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Continue the story!!!!
So.... just started this thread to have a little fun.
Rules:
Every person has the right to write one sentence at a time. It shouldn't be like a sentence with 1000 words but about maximum 30 words or I don't know.
So here it goes:
Once upon a time there was a little shack in the middle of the forest.
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The shack had a port-o-potty next to it.
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But the newly married couple living in the shack didn't know the big secret.
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The port-o-potty had a trap door leading to an underground dungeon, which kept something very... peculiar.
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In the dungeon there was a creature more powerful than anyone could imagine.
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If Petunia or Jack had known of its existence, they would have fled the shack immediately, and it might have finally made sense why the seller had been so quick to accept an offer nowhere near the asking price.
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One night neither Petunia or Jack could fall asleep because they were both somehow anxious and right before they tried their chances again, weird noises started to come from the port-o-potty and the ground started to shiver.
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There was a stench incomparable to even the filthiest of bowels; after a fission in the ground occurred, a whispy gas began to emit, swirling about the bed, their bodies locked, eyes quivering.
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Out of the fissure a dark opalescent sphere rose, darker than the darkest night, twisting and contorting into incomprehensible shapes. The vague image of a humanoid lingered in the sphere shrouded by the wispy tendrils of gas.
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The humanoid shape stretched it's tentacles and reached for Petunia and Jack and pulled them into a dark sphere.
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But luckily, Jack was wearing his anti-porta-potty demon repelling undergarments and he was saved!
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Petunia, however, was assimilated by the orb, doomed to forever haunt port-a-potties spanning the universe.
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After grieving his loss for weeks, Jack pulled himself together to set out to find and find a new life partner, this time being sure they had anti-porta-potty demon repelling undergarments on at all times.
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after failing to find a life partner, Jack went nuts and started crawling on the floor and barking like a dog while out in public.
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One day while he was digging through the trash can and was trying to find something for eat, weird glowish entity approached within his eye field.
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As he was trying to make sense of what this strange entity must be suddenly it feels like it’s all been already explained for him , this is the sign his been looking for his whole life.
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Jack quickly realized that what he had to do was descend the port-o-potty dungeon to find the love he's been without for so long.
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Jack freshly motivated and encouraged realized that he could good use some help from his friends in his quest so he started to gather a small group of brave people who are willing to taake a dangerous journey into the dungeon. :banana:
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Just when they were all ready to start their journey Jack starts to feel a sharp pain in his stomach , he whispers to himself damn what could this be?
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Jack curls over, unable to breathe, as the pain expands in his stomach-- but not before a sword extrudes itself from his body, without drawing any blood.
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The enormous sword which was producing a bright red field of energy hovered slightly in front of Jack, he cautiously reached out and grasped the blade, the field of energy grew stronger and surrounded his body.
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an apple falls on his head and when he opens his eyes he realized he is in a pirate ship, wearing a pirate outfit with an eye patch still holding his sword, the people around him address him as Captain Jack Sparrow.
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After a three days of sailing one of his crewmans showed up as a traitor so Jack decided to kill him by decapitation but when they swung the sword nothing happend so Jack realized that he was in a lucid dream and woke up.
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Jack slowly opened his eyes , yes he was back in his bed so it was all just a dream, as he was turning to his left side to get up he realized that there was some one else in bed with him , terrified and surprised he jumped out of of bed.
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The person in the bed was Bob Barker from The Price is Right, and Bob held a silver microphone and told Jack that he had won cash and prizes.