G!

I am sooo glad that this was a joke but some poor soul was really in a world of hurt!

Originally posted by Alaurast78
i pulled down my sisters pants = in the church parking lot with a bunch of people around. *She was probably 10. *She cried and i was rolling on the ground laughing.

Now you know that was just wrong! . . *giggle*

Ohh I love practical jokes, we used to play so many in boarding school... it was great. One we got a chain from a fence and wrapped it around the bumper of a teacher's car and when she reversed at night she pulled it off... hmm what else? We had one kid that was seriously obsessive compulsive and so we'd go into his room and turn everything upside down and flip him out. the thing about practical jokes is that it's the simple stuff that works best... handing someone a bottle of OJ with a loose lid and watching them shake it etc etc... ahh the memories

Another one me and a mate always did was sit up the top of one of the classroom blocks and wait until everyone is changing classes. When you see someone you know call out and watch them look around like idiots as they try and find who was calling their name. It's immature and simple, but hours of entertainment.

Originally posted by Roller
Another one me and a mate always did was sit up the top of one of the classroom blocks and wait until everyone is changing classes. When you see someone you know call out and watch them look around like idiots as they try and find who was calling their name. It's immature and simple, but hours of entertainment. *

Funny, harmless.. and bloodfree!

That was gross, I didn't think you were stupid enough to do that with friends, hahah.....I believed it at first, but something was wrong about it...something was...:/

On our last day of school we created a typical crime-scene in the main school yard. We got four cones and some "Police Do Not Cross" tape, we drew around one of my mates in white chalk and splatted fake blood everywhere.

The look of shock on some of the younger kids' faces was hilarious. I'll upload some pics in a second.




TB

Ok TB.. I gotta admit it.. I'm impressed!
(though with all the school shootings here in the USA that might not have been the kindest/funniest joke to play in this country).

Understandable. I suppose it's not really thought of that deeply over here.

On the same day someone put washing-up liquid in the many water-fountains we have around school. It was funny at the time but apparently the person responsible is having to pay thousands of pounds to replace the pumping systems as they were ruined by the excessive amounts of soap .

TB

I've not had any bad practical joked played on me, but my work colleagues once hidden cheese in another work colleague's car on april fool's day. Six months later, after many months of finding his car a bit smelly, he cleaned out his car, and found the very mouldy cheese hidden underneath the seats.

It may or may not surprise you to know that I DETEST practical jokes; not only on myself, but on others. I don't ever play any, and never will take part in any. (I'm not that smooth, anyway, so all the better...)

Many of the so-called "practical" jokes played on my involved phone calls and words I shan't repeat for several reasons.

Why do they call them "practical" jokes, anyway? They're the furthest thing from practical!

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
It may or may not surprise you to know that I DETEST practical jokes; not only on myself, but on others. I don't ever play any, and never will take part in any. (I'm not that smooth, anyway, so all the better...)

Many of the so-called \"practical\" jokes played on my involved phone calls and words I shan't repeat for several reasons.

Why do they call them \"practical\" jokes, anyway? They're the furthest thing from practical!

You sound like the trunchbull stef.........

Originally posted by Fetish
You sound like the trunchbull stef.........

Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
It may or may not surprise you to know that I DETEST practical jokes; not only on myself, but on others. I don't ever play any, and never will take part in any. (I'm not that smooth, anyway, so all the better...)

Many of the so-called \"practical\" jokes played on my involved phone calls and words I shan't repeat for several reasons.

Why do they call them \"practical\" jokes, anyway? They're the furthest thing from practical!

I am not into them much either, though I once was.
The one I thought was the cruelest is the one where I get up in the morning & perform some RCs (I always do that), but then I noticed that the gnome statue I had on top of the piano had changed positions. I run to my mom, & ask her, "Am I dreaming?" . She says, "Now, why do you say that?" I tell her, "B/c my gnome changed positions.." She looked at it & laughed...then got out the real one....was not funny at all! I was sorely embarressed that I mistaked real time for LDing!
I am w/you, Ramu!!