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      I'm a new neo-nazi. White Power!

      My girlfriend converted me yesterday... and now I'm a new neo-nazi. Emily drove up to our house after working in the veterinarian office, wearing her white doctor suit and blue jeans. I just got home from Pep Boys minutes before. Emily and I were sitting on my bed after work, watching Fox News, talking about the brilliant genius scientific accomplishments of the White Race, and the Germans in particular, and she said if I were any kind of man I'd be a neo- nazi, the Elite of the White Race.

      Therefore, I said yes, and finally gave in. I'm now a new neo-nazi and have joined the National Socialist movement. She called me a good boy, and gave me one of her big NS flags and White Power flags that she had in her backpack from college (she both works and goes to college), and she hanged the big NS flag up above my bed, near my WWE divas and WWE posters. She said that it looks beautiful and I look even better.

      She then playfully pushed me onto my bed, I landed back first on the bed, looking right toward the NS flag, and she jumped on top me, bouncing up and down big time while kissing me, saying White Power outloud (loudly), kissing me more, ect, unziping my pants, ect, like she was trying to make babies with me or something. My grandpa who is a Christian preacher, and talking at my parents' house at the time, was reading the Christian Bible at our house, walked into my room at the time, and saw it all in shock. He said "Oh my God!", saw the big NS flag in my room, and thought we were having sex on the bed. We both heard him, so Emily quickly got off me and layed down next to me on the bed. I told my grandpa standing at the door how this is all just a big misunderstanding, how I'm not a nazi, how she wanted it, ect.

      My parents' told me later that day, that grandpa saw everything and told them and all the neighbors about it. My grandpa told everyone how Ryan is dating nazi girls now, and not Christian girls anymore like God wants. And how I'll burn in Hell for not becoming a Christian preacher. I had to call up my grandpa later that day and explain to him that what he saw, wasn't what it looked like, ect. How I'm still a Christian and with the Lord, ect. I talked to him for hours about it. My grandpa didn't believe it, and said that God no longer see's me as an Angel, and how I might not get into Heaven now. Unbelievable.

      WHITE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

      -Ryan

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      Hopefully this thread will win the record for the fastest locked on DV.
      Hide the kids...Uncle ITM is back!
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      Seriously, is your goal to have every topic you start immediately locked down?

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      Perhaps he is an undercover agent sent by icedawg to see how fast the DV staff react to crappy posts

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      hopefully this thread gets locked faster than you ejaculate to posters of triple h.

      oh wait, too late...


      “If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.” (or better yet: three...)
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      No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world. I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker. - Mikhail Bakunin

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      Wow. America has bred another ignoramus. I can't believe you let her buffallo you into that one....Or maybe I can. How intelligent an action. I hope this gets locked.
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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      Sadly, not fast enough I suppose.

      We'll have nothing to do with this.
      Everybody is equal.
      Locked.
      "You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."
      ~Buddha

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      Thank you Lucius.

      Ryan, What how is there even a remote connection to this and lucid dreaming? I know you posted this in the lounge, but dang man! Show a little restraint, I have people calling for your head on a platter.

      If you truly enjoy creating posts only to anger people then I suggest you find a new forum, Dream Views is not the place for you.
      you must be the change you wish to see in the world...
      -gandhi

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