Most embarrassing moments of your life?

[Barry]

Explain the most embarrasing moments of your life, I'll start off. I was about 9-10 and their was a meeting with the teachers in the library at my primary school, and I had forgotten this was happening. So I ran towards the library and barged into the library doors while signing as load as I can and I just froze as I saw all the teachers staring at me, I stood there for a few really awkward seconds, I took a few steps back and went back out of the library

[Somniloquist]

That sounds like something out of a comedy Speaking of embarrassing singing moments, when I was about 10 there was a time when I thought I was alone and I was singing the Sailor Moon theme song in the shower. When I walked out of the bathroom, my brother and his girlfriend were playing Nintendo in the room and she said "thanks, now I know all the lyrics to Sailor Moon". She wasn't mean about it but it was still really embarrassing. There was also a time in grade 11 French class when we had to write a short story, so I wrote a piece of crap and then the teacher told us we would have to present it to the class. So I had this confusing garbage to present, in French, and we weren't allowed to have any notes in front of us, and I get horribly nervous in presentations to begin with... and I just froze multiple times and made no sense whatsoever. And that was actually on the second attempt at presenting. I was supposed to do it the day before, but I was so scared I ended up getting sick and crying. I'm pretty sure everyone in the class thought I was faking it just to get out of the presentation.

[Meeps]

@Barry: That doesn't sound really embarrassing + you were 9/10, could you even be embarrassed at that time? The first thing that comes to mind was when I was 14 and on a trip in Mexico. A piece of my skirt got stuck in my underpants at the back when I returned from the toilet and I hadn't noticed (Mexico.. It's warm there..). My sister told me after like 5 minutes, which is an eternity when you're walking on a busy square with your behind half exposed!

[nito89]

I think the most embarrassing thing I've ever done was a couple of years ago. I ran through the square in my city centre (constantly populated with people). I was worried i was going to miss my bus so i was sprinting, anyway i get right into the centre of the square, trip up SPECTACULARLY, fly through the air and land on my face. SO many people were laughing, even i started laughing, it must of been funny. All i could do was get up, bow, and sprint off again with a face like a tomato!

[Arch]

This will make you laugh it's that retarded.... When I was about 7 I was playing with a small stone and rolling it in and out of me ear.......yeah you read that right. Then it didn't come out, hai nurse with the tweezers.

[Solarflare]

When my mom caught me masturbating.

[Zhaylin]

When I was about 5 years old, the older brother of a friend caught my schoolmate and me playing "house". I ran to the closet and hid when we heard him coming, but the door had slits in it and I saw him wink and his little bro. Then I was about 7 years and I was playing house in the closet of a neighbor with the older brother (couple years older than me). He undid the top button of my shirt and for some reason, I rushed out of the house but one of his parents noticed my button and I swore I'd never show my face there again. And then that brother had the nerve to ask me to play house with his baby brother (5 or 6 years old). I was SO mad and embarrassed even though I didn't really understand everything that was going on. When I was about 15, my boyfriend talked me into oral sex then he dumped me the next day. and embarrassed. It's amazing I didn't actually have sex until I was almost 17 years old lol When I was about 18 years old, my mom walked in on me preforming oral sex on my hubby. Now THAT was embarrassing lol

[mcwillis]

My mum caught me having a wank. Couple of years later took mum and dad breakfast in bed but my mum was having his penis for breakfast instead.

[mooseantlers]

performing oral sex That wording always makes me lul Also, my DAD caught me cranking it >.<

[DeletePlease]

I was listening to my iPod in class a week or two ago and since it's one these old 3rd gen Shuffles... ... I have to use the buttons on the headphones to change the song, rewind, forward, etc. So I was sitting there cycling through my songs for like a minute or two and then I think I heard one of the girls behind me say something like "I think he's listening" and then go quiet. It probably did look I was eavesdropping, especially when I started constantly rewinding and repeating a certain verse in a song, it probably looked like I had just hit pause so I could hear what they were saying. >_> And then in philosophy class, just thi passed Tuesday, I came into class late and tried to get to my desk by walking passed (behind) my teacher. He told me to come in from the back door next time I'm late (apparently there were a few others that came in late before me so he was fairly annoyed. And instead of nodding in acknowledgement and saying "Ok" I just looked at him with this blank look on my face (I was pretty high). Then he told me to get to my desk by going another way, instead of trying to go behind him while he's giving a lecture. I don't think I even said anything after that, I just looked up at him and then went around to my desk. It wasn't anything major or even rude, but I probably looked like a fucking idiot... I usually smoke an hour or two before class, that way I've sobered up enough to be able to concentrate on my studies (and the bud helps me become totally fixated with whatever task I have on hand), but I guess lost track of time and I ended up smoking a mere 10 minutes before going to class. <_<

[Meeps]

When I was about 5 years old, the older brother of a friend caught my schoolmate and me playing "house". I ran to the closet and hid when we heard him coming, but the door had slits in it and I saw him wink and his little bro. Then I was about 7 years and I was playing house in the closet of a neighbor with the older brother (couple years older than me). He undid the top button of my shirt and for some reason, I rushed out of the house but one of his parents noticed my button and I swore I'd never show my face there again. And then that brother had the nerve to ask me to play house with his baby brother (5 or 6 years old). I was SO mad and embarrassed even though I didn't really understand everything that was going on. When I was about 15, my boyfriend talked me into oral sex then he dumped me the next day. and embarrassed. It's amazing I didn't actually have sex until I was almost 17 years old lol When I was about 18 years old, my mom walked in on me preforming oral sex on my hubby. Now THAT was embarrassing lol We've got a winner!!

[Zhaylin]

:rofl: "Blow job" is such a crass term IMO. Yeah, leave it to me to be all prim and proper with stories as I just shared

[Linkzelda]

I'm definitely not going to leave this thread innocent now.

[Alyzarin]

I guess I'm lucky to have avoided anything TOO embarrassing, but I think this one is at least a little up there. When I was in... I want to say, sixth grade? I was walking to school and there were a couple other groups of kids walking too (a few girls and a couple boys) and I was really zoned out, and I walked headfirst into one of those diamond-shaped street crossing signs. It didn't even hurt, I just snapped out of my trance as my head bounced off of it with a really loud dong sound and I was disoriented for a second. I just kept walking and laughed with everyone else, it was a pretty stupid thing to do.

[tommo]

:rofl: "Blow job" is such a crass term IMO. Yeah, leave it to me to be all prim and proper with stories as I just shared I thought the funny part of the phrase was "performing". Um, yeah.... obligatory family members catching me masturbating (mum, dad, AND sister........) Also one time in primary school, my mum was always late to pick us up, and this time there was a girl there that I thought was quite attractive. My brother was swinging on the bars above the shelter and I decided to dack him, to.... impress the girl, somehow. She laughed though. But then I decided to swing on the bar too later on and my brother dacked me, undies and all. My penis was almost directly in line with her face, around a metre away.

[mooseantlers]

"performing". Bingo

[Zhaylin]

Really lol. How else would you say it (without sounding crass)? Those are some really horrible stories lol Now, I think we know way more about each other than we ever hoped to

[tropicalbreeze]

getting my ass kicked in front of the school. how embarrassing it was to walk in that building again.

[Somniloquist]

Reading Gavingill's story about class reminded me of something I did in a religion class one time. I missed a day so I had to borrow the notes from someone. I didn't know anyone in the class, so I just asked a girl sitting behind me if I could borrow hers and I'd get her back to them the next day, and she said fine. I took them home, and then realized I hadn't gotten a very good look at her face and couldn't remember what she looked like, and didn't have her name or anything... so I just hoped I would recognize her when I saw her again the next day... but I didn't. Maybe my memory is just super crappy or maybe she dropped the class. I felt pretty stupid and was too nervous to ask anyone, so I just decided to be a socially awkward penguin and do nothing about it... and I never saw her again. Or did I? She could have been there the whole time and I had no idea.

[tommo]

I was reminded by links random picture of a girl, of a very embarrassing moment. Year 7; first year of high school. We went on a camp and I had this disposable camera. After the camp I hadn't used all of the film, and I was sitting there waiting to be picked up and I decided to snap a picture of my crush, discretely. I was just "casually" moving the camera around in my hands, winding it up etc. and I "absent mindedly" lined it up so it would get her in the frame. I was sure it was just going to go unnoticed. But alas.... *FLASH* The brightest, most alerting camera flash you could imagine. She squinted a bit and turned around, luckily my friend was there and he was like "HAHAHA, you took a picture of a car!" I still, to this day, do not know if he was covering for me or he thought I did take a picture accidentally of the car passing by. Another time, probably WAY up there on my list of embarrassing moments was in Biology. I suddenly realise I've probably said this before in another similar thread.... I was thinking about fucking this girl in my class. I suddenly realise she is turning around in her seat and looking at me. I think to myself "Fuck! no.... please.... please, don't come over here...." She gets up and walks over "FUCK!". She sits down next to me, I'm thinking "There's no way she can know what I'm thinking, it's okay, don't get embarrassed" My face goes slightly red, I try not to focus on it, but it's almost impossible. She tells me I'm cute.... BOOM every ounce of blood in my body rushes to my face. I look down to somehow try and conceal it, pretending I'm more interested in my work than I was in her, and I kind of was in a way. But at that moment I couldn't focus on it properly. She asks if I know her name and I said "yes". She said what is it? And I said her name. And she goes "awwwwww.... that's adorable!". Since I never talked to anyone, EVERYONE in the class was fucking looking at me. They then proceeded to tell me just how red my face was. FUCK YOU, CLASS. FUCK. YOU.

[SpaceCowboyDave]

Just recently, getting on the wrong shuttle bus, sitting in the back and having to take the "walk of shame" back out and to the correct bus.

[SpaceCowboyDave]

I was reminded by links random picture of a girl, of a very embarrassing moment. Year 7; first year of high school. We went on a camp and I had this disposable camera. After the camp I hadn't used all of the film, and I was sitting there waiting to be picked up and I decided to snap a picture of my crush, discretely. I was just "casually" moving the camera around in my hands, winding it up etc. and I "absent mindedly" lined it up so it would get her in the frame. I was sure it was just going to go unnoticed. But alas.... *FLASH* The brightest, most alerting camera flash you could imagine. She squinted a bit and turned around, luckily my friend was there and he was like "HAHAHA, you took a picture of a car!" I still, to this day, do not know if he was covering for me or he thought I did take a picture accidentally of the car passing by. Another time, probably WAY up there on my list of embarrassing moments was in Biology. I suddenly realise I've probably said this before in another similar thread.... I was thinking about fucking this girl in my class. I suddenly realise she is turning around in her seat and looking at me. I think to myself "Fuck! no.... please.... please, don't come over here...." She gets up and walks over "FUCK!". She sits down next to me, I'm thinking "There's no way she can know what I'm thinking, it's okay, don't get embarrassed" My face goes slightly red, I try not to focus on it, but it's almost impossible. She tells me I'm cute.... BOOM every ounce of blood in my body rushes to my face. I look down to somehow try and conceal it, pretending I'm more interested in my work than I was in her, and I kind of was in a way. But at that moment I couldn't focus on it properly. She asks if I know her name and I said "yes". She said what is it? And I said her name. And she goes "awwwwww.... that's adorable!". Since I never talked to anyone, EVERYONE in the class was fucking looking at me. They then proceeded to tell me just how red my face was. FUCK YOU, CLASS. FUCK. YOU. You got lucky as hell in story #1, got screwed in story #2. Karma?

[mooseantlers]

Really lol. How else would you say it (without sounding crass)? We were having oral sex. I was giving him oral sex.

[BlakeE45]

When my mom caught me masturbating. Likewise. Although the "embarrassment-level" seems to decline with repeated catchings. For some reason it was worse when my Dad caught me.

[Meeps]

I was reminded by links random picture of a girl, of a very embarrassing moment. Year 7; first year of high school. We went on a camp and I had this disposable camera. After the camp I hadn't used all of the film, and I was sitting there waiting to be picked up and I decided to snap a picture of my crush, discretely. I was just "casually" moving the camera around in my hands, winding it up etc. and I "absent mindedly" lined it up so it would get her in the frame. I was sure it was just going to go unnoticed. But alas.... *FLASH* The brightest, most alerting camera flash you could imagine. She squinted a bit and turned around, luckily my friend was there and he was like "HAHAHA, you took a picture of a car!" I still, to this day, do not know if he was covering for me or he thought I did take a picture accidentally of the car passing by. Another time, probably WAY up there on my list of embarrassing moments was in Biology. I suddenly realise I've probably said this before in another similar thread.... I was thinking about fucking this girl in my class. I suddenly realise she is turning around in her seat and looking at me. I think to myself "Fuck! no.... please.... please, don't come over here...." She gets up and walks over "FUCK!". She sits down next to me, I'm thinking "There's no way she can know what I'm thinking, it's okay, don't get embarrassed" My face goes slightly red, I try not to focus on it, but it's almost impossible. She tells me I'm cute.... BOOM every ounce of blood in my body rushes to my face. I look down to somehow try and conceal it, pretending I'm more interested in my work than I was in her, and I kind of was in a way. But at that moment I couldn't focus on it properly. She asks if I know her name and I said "yes". She said what is it? And I said her name. And she goes "awwwwww.... that's adorable!". Since I never talked to anyone, EVERYONE in the class was fucking looking at me. They then proceeded to tell me just how red my face was. FUCK YOU, CLASS. FUCK. YOU. Guys who blush ARE really cute ! And the photo thing .. You could have used your friend. That's how we used to do it when my friends and I spotted a hot guy. A friend has to pose in front of him, I pretend to take a pic of her but then zoom in on the guy. Hahaha. Just telling this to everyone here might count as an embarrassing moment Oh I just thought of one.. I was at a scouting trip some time back and we went to.. can't remember where it was but anyway, we stayed in a cabin in a forest. The forest was really creepy actually there were like crosses near our cabin which gave it a kind of blair witch project vibe. So a friend and I decided at night to go walk there, of course, for the kicks of it. We sat down somewhere and he put his arm around me and he said (which was kind of strange): "Ouh, my hand is near your breasts right now." and I reply:"but no, they're here!" taking his hand and I put it on my breast, not really thinking.. And then he told everyone about it!