the elusive nina

[jacobo]

for many years man has wondered what lay in wait for him in the urban cities of our america. there have been many speculations as to the behaviors of certain female creatures that inhabit these desolate places... well... i, jake 'adidas' ******, have spent several years learning to live and thrive with these creatures and i'm here to show you what i've learned from my travels. one of the most elusive of their kind is the nina or as she is know to the natives el diablo bonita (please excuse the natives, they only took two years of high school spanish). you see the nina is specially equipped for nocturnal life. this can be seen in her over-sized pupils. come sun down the nina finds herself getting antsy. she quickly forages through her cupboards and looks for a depressant to calm her quaking heart. she soon finds a beverage of sorts. in the picture below it seems that she has found a red bull and vodka. the alcohol sooths her mind and prepares her for her night time hunt. it has been speculated for years as to what the nina actually hunts for in her nighttime ventures... but through hours upon hours of observation this reporter is fairly certain that the nina is in search of an english boy with certain... 'imposing qualities.' if the nina finds a specimen that she feels will do she will immediately scream out her very distinct war cry of doom (seen here in text: YEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYE!!!!) then pounce on the unsuspecting male. after this... i'm very sorry to say... the man usually doesn't recover for several days. often times he is held up in bed for up to a week due to exhaustion and deep lacerations to his back and buttocks. after the nina has made her kill she'll retreat to the rice cake isle of her local super market. the end... for now... this reporter plans on returning to the field to learn more about this wonderous creature.

[Merck]

HAHAHA!! That should be published in National Geographic Urban edition.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by adidas after the nina has made her kill she'll retreat to the rice cake isle of her local super market. lmao jake! that's my favorite picture of nina ever

[Henfe]

Hahaha, omg! The last pic was amazing.

[nina]

Yes yes laugh at me for sleeping in the rice cake aisle at Meijers...everyone asks if I'm poor and homeless...yet no one notices my $150 Juicy jacket, $100 Pumas or the Fendi purse at the bottom of the screen. ;D YES! I have a place to live you bastages. And...uh...my eyes are always that dialated...................something.......er..... .... trails...off.......nocturnal.

[MSG]

Originally posted by adidas look at it upside-down and it makes sense

[MSG]

i bet you all just turned your heads upside-down or flipped it digitally

[Kaniaz]

I just imagined it upside down, actually.

[Fetish]

i was upside down before i read that.....dont ask

[nerve]

i imagined her in a tornado. GO TORNINA!!!

[nina]

omfg. O_O post that "tornina" pic wifey!!

[nerve]

LOOK AT HER GO!

[CatLover]

OMG hahahahaha lmao, that's funny rofl

[MSG]

and shes still sleeping?

[Henfe]

Haha, best topic ever!

[Fetish]

half of her body is missing 400 post ...yay?

[MSG]

Originally posted by Fetish 400 post ...yay? no, thats supposed to be in the smallest text possible and painted white so nobody sees it and you get personal satisfaction

[nina]

That picture compliments of Truthbearer. I love you CHEESE CREAM!!

[MSG]

Originally posted by Aquanina you CHEESE CREAM!! at first i didnt know what he was doing but then ugh its disgusting to watch lol

[Salmone]

LMAO thats funny as 1 thing though, what the hell were u doing sleeping with a load of crisps?

[Jammy]

hehe that tornado pic reminded me about that girl that is surfing around on the net.... the girl which was on a party, and with simple tools like cut and past she was set into thousands of other scenarios ... ahhhh what was here name again..

[Fetish]

FUCK YES her name was mosh girl wwe should do a DV verion of her with nina

[Jammy]

hehe mosh girl was it! Nina prepare to be mosh-girled

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Fetish her name was mosh girl wwe should do a DV verion of her with nina Open Season

[CatLover]

LMAO omg hahahaa How do you people come up with this? lmfao