Wow, I had the wierdest dream ever and I laughed with RedStar for like an hour about it. It wasn't lucid or anything, but it was hillarious:
Me and my friend were on a bus sitting beside one another. There was a georgous black woman sitting in front of us and I said "Wow! Isnt she amazing?!" And my friend asked who, so I pointed her out saying " the black woman in front of us." The instant I said "black woman" Everybody on the bus started freaking out on me and calling me a racist, it was hillarious although I was super scared. I pulled the dinger thing on the bus cause I was right near my house, but the bus driver kept on going. We stopped off at McDonalds and there was a big group of people there. The bus driver got off and started talking to the crowd. He was saying " There's a racist on that bus!! Get him!!" So I ran. and somehow the bus driver got in front of me and wouldnt let my get past, so I pulled out an airsoft gun and pretended it was real, waving it around like a maniac. the bus driver was like " GET DOWN HES GOT A GUN!!" But still, he wouldnt let me past, so I shot him right near the eye and he screamed, fell on the ground and yelled " ITS NOT A REAL GUN!! GET HIM!!" I ran again, and found myself in a crowd of "mes" There was thousands of me. I was diguised as an old lady, and was dodging through. The bus driver was pushing through all the people yelling "WHERE IS HE?!! WE GOTTA FIND THE RACIST!!!"
That's pretty much it :P sorry for long post, I thought it was hillarious... Urr... You had to have been there!!!1 * runs away screaming*