Dream Misinterpretation - Game

DISCLAIMER: This thread is not intended to dismiss the plausibility of dream interpretation, nor is it intended to make fun of those who interpret dreams. This is merely meant as a fun forum game. If you are looking for a real dream interpretation, check out our Dream Interpretation subforum here: Dream Interpretation

So the goal of this game is to come up with the weirdest explanation for the previous poster's dream. Then, provide your own dream snippet (1-2 sentences) for the next person to "interpret". You can make up the dreams if you want, but it's more fun if you take scenes from actual dreams you've had. And as always, keep everything PG-13.

Example:

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Poster 1:
(Nov. 17, 2016) I'm at a birthday party, with this room-escape/scavenger-hunt game. One of the clues mentioned Dolly Parton, pointing to a slip of paper under a dolly (aka a hand truck).

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Poster 2:
The escape game at the birthday party means that you wish people would stop drawing attention to how old you are. The Dolly Parton means that you will soon get breast implants (most likely because you want to feel young again).

(Poster 2's dream)

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(Poster 3's interpretation)

etc.

Got it? Good. Let's go:

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(Nov. 15, 2016) I'm on a cross-country road trip with my high school graduating class, when we stop at a rest area in Arizona. I leave the bathroom to find a giant 20-foot long snake right outside the exit, and just barely dodge to avoid it.

The road trip represents that you are on the run from the fact that you wil never be a bumblebee. The 20 foot snake clearly represents your represed desire to smoke a cigar.

[November 19th 2016] A companion and I break into a cottage to steal a chest of magic gems in a game of dungeons and dragons. The whole town attacks us and I reluctantly have to fight all of them.

Your whole dream means that you should throw away all of your mother's jewellery, or else she will get attacked by jewel-obsessed nutjobs.

[Nov 22nd 2016] My family and I are in a tournament in space, jumping over giant ice blocks that are floating in lava. The lava then starts rising rapidly as I find a way up a climbable pipe.

Oh Spellbee I could kiss you right now!! :D :smitten: This idea is awesome!

:hrm::hrm:AstralMango, it appears that you will soon be about to enjoy a delicious ice-cold drink (with ice blocks in it), perhaps orange juice or strawberry juice and just when you're about to suck on the straw, you'll see a bunch of insects jumping around reaching for the straw. :nodyes::nodyes:

I had to go back a little to find something good..

2016 February 7th
"About a decade or so ago I had been with these (mushroom) people and I had a girlfriend but I did something stupid and got exiled (this is the story of the dream, this is just a memory, it didnt eggzshooly happen). I got exiled because I warned them of enemy troops (on their way to) attacking them. And it didnt happen"

You had a very telling dream about your health status. Your dream is trying to tell you that you have athlete's feet and you should take care of that. The exile is actually a manifestation of your shame. You intended to take care of your personal hygiene, you promised yourself you would, but it never happened. Ginsan, get your feet treated, and you will be free of shame!

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nov. 21st - I am sitting with a crowd of graduate students beside a medieval castle. I look down at a progression of religious figures each with a bigger and more fancy hat than the previous one. Someone points at my head and I realize I am wearing a complex crown cut out of plain white paper (the dome type). I amuse myself by squeezing it from both sides a few times.

The castle signifies strength, while the crown represents being dignified. You have a strong, dignified taste in flimsy, decorative paper headwear.

(Nov. 21, 2016) I discover that my friend Chad is Spiderman, but he's started to undergo the Venom transformation from Spiderman 3 and is already starting to act like a jerk. He jumps off a building, shoots a web and starts swinging, but at the bottom of his swing he hits a ton of construction barricades and is finally stopped by a head-on collision with a cement truck.

For the Spiderman and Venom part it's most likely that you're having difficulties deciding whether you should wear red or black underwear more often. The head-on-collision with Venom symbolizes the possibility that if you choose to wear black underwear it is possible that little accidents will start happening to you; like pouring juice into your cereal instead of milk.

We were at a library with my friend and there were a lot of books about horses, but then I got hungry. We then went to eat into a restaurant and then suddenly everyone started swinging around and laughing.

You often daydream about open fields of perception and disconnecting from society, though even in your fantasies the reality of mediocrity principle fills your soul with unnecessary burden, as you again become lost in translation.

I opened the front door of my home, with every step the world turned beneath my feet as and I walked in place. Time continued to flow, all the plant life, brick from neighboring homes deteriorated yet I never aged. New structures arose all around me, high pitch mechanical sounds stung my ears and the only recognizable thing I noticed was a strabismus cat from the old neighborhood who never trusted me enough to allow me to pet her.

The world turning as you walk means that deep down, you desire to turn the turntables and become a world-famous DJ. The cat symbolizes your love of seafood. And the mechanical sounds don't really mean anything - you probably just left your blender running all night again.

(Nov. 24, 2016) I'm working on a roof in a small neighborhood, when military Jeeps drive by, announcing to everyone of an impending biological weapon impact (missiles full of Ebola), and that we should all get indoors. I barely make it off the roof and indoors before half of the house is eaten away by the virus.

I used a true dream interpreter. There is no doubt that your dream signifies that in your obsessive attempt to master lucid dreaming, you have lost touch with your emotions and you are presently experiencing a dry spell or will soon.

Nov 24 - I am talking to a couple, sitting on a sand dune at a snow themed beach featuring polar bear spies. I am holding their baby. The baby loves Christmas only for the gifts he will receive. I am scared he will grow up to be a consumer.

Youre subconscious is telling you that you are afraid of sand dunes because giant worms are in the sand and you fear they might eat you. the snow themed polar bears signify your secret wish to be in the north pole instead. celebrating christmas with a baby. but you fear the baby will consume you when it's older

I haven't written comprehensive dreams lately, so i'll use one from distance memory

2012 - I am embracing a girl and smoothly rubbing my hands on a warm clothed body, the surroundings escape me if there is any, my fixation is on the sensation of another person. I move my hands towards her intimates before stopping myself for fear for going too fast.

Too please your ancestors and traditional ways, represented by the polar bears, you should spend all your money on a tropical beach before new years, this will help you form new goals.

sorry 3o8 missed ur post :-(

3o8
you are thinking of a having a sexchange, you are scared of the consequences.

Dream, Was joining an underwater school, the teacher was a giant jelly fish as big as all the ocean, the class i wanted to join was finding treasure.

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Originally Posted by oneironautics

3o8
you are thinking of a having a sexchange, you are scared of the consequences.

Dream, Was joining an underwater school, the teacher was a giant jelly fish as big as all the ocean, the class i wanted to join was finding treasure.

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How did you know :-0

You obviously have a fear of mermaids and you want someone big like big momma to protect you oh and you secretly want to be a pirate

Dreamscene cus i dont remember the whole: A silvermetal superhero female character carries me around with one firm grip in one arm and using it's other to mechanically rotate us both on the side of the bridge. Once we are over the bridge I am still being hold and yell to the past of this dream: I love youuuu ... and then I hear faintly: I lov u .. lol

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Originally Posted by Threeofeight

How did you know :-0

You obviously have a fear of mermaids and you want someone big like big momma to protect you oh and you secretly want to be a pirate

Dreamscene cus i dont remember the whole: A silvermetal superhero female character carries me around with one firm grip in one arm and using it's other to mechanically rotate us both on the side of the bridge. Once we are over the bridge I am still being hold and yell to the past of this dream: I love youuuu ... and then I hear faintly: I lov u .. lol

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You are scared of being rejected by the girl you love, your video game character. Also you think everyone around you is a robot. Clearly.

In my most recent dream I was being painted gray by the Simpsons and then I couldn't move. And a second later I was in the process of launching a bunch of nasa rockets with lots of other people at a NASA thing and then when landed on me and broke my leg.

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In my most recent dream I was being painted gray by the Simpsons and then I couldn't move. And a second later I was in the process of launching a bunch of nasa rockets with lots of other people at a NASA thing and then when landed on me and broke my leg.

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You have a secret crush on one of the members of the main Simpsons family, though you're not being honest with yourself about it. And your subconscious is telling you that you need to install a greater variety of mods in Kerbal Space Program.

I am conflicted about stealing boxes full of metal rods and sheets made of steel, aluminum, and copper. The characters from Halo:Reach then appeared to me and gave me advice on how to improve my study habits. The dream ended with me cutting my hair short, dying it blonde, then immediately regretting my decision.

You should invest in precious metals and use the revenue from that to start a video game company. Then, when your company reaches the pinnacle of popularity, you should change your identity, cut your hair and dye it, and flee the country, living in a small Amish community in southern Brazil.

(Nov. 29, 2016) I was watching a presidential debate between Donald Trump and Mitt Romney, but in order to be unbiased, they referred to themselves as "Candidate A" and "Candidate B". Also, Romney had a guitar and Trump had a bass (shaped like a folded stack of cash), and during commercial breaks they played various blues melodies.

This dream represents your sense of loss in the world where you are seperated from Mitt and Trump. The fact that they referred to themselves as candidate A and B means that you are obsessed with them but don't know who to choose for your secret fan fic of trump and mitt. The blues and stack of cash part means you'll probably end up in those sad info commercials where people create memes and poke fun at. Thus making your life miserable but inspiring you to play the blues where you'll later collect the money that you rightly deserve.


Last night I had a dream I was about to enter a haunted house in order to play the Luigi Mansions game cube game with my brothers but we ended up having ourselves changed back into little kids by a mystical being.

You're house is haunted. Leave immediately. One of you're brothers is a mystical being and wants to change you back to childhood.

What a cute profile picture btw

My dream's boring and half past fogotten : Where a little girl and some little guy are under my care and I let the girl run in front of me into a park and it gets all dark and it's a swamp and she's probably drowned the boy said something to the effects that I should have been more careful with this lil girl

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Originally Posted by Threeofeight

You're house is haunted. Leave immediately. One of you're brothers is a mystical being and wants to change you back to childhood.

What a cute profile picture btw

My dream's boring and half past fogotten : Where a little girl and some little guy are under my care and I let the girl run in front of me into a park and it gets all dark and it's a swamp and she's probably drowned the boy said something to the effects that I should have been more careful with this lil girl

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:) Thanks!
Also, I'll be sure to evacuate the house and call ghost busters. Hehe

The part where the park changed to a swamp symbolizes your desire to be one with nature. But you are becoming obsessed and this might result in you leaving your family and becoming one with the fishes.

The fact that your dream is missing means that you've experienced some kind of frontal lobe injury, and you'll never be able to dream again.

(Nov. 28, 2016) I'm trying to check into a fancy hotel, but my wallet is locked in my car, and Miss Piggy from The Muppets stole my car keys. I go through the hotel trying to find her, but the place is infested with giant boa constrictors, which lunge at me and bite me every few minutes.

Clearly, you believe that the businesspeople that run hotels are dirty corporate 'pigs' that take things from you that they are not entitled to. The snake imagery is your subconscious telling you that you that you should have been sorted into the Slytherin house.

I am on vacation in Japan. I ate rhino sushi, saw tugboats fishing crashed aircraft out of the bay, met with monks who turned out to be high school girls, and defeated a giant man-eating hamburger and doughnut pair.

You secretly wish to be a mangaka who writes about the adventures of Teenage Monkish Ninja Girls. You also have found insight into the truth behind the Bermuda Triangle, humanity's addiction to fatty foods.

Two groups of barbaric warriors (large men with prominent muscles) charge towards each other carrying barricades made of wooden logs. Reaching within 10 feet of each other, both groups stop, securing their barricades to the ground with large stakes, and proceed to hurl small stones back and forth accompanied by appropriate levels shouting.

You desire to enjoy the fun of snowball fights (building forts and throwing snowballs), but regret living in a tropical climate where the closest reality to that is a bunch of big sweaty guys throwing rocks from behind wood fences.

(Dec. 20, 2016) My high school choir and I have traveled to Germany, and I'm accompanying on the piano at a Christmas musical we're putting on in a large concert hall. Our final number is a Christmas-themed version of "Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan.

You're in germany because you are trying to escape as far way as possible from ur family that you will have to meet this christmas. At the same time you have high aspirations for your choir to help make you fameous in germany asap so you can escape but you're inernal song lyrics signify that you secretly want to be the drummer in a pink floyd gig. Good luck with that. You have some issues.

Dex 23th 2016 6:11 GMT+1 : I am playing online game Heroes of Newerth. A dutch crime reporter Peter R. De Vries whose fameous is on my team. The whole team talks a lot in voice-chat. I am talking to Peter R de vries and I talk in mic to say something to my team, A guy in team asks me a question. too shy to talk in mic again I type a smiley face and answer the question. He types the words ; And.. he's happy. I adore you... then Peter R. De Vries starts saying at the end of the game that he's afraid he's doing alright. And insecure and thinks that his voice doesn't sound nice.. I tell him his voice is beautiful

Your desire for belonging isn't confined to arguments with a mirror, and the rejection of gravity. Your dream suggests you long to be confronted by a perfect stranger, one whom you've only read about, to hold your hand as the world crumbles. Might I suggest giving a homeless person a bar of soap?

I run naked through a local mall screaming at the top of my lungs, "Where is the arcade?! Where is the arcade?!" when from the corner on my eye a tiny dot, green in color, speaks in a low tone answering, "Why the charade? Why the charade?".

Your dream is talking about the difficulty you've had adapting to the new culture you've found yourself in, and how you have a subconscious desire to play Galaga that you are not fulfilling.

Anthrophromorphic versions of my cats were doing helium shots that caused all three of them to develop gigantic pink veiny stomachs. Then Susie Derkins from Calvin and Hobbes appeared and informed me that she was making a movie about Aliens attacking while a Zombie Apocalypse occurred and said that the movie would be good because people had made both those kinds of movies but never one that had both zombies and aliens.

Your time spent in the kitchen has shown that not only can strange shaped fruit and vegetables hold hidden meaning, but trying to explain them to family members is even more ridiculous, especially considering these same family members talk to their pets as if they are indeed human. This causes you not pain or anxiety, but rather an intense desire to apologize to inanimate objects when someone catches you thinking out loud. Classic sign of neurosis, and I highly suggest you get a colonoscopy asap.

Wake up, still in my dream, walk to the bathroom and piss in the sink. Then, I take a square of TP and place it gently on a single drop of urine that splashed out next to my toothbrush. I take that piece of TP and place it in my mouth, look into the mirror and whisper, "I still can't believe Affleck is the new Batman".

Clearly, you are questioning wether or not Batman can 'go' in his suit. After all, he's supposed to have everything in his utility belt. You are now subconsciously considering becoming a supervillian and inventing a lemonade ray that will fill superheroes' bladders and you can take over the world while they're in the bathroom.

I witness a giant oak and willow tree with humanoid anatomy 'doing the deed'. The oak tree makes a pun about his 'wood'. I become lucid when I see the planet Saturn in the sky and use my dream control to clean up litter.

You want to buy a new oak coffee table, as everyone knows oak is the sexiest of all the wood types. Saturn means you like it and you shoulda put a ring on it. The litter means you're bitter about being a quitter of using glitter on your babysitter.

I drop my phone in the middle of a grocery store, and some fat lady steps on it accidentally. Luckily, it's fine, but then I drop my smartwatch, and the same lady steps on it again and breaks the screen.

Clearly you need to abandon your current pursuits and invest all your time in hybridizing the durability of an old Nokia phone with the utility of a fitbit, and marketing it with a campaign similar to the GoPro.

"You won't survive the crash when the parachute on your wingsuit fails to open, but your FitKia will."

I dreamed two nights in a row I was at a submerged amusement park and had gotten a job delivering pizzas to party boats filled with bikini-clad women via Jetski. On the first night got chased by a gigantic serpentine poodle with several sets of legs and got in trouble for splashing cold water over its eyes in an attempt to distract it. In the second nights dream it was nighttime and there were bioluminescent microbes in the water and I was trying to beat my highscore in Tetris on my phone.

You clearly feel oppressed and unamused by your current job. It's time for a career change as a pizza delivery man, which will turn your suffocating life into a party.
The poodle meaning is obvious. It looks like an evil spidery snake because poodles can't be trusted. Ever.
You feel trapped and unable to beat your high score on Tetris. There is only a glimmer of hope.

People are playing games on an outdoor ice rink. Peanut butter is involved. I give someone a thumbs up because they’re doing a good job. Then they fall.

This dream signifies to me that in a previous life, you were a labrador retriever who died from a severe peanut allergy after your owner (a former ice hockey star for the Pittsburgh Penguins) thought it would be funny to put peanut butter on the roof of your mouth. However, you have been reincarnated as a human, and the thing you appreciate the most about your new life is your opposable thumbs.

I'm filming a movie about how I, a secret undercover agent, manage to infiltrate a ring of medieval wizards and learn their spells in order to eventually arrest them for illicit drug possession.

Perceived inadequacy plagues your waking life, insofar as arguing with friends and even strangers online about the most tribal BS. Assuming you're always right, as you've obviously dedicated your life to the ancient Sophists in the land of flowers...it seems the only intellectual argument worth a damn, is one with yourself.

Sitting on the back porch I notice front gate to my fence has been blown away by strong winds the previous night. A neighbor asks, "Where's your gate gotten off to?" I reply, "Did you slowly poison your husband, and is that the reason he doesn't bitch at me anymore for jogging around the neighborhood naked?"

The gate signifies that you want to open yourself up to others, but you're afraid that they'll be blown away (literally) by your horrible night-time gas. You're also self-conscious about your body, though you're trying your best to get fit even if it means jogging around the neighborhood naked.

(May 16, 2017) Satan attacks a work luncheon, but I manage to take his sword and kill him with it. However, due to some supernatural law, I have to become the new Satan because I killed him. I'm given powers like flight and telekinesis, and I have an army of demons at my command, but I decide to just be a chill devil and tell them all to take the day off. The work luncheon continues, and during a meet-and-greet I introduce myself as "the new dark lord". (See "The Satan Clause" in theaters this Halloween, starring Tim Allen)