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that would defeat the purpose of a secret. :cheeky:
Moblin: It's a secret to everybody
Yeah, the title was meant to sound like a joke :D but you can always break a secret :)Quote:
Originally Posted by tropicalbreeze
even if we tell just one person, its not a secret anymore :D
Spoiler for Neuroanatomy secret.:
I am the goddamn batman!!
Oh, i forgot about this thread ! It didnīt succeed as much as it could
What is a secret, btw ? When does it become not a secret anymore ?
I shot the sheriff but I didn't shot no deputy.
Technically anything that someone, somewhere is not desired to know is a secret. So you can still confess your secrets here and they're still secrets. For example, a surprise party is a secret even if everybody's in on it except one, single person.Quote:
Originally Posted by VagalTone
Granted protecting your secrets means being very careful where you confess them. Rumors are like body lice, you gotta triple fucking bag that shit or it's gonna spread.
If only anyone took this thread seriously.
I have so many things to confess, but I can't just waltz in here and tell you that iif it won't be drowned out by other stuff.Quote:
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Alright, I'll lend you a hand. I once killed my hamster by accidentally suffocating it to death because I was distracted by the TV while I was holding it and I had to hold it tight so the squirmy bastard couldn't get away. And I just happened to hold it a little too tight. I never got over that.
Now my secret would be too boring beside yours. :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Original Poster
I can't tell it or I'll just seem immature.
I am masturbating when I am bored and solo at home.
I like how you phrased that. Not just "I masturbate" but as the default condition.
That was to be clear that I do not masturbate in public.
I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by GabiAlex
Congratz! How it felt?
Just a joke mate, :disconcerted: just a joke. :paranoid:Quote:
Originally Posted by GabiAlex
You ever masturbate while driving? Pretty awesome stuff.
Must take care, uh ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Original Poster
I didn't invent the laws of nature
I sleep upside down.
I'm bisexual.
I triggered my schools fire alarm so I could go see my friend from interstate.
I meditate (well, it's a secret to my friends and family in real life, since there's no reason to brag about it).
Hah same thing happened when I was 4. My hamster, Butterscotch, liked to bite. So as punishment, I would squeeze him. One time I did it too hard and my mom said 'you killed him, look he's turning blue!" And sure enough, his little tummy area you could see his skin turning blue :blue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Original Poster
I remember being confused at first, then we buried him. After that I understood the permanence of death and have babied every pet I've had since. Poor little guy with the giant evil child keeping him. Like Darla from Finding nemo. The horror..
It all makes sense now.
I have something involving a guinea pig - maybe part of giving children small furry animals is teaching them the permanence of death...
Hmmm.....
I love nightcore!
I'm in love with someone I've never talked to. Almost five years now. :roll:
Oh my goodness - you should really try to do that Astaroth!!
Or is it more complicated than that?
Oh weh..
I almost burned down my parent's home when I was 9 or 10. I tried to light the basement curtains on fire with some matches I found. Thankfully they didn't catch, though one did have a very noticeable black hole at the bottom of it. My parents asked me if I knew what happened at the time but I denied it. I don't remember why I tried to set the curtains on fire, all I know is that they are still there and that black burn hole is still very visible.
I almost killed my brother when we where children lol. He was riding a bike, and I pulled a rope to make it like a rope block. Poor boy, it caught him by the neck jolting him out of the bike. He had serious rope marks. His air pipe could have snapped. Lol imagine my shock at the moment >v<
It's actually way more complicated than that. Reality is that there's nothing to do. *Sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by StephL
Sekhmet your story reminded me of something I did to my parent's house. I was like 11 or 12, and everyone was out and I was home alone. I took my little brother's yellow plastic skateboard which came to a point at one end, and I slammed it into the wall, leaving a dent in the sheetrock. To this day I DO NO KNOW what possessed me to do this, but I continued down the hall and into the living room, leaving maybe 8-10 dents in the wall with that damn skateboard. Suddenly my conscience snapped back into reality (or came back from drinking tequila in Mexico or wherever the fuck it takes its vacations), and I was like "Oh shit, they're going to notice this." I was prepared to deny everything if asked, and to be extra safe, I hid the skateboard in the garage so no one would be able to match up the shape of the dent with the shape of the pointy part on the skateboard.
A few hours later...
Parents and brothers came home (why oh why could I not have just been with them instead of remaining behind, defiling the walls? I'm wondering now if maybe I had been grounded and that's why I stayed behind, and some inner child-monster came out for revenge). My parents noticed what happened, and immediately asked the boys who shook their heads. Then they asked me "No idea." Then my step-dad began looking around the house for what could have made that dent. He went to the garage (oh shit) and came back with the little yellow skateboard (curse you skateboard for being IN the house, instead of being outside like normal skateboards). He took the pointy part of the skateboard and oh so carefully placed it into one of the dents, noticing that it made a perfect match. *gulp*
I still denied it, because why would a 12 year old girl with no history of destructive behavior (besides being a hamster murderer), suddenly take a skateboard and turn the walls into swiss cheese with it? I denied it again and got off scott free *whew*. I need to ask my parents now and see if they thought it was me or if one of my brothers or friends ended up taking the blame. Now that it's almost 30 years later, maybe it will be a funny story to them.
The End.
On a very RARE occasion, if my toe nails have been neglected too long, I might bite them, LOL
Given of course a nail clipper isn't available :P
I have the voice of a young child :(
eh i'm left eye dominant yet right hand dominant
uhhh hmm i can't seem to think of a good secret of mine...
i'm massively afraid of loud noises such as thunder and airplanes & my bitch ass neighbor always rolling her garbage can up and down her gravel driveway which I always mistake for WWIII.
LOL, love the garbage can bit! lol
A secret?
My strongest beliefs are not truly my own.
They are just re-worded versions of a number of different sources....
Conversations with God (book series)
Tuning In - Spirit Channelers in America (docu)
The Secret (vid)
(thich nhat hanh, dr. brian weiss, krishnamurti, deepak chopra, and a host of other writers.)
After I had a dream in were I'm a lesbian and I had sex with other woman, I need to recognize in front of you that sometimes I wonder how is to be a woman and making sex with another one. I do not feel any sexual atractions for men and I do not want to change my sex to become a pseudowoman, I just wonder how it is if I will incarnate, or shapeshift in to a body of a woman for few hours and having sex with other woman.
I'm not telling! :lol:
Another secret. What a shocker, I almost gave my dad a heart attack. It was 2006(summer war) and we were hiding in Tripoli, and my dad was fishing, and I was besides him. I told him I was going to our room, and for some reason, he misheard me saying "I'm gonna stand here" (?). When he was done fishing, he looked back and didn't see me. He panicked and started asking everyone if someone saw me. *warping the scene to my room* I was playing Xbox, and I got bored quickly, so decided to go for a swim. I walked down the stairs and to the pool(which is near to the fishing spot), and found my dad there asking someone if he saw me. That guy replied :"sorry I haven't see... Wait is that him?*pointing at me as I walk down the stairs*". My dad sighed relieved, and told me :"where were you? You scared the hell out of me!" I told him:" I told you I was going to play Xbox". He replied:" oh, I thought you said you were gonna stand there. I thought you had drowned or something." I was like wow! That actually haunted me for years, how I scared my father like that. That was like the only time I scared him like that (besides the time I almost murdered my little brother lol).
Any who, life's good now!:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnLXH4NalDg
Joking aside...
Rule of Cynicism #16: Best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself.
When I was younger I took a johnnie walker whiskey bottle of my parents and drank what ever I wanted and replaced the liquid missing with tap water.
After a while the mixture began to separate and look gross but nobody ever noticed lol. If they did I would just say wow I never knew whiskey goes bad!
So anyway,Quote:
Originally Posted by Enigmatik
it's not really a secret but I've fallen for this lifeguard girl who has been talking to me, we'll just call her Jenny. I just got out of an 8 year long relationship a few months ago and have found a cool place to hangout where I have no connection with my past relationship and this is where Jenny works. I feel a little guilty with thinking about moving on this soon but it feels good to have a new person there who seems to take an interest in me. I've gotten her phone number, but have been too chickenshit to ask her out on a date yet. I'm also scared of feeling guilty if this turns into a relationship and progresses because I might feel like I'm cheating on my old girlfriend, even though we're not together anymore.
Omg call her!
Yeah, go for it!!Quote:
Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue
I went on a trip last week so I couldn't see her, but I texted her and she just didn't seem interested in texting me, I figured maybe she doesn't like me that much. I left it at that, then saw her the day after I came back and she started asking me how my trip went. So I'm confused.
She's working again today so I'll be able to see her again. I want to ask if she would like to join me and my friends for drinks in the area this weekend, but I'm leaving again so it would have to be next weekend, but now I'm worried that I'm making her wait too long.
We introduced each other to our friends, my sister in law is one of my mine and has been sort of a wing girl in all this. I want her to come with to get drinks but she needs to renew her license, so hopefully that gets done while I'm away.
im not sure if what im doing with my life is going to work and im kind of scared
We are all scared to different agrees..Quote:
Originally Posted by TOMMMMMMY
We humans donīt deal very well with uncertainty.
Supernatural fan!!!1
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Originally Posted by mismagius
I went halfway streaking last summer. The cops came by and we had to run in the house before they asked us too many questions.
I'm going to (probably today) invite her to join me and my friends for a bonfire this weekend and that she's welcome to bring a couple of her friends. The nerves man... :panic:
I'll try to play it cool even though I'll be freaking out on the inside. If she turns it down, I'll still play it cool, maybe in the future when I see her pretend like nothing happened.
That's the best way to go. No sarcasm. :fro::cookiemonster:Quote:
Originally Posted by louie54