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Thread: Which are cuter?
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02-23-2006 03:27 AM #26OH MY GOD SHUT UP ALL YOU CAT HATERS!!!!!!!!! I can' t stand this. I'm not watching this thread anymore!Originally posted by Ynot
cats are evil, sadistic bastards who feign cuteness for survival reasons
after puncturing your testicles with those claws
leaving dead birds in your washing basket
and shitting behind the tele
cuteness is the only defense they've got
dogs are man's best friend
cats have their own agenda going on
if a cat is being friendly, he is either cold or hungry
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02-23-2006 04:46 AM #27Crazy Cat Lady
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02-23-2006 01:28 PM #28Delicous sandwich
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Cats don't smell, because they are able to keep themselves clean.
Cats don't need humans to take them for walks, seeing as they are able to find their way home.
When cats lick you, you're not immediately soaked and don't smell bad.
Lets see... cats don't hump random things like the rug in a basket or peoples' legs.
And besides.
"It (The kitten) never feels the necessity to do anything to justify its existence; it does not want to be a Good Citizen; it has never heard of Service. It knows that it is beautiful and delightful, and it considers that a sufficient contribution to the general good."
--Robertson Davies, The Diary of Samuel Marchbanks
The kitten is right.
A dream
is a reality that others cannot see.
Reality
is a dream you share with others.
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02-23-2006 02:44 PM #29Member
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The only good cat is a free cat.
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02-23-2006 03:06 PM #30Professional Nose-Booper Achievements:
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I got your free cat right here
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02-23-2006 03:43 PM #31Member
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And I'm willing to wager that it hasn't been spayed either.Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I got your free cat right here
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02-24-2006 06:12 AM #32Member
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It would be my honor.Originally posted by burns91
That's an awesome quote! *
*I hope you don't mind if I use it!
And if you want to blame cats for their superiority, it was humans that made them that way. The Egyptians revered them as gods, so who would want to go back after the royal treatment? The best the bush-people of the jungle could give their dogs was an extra squirrel bone, and they've remained just as happy. So let's not blame our pets for their faults. We have only our... ancestors to blame
"If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
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02-24-2006 10:20 AM #33Member Achievements:
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i bet Dean does too...Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
DOGS
POO
EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE
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