Thread: Who came up with this?

someone who really likes cats.

www.bonsaikitten.com

Sick.... just... SICK!!! I don't really like cats, in fact I don't mind throwing stuff at the ones that crap all over my backyard and knock over my trash cans (I only throw stuff at cats that bother me... if I see a cat that doesn't mean I will hurt it) especially since they are my neighboor's cats, not mine. But that bonsai kitten thing is just plain cruel...

yeah i don't like cats... but that's just f*cked up.

I'm pretty sure the whole bonsai kittens thing was just a joke site. It got so many complaints that the owner revealed that the whole thing was a fake.

Hey, the bonsaikitten site is still there!!!

I remember going there years ago! Yes, it was a spoof and generated a lot of noise from the animal rights groups!

It's still not very nice.

hehe, a baby...

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Hehehe bonsaikitten is cool, its just a fake so dont worry, lmao.
Well, its not really nice that they did stuff those cats in those jars for a few minutes

I tried calling the number on the top of the page using ip-relay and it just rang...

Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
Food & Water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!
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Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! [/b]

You know what?


















I like pot noodles.

I have a cat, and I like cats... but... no. Thats just dumb and a waste of time.

-giggles insanely-

Originally posted by dougdrums

Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
Food & Water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!

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i did something similar to this to someone i didnt like one time....i think there still in those jars.....

i really dun like that site, cause ppl re stupid, and they're gonna think its real and try it...regardless of whether or not the site is real or not