Thread: couldnot log off tonight without sharing with you all my day

my favorite church sign ever was

"You've got knee mail"

I'll tell you, it took me about 2 blocks to finally get that, and then I laughed for a good minute. I just thought it was so creative and hey, grabbed MY attention.

Oh another one I liked went something like "Don't want to burn? Better get Son screen." Haha, that one was cute too

I love seeing stuff like that.

"As the French say, there are three sexes - men, women, and clergymen" - Sydney Smith (Lady Holland Memoir, 1855).

TB

I concur!

There are billboards getting attention in Arizona. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.

Below are some of "God's road signs". Enjoy.

Tell the kids I love them.
-God

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God

C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God

We need to talk.
-God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.
-God

I love you and you and you and you and...
-God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God

Follow me.
-God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God

My way IS the highway.
-God

Need directions?
-God

You think it's hot here?
-God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-God

Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God
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Don't make me come down there.
-God

Here's a nifty site that has come up with a few counter billboards, carrying their own special messages.

http://www.alabamaatheist.org/awareness/billboards.htm

My personal favorites:

"Have faith. Let go of the wheel and close your eyes - I will provide." - God

"The Devil made me do it!" - God

"I could prove my existence, but then nobody would get to go to hell." - God

"For I so loved the world that I sacrificed Myself to Myself to appease My own anger at My own creation." - God

HAHA James, those are great

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God[/b]

Oh nooooooooooooo, that's just plain mean.