Was talking to my wife and something on TV was going on about sending online e-cards. I looked over at her and said "Oh yeah, I've sent some of those before". |
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The thread about quiet people has gotten me thinking about saying stupid things, which in turn gave me the idea to start a thread on that very same subject. |
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A dream
is a reality that others cannot see.
Reality
is a dream you share with others.
Was talking to my wife and something on TV was going on about sending online e-cards. I looked over at her and said "Oh yeah, I've sent some of those before". |
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you must be the change you wish to see in the world...
-gandhi
This was about 5 years ago when I was living with 4 girls in a townhouse during college. |
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"Yeah sure everyone mastrubates". |
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“What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume
that's hilarious burns91...i would have hid in my room until the next day too. |
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“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” (or better yet: three...)
George Bernard Shaw
No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world. I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker. - Mikhail Bakunin
Mine is painful and embarassing. I still cringe. |
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^ ^ ^ Ouch, that's bad. |
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Ooo, ok I thought of something. But it wasn't exactly that I said something, but more of a reaction. Still pretty shitty. |
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LOL oh god I just remembered... I was on a double date and the other girl was really really short and for some reason unknown to me, I asked to the group, "So how short do you have to be, to be a legal midget?" Man was she offended! That was the most awkward moment EVER. She wasn’t my date so I didn’t really care, though I still felt like an ass. |
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About eight years ago, I was pulled over after leaving a bar one night. I had my ex girlfriend and my best friend in the car with me and they were both sloshed. I had had a couple of drinks, but nothing too impairing. |
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Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
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Wayne
Mynd you, mřřse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
I said "fornicate" once when I meant "allocate" |
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“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” (or better yet: three...)
George Bernard Shaw
No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world. I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker. - Mikhail Bakunin
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Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
My pics
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A dream
is a reality that others cannot see.
Reality
is a dream you share with others.
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Nice story asher |
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“What a peculiar privilege has this little agitation of the brain which we call 'thought'” -Hume
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I've said so many stupid things it's hard to pick just one. |
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Dissing a gang member's favorite rapper. No further details. I was just happy I had my car with me. |
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naturals are what we call people who did all the right things accidentally
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i'm glad the story made y'all laugh... |
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“If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” (or better yet: three...)
George Bernard Shaw
No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world. I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker. - Mikhail Bakunin
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