Thread: Continue the story!!!!

two new characters are introduced: one a jealous friend who is now a cop, the other a pretty supermodel who is a sociopath that loves to manipulate men to get what she wants.

Very confused Jack smiled and said to himself, "fine, at least anything is better than a damn porta potty!"

Then the cop followed Jack around and desperately asked him repeatedly if people think he's cool now because he's a cop and if Jack thinks blue lights are scary.

Jack replies with "i'll show you scary," then grabs the cop, slams him to the wall, takes his(the cops) gun and shoves it in the cops mouth and says "BOO" while laughing.

It turns out that upon being startled, Archibald(The Cop) releases a noxious gas that renders Jack unconscious for 3 and a half months.

Jack is having a though time with his schizophrenia and often misunderstands what really happened; that is why he is now under observation, the poor guy.

After a few months under observation Jack was let to a home care under Helen (a pretty supermodel) who just wanted to get as much money as she could from him since he was pretty wealthy.

Helen did a special dance(which consisted of mainly twerking Miley style) for jack every night while singing to him" oh my jacky , oh common babe , oooolala...lol!!!! but secretly she was poisoning him with mercury.

However, Jack had a $10 bill in his wallet, so he used it to have sex with Helen, and he got her pregnant with the antichrist.

The pregnancy only took 5 days and a pretty young boy with a gleam in his eye was now part of the story,,,,, heh heh,,,,

as Jack was getting sicker due to the mercury poisoning, Helen took the baby and throws him out the window, then calls the cops weeping in tears saying that her boyfriend Jack threw the baby out the window, the cop happens to be Archibald (the one that gassed him).

The baby then rises back up to the window and electrocutes his mother, Helen, and heals his father Jack from the mercury, now planning to take over the world with his dad.

He has grown from a baby to a pre-teen before the day is out. Archibald has been turned into a pet rat.