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      Pee yee, Pee yee

      http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html

      Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
      Man Previously Convicted Of Rape

      UPDATED: 10:04 am EST February 27, 2006

      COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

      Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

      Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

      "He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

      Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

      Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

      "Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

      According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

      "He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

      Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

      A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

      Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

      Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

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      Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom. *

      "He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said. [/b]
      At least he doesn't drink it straight from the tap.

      Hey, wait a minute...what part of Ohio is Joe from again?
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      OMG - it makes me gag just reading it. I'm surprised I didn't hear about that on the local news (I live about 30 miles north of Detroit). Frickin' sicko.

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      cmon, there are worse things to be obsessed with--who are we to judge in what form divinity should choose to appear?
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      that is f**ked up, but i don't see why they arrested him. he didn't hurt anybody, or touch the boys, or peep on them or anything.

      he just caught their urine in a container and drank their golden nectar of youth to acheive a spiritual high pretty sick, but completely harmelss to everyone else.

      i mean, if he toured public toilets looking for floaters and scooped them out with his tongue, what's the difference? *laughs hysterically* i just got a mental picture of that....some balding man with a mustache licking his lips, saying "num num", and flicking his tongue like a lizard, hahahahaaah.


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      oh, this also reminds me of story that rivals the peedrinker.

      at a campground in BC (the province where i live) a few years back, some guy got arrested. for what, you may ask?

      he dressed up in scuba gear, including a mask, and waited in the bottow of an outhouse toilet, submersed in piss and shit, so that he could see, but couldn't be seen. then he'd watch people do their business and *coughs* enjoy himself...

      well, it turns out someone did see him, and promptly alerted authorities...


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      OK, enough of these stories...if you guys are trying to turn me on, it worked.
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      Wow. I am not sure if I am supposed to be amazed or disgusted....Or both.
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      What crime was he arrested for? Looking at the kid? Shutting off the water?
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      I swear I read the headline as "Policeman hides in bathrooms; drinks boys urine."

      Though I guess it's no less disgusting, no matter who's doing it.
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      Originally posted by mongreloctopus
      cmon, there are worse things to be obsessed with--who are we to judge in what form divinity should choose to appear?
      i hope that was sarcasm.

      some find divinity is walking onto a bus and blowing themselves up... who are we to be concerned with that?

      this man is sick and should be removed from society. either with a cell or with a bullet... i don't mind which.

      i wish i hadn't read that.
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      Originally posted by adidas


      this man is sick and should be removed from society. either with a cell or with a bullet... i don't mind which.
      What do you mean a cell?
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      Originally posted by halfasked1


      What do you mean a cell?
      Jail Cell.

      And that article gave me the willies last night as I went to bed...
      And I thought it was disgusting enough I would eat anything when I was 1 1/2 (from poisonous berries and chemicals, to dog & rabbit poo, and even the rottonist food), but now, I barely eat anything.
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      this made me think...has anyone else tried urine before?

      when i was about 5 i tried it. peed in a pepsi can and took a big swig. pretty vile stuff (it was the deep yellow variety, not the refreshing clear kind)


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      dude you're lying

      OH i heard that about boy scouts or something "Drink your pee when you're lost in the desert"

      and that was the last badge you could earn, because you died of urea-intoxication

      but saw lots of pretty colored lights first

      damn i'm buzzed right now

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      Urine of a healthy person is sterile... Unless you drink loads of it and nothing else you'll be fine. Some people even drink their urine as part of what they call urine therapy. It's gross and IMHO stupid, but a good example .

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      white spirit is also sterile

      drink that ?!?!
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      that's why I said urine-intoxication

      an intoxication is a poisoning by a drug or toxic substance, not an infection from bacteria

      urea is toxic, it is comprised of waste that the blood has removed from every cell in your body, which is then expelled

      to drink urine is to drink purified poison (+ some water) that your body just spent alot of energy trying to remove from itself, and the fact that it's sterile basically means that not even bacteria can survive in it, doesn't mean it's good for you

      you'd almost be better off eating poo...while it's loaded with bacteria, at least the acids in your stomach would break most of it down....the rest of it is just undigested food and dead red blood cells=harmless

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      To the tune of "We Three Kings"

      We drink pee we catch in a mug
      down the hatch, and don't even chug
      And for a treat on Sat'days
      We make our own latte's
      With the help of a penal tug
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      Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
      that's why I said urine-intoxication

      an intoxication is a poisoning by a drug or toxic substance, not an infection from bacteria

      urea is toxic, it is comprised of waste that the blood has removed from every cell in your body, which is then expelled
      But urine is not toxic enough to kill or even seriously harm you, in fact, you'll sooner die from kidney troubles (too much salt and other minerals) if you drink too much of it rather than from intoxication.

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      Originally posted by Ynot
      To the tune of "We Three Kings"

      We drink pee we catch in a mug
      down the hatch, and don't even chug
      And for a treat on Sat'days
      We make our own latte's
      With the help of a penal tug
      Ooooohhhh, Urine trouble, it's gone awry
      Stiff upper lip, you cannot cry
      But woe betide thee
      You're out on Friday
      And the next round of drinks is yours to supply


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      Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
      HAHA
      I'm not going to argue, do some search and see for yourself. And you'd definitely not be better off eating poo, as you said it's loaded with bacteria and they are much bigger problem than disputable toxicity of urine.

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