Blackadder, Red Dwarf..Y'know, that stuff.

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02-02-2004, 09:46 PM
Kaniaz

Blackadder, Red Dwarf..Y'know, that stuff.

Just wondering how many people watch these two shows? They're hilarous. I have every single one on my HDD and on CD-rom.

Episode 5-01, Holoship, Red Dwarf:
Elevator: Floor 3215. Sports and Sexual Recreation.
Rimmer: Sports and what?
Woman: Sex. Don't you have a sex deck on your ship?
Rimmer: ...no.
Woman: Well...what do you do when you want to have sex?
Rimmer: ...Well, we go for runs? Watch gardening programs on the ship's vid.
Woman: It's very bad for you. Don't you ever feel tense or frustrated?
Rimmer: Well, it's got worse these last 10 years or so.
Woman: Extradionary. It's quite different here. In fact, it's the ships regulation that we all have sexual congress at least twice a day. It's a health rule.

Episode 2-01, Bells, Black Adder:
Dr. Leech: Now then, what seems to be the trouble?
Blackadder: Well. It's my man servant.
Dr. Leech: I see. Well, don't be embarrased, if you've got the pox just pop your er, "Man Servant" on the table and we'll take a look at it, shall we?

:P[/quote]
02-02-2004, 10:17 PM
CT

Whoa, what upload speed? :P :lol:
I'd like some epps of Red Dwarf please, yeah, with fries. To go.

^^
02-03-2004, 03:42 AM
Serinanth

I never got into black adder, I did like reddwarf alot, thats a good Idea I think I need to do some downloading =)

Did you read the REd dwarf books? they were great too! =)
02-03-2004, 04:49 AM
WerBurN

naughty people...downloading stuff like that is stealing! *hides his huge stolen anime collection* ermm...ya! :D :P

hooray for software pirates! woot woot!
02-03-2004, 05:44 AM
Lomebririon

I love those shows! Red Dwarf is by far my favourite though. :)

I used to have the whole of series 8 until someone lost half of it. :cry:
02-03-2004, 05:24 PM
Kaniaz

I have all of series 8. ^^ I have almost every episode, with a few gaps I'll fill in soon.

"Krytie TV with WOMEN'S SHOWER NIGHT LIVE!"

Upload Speed is 24KB/s max. :D
02-03-2004, 05:35 PM
CT

Hey, its more then on Kazaa ^^
03-17-2005, 11:53 PM
Stalker

Quote:

Originally posted by Red Dward

Lister: Holly, we need your advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation?
Holly 1: What do you want? The long or the short version?
Lister: Long.
Holly 1: You're finished.
[pause]
Cat: What's the short version?
Holly 1: Bye.
03-18-2005, 12:01 AM
Kaniaz

HEH. People that can write like that are genuises (and I forgot I even made this thread).
03-19-2005, 02:39 PM
Lomebririon

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackadder
Vincent: And now, finally, a word with the man who is at the centre of this bi-election mystery: the voter himself. And his name is Mr. E. Blackadder. Mr. Blackadder, *you* are the only voter in this rotten borough...?

Blackadder: Yes, that's right.

Vincent: How long have you lived in this constituency?

Blackadder: Since Wednesday morning. I took over the previous electorate when he, very sadly, accidently brutally cut his head off while combing his hair.

:-P
03-19-2005, 05:45 PM
CT

haha blackadder owns, hehe.
03-19-2005, 08:09 PM
A Lost Soul

Interesting yet useless fact:
My ex's name is David Lister. =P
03-23-2005, 11:15 PM
Lomebririon

Holy crap! :shock:

Thats a bit surreal. :-P
03-25-2005, 06:34 PM
irishcream

i liked blackadder, the one with Queenie in it...i thought miranda richardson was just great...

there was a poem wasn't there?

went something like, 'in days of old/when knights were bold/...and i don't remember the rest...
03-30-2005, 02:46 AM
Rakkantekimusouka

Quote:

Originally posted by WerBurN
naughty people...downloading stuff like that is stealing! *hides his huge stolen anime collection* ermm...ya! :D :P

hooray for software pirates! woot woot!

RIGHT ON! :goodjob: CT, your new avatar PWNS!