Thread: Welcome to Show & Tell

that's a sweet looking bass.

my only friends since i moved to the cold, dark harsh tundra that is göteborg, sweden:

(angel's trumpet)










i think the one on the right is suffering from some kind of mineral deficiency (spots on the leaves), but i left all of the books i need back in the states, and i haven't gotten around to searching online yet.

Fucking sweet guitar.

I could show and tell my penis. But I don't think the admins will like it. So perhaps tomorrow I will show you my pussy or something.

My Cat...

Originally posted by Neruo

I could show and tell my penis. But I don't think the admins will like it....

Aww don't be scared. All you have to do too avoid the admin's wrath is post a link to the image of your penis, instead of directly posting the pic itself. And be sure to place a warning!

For example, here is a link to a pic of my penis (that some members have already had the pleasure of witnessing):

Warning: Some people may find the following image vulgar and offending. If you are turned off by the site of nudity then do NOT click on the following link!
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/797/mypenis8ad.jpg

Originally posted by InTheMoment

Warning: Some people may find the following image vulgar and offending. If you are turned off by the site of nudity then do NOT click on the following link!
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/797/mypenis8ad.jpg

Damn. I totally HAD to mastrubate to that picture.

Here's my penis. Err... I mean Cat.

I'll show 3 things I'm proud of:

1. my son:


2. a song I wrote: Belong mp3 (tornado joe added the orchestra bit <3 )

3. a culinary work of art I made: (a crabby patty )


cool topic carter

Originally posted by nesgirl119
I would rather that guys stop drooling at girls altogether, and that they get a life, rather than look at porn. I mean, you could play a Nintendo game!

Look, you're never going to win your little porn debate. Porn is here to stay whether you like it or not (and we already know that you don't). Okay. Fine. Let's move on.

My fishtank (notice the little Harry Potter castle)


My two cats, Cloud and Titus

Originally posted by InTheMoment
Ol' Cloud their looks like he/she is ready to kick someone's ass. ~

Yeah, he absolutely hates having his picture taken. But Titus is such a camera ham (just look at my avatar).

Originally posted by burns91

awwww is the one on the right a blue point? he/she's GORGEOUS

and lmao at the fish castle can they even get inside it?

My sister has some fish, but 3 have died since she got them a month ago. It's quite funny when you flush them down the toilet.[/quote]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
awwww is the one on the right a blue point? he/she's GORGEOUS

and lmao at the fish castle can they even get inside it?

Thanks OB! Cloud is a platinum point Tonkinese (you're right, platinum point is the same as blue point, but it's called different things depending on the breed).

And, yes - my Burmese Loach slithers inside the castle to sleep or when he's scared. I've never seen any of the other fish in it, though. I had to have it because it's Harry Potter and I'm obsessed. lol

now you need to have a sorting ceremony for them

Here's what I made them do last Halloween. I think they'll hate me forever for this.

rofl those poor little fuckers

haaaaahaaaahaaa(not sarcasm)
I don't know why but "those poor little fuckers" just cracked me up!


the shotgun I have to shoot the crows that go after my rabbit while she is in the garden, this one time there were a few of them in a tree so I hit one of them with a pellet and as it flew off about 50 crows which I couldn't see all flew out of the tree at once. I was just like "Shit"
the gun doesn't actually hurt them btw,just may give them a heart attack

Here's one of my favorite sights in San Diego, the Botanical Garden in Balboa Park.



And one sign that made me laugh:


And in case you're having trouble reading that sign, it says "Caution, Do not touch. Carnivorous plants produce digestive acids and enzymes." I suppose you could say the same thing about some of the members here.

Great topic! I've gone through and removed all the posts that shouldn't be in here because I think this thread has some potential. This is not Senseless Banter; let's stay on topic.

Anyway, what's the deal with all this cat-ness? Here's a couple of my puppies:

it's my baby. *caresses his baby*

A little thing that hated me from the start, and wouldn't stay straight:


And here is a double picture of my little mixed manx kitty (she does have a tail) that I did in photoshop:

A drawing I did in art of Cody and me dreaming....in XP5!!:

Don't you just love the little sashes?

And here is a little thing I got after getting myself in the Guess Wizards group in the specially enhanced meetings:

Originally posted by nesgirl119

Don't worry, it isn't incredibly obvious that you wrote "guess wizards" in there.

Originally posted by ataraxis


Don't worry, it isn't incredibly obvious that you wrote "guess wizards" in there.

That is not my handwritting, just so you know. The leaders of that group signed it. Is it seriously that hard to believe?
That's okay!! I always have my boss to do that for, b/c at least he appreciates it. I may be a moron, but I do know what I am doing!

Here are a few more I have that are very valuable to me:

My precious partner, being hugged by a LDing moron.

A grand shot of a Tiger in the zoo I made when I was only in 2nd grade.


And I think you all already know whom this is....I miss you, my boyfriend, and how I really loved you ....

But admit it....he's cute, isn't he?

Originally posted by icedawg
*dog pics*

Cool dog, dawg.

Originally posted by icedawg
Anyway, what's the deal with all this cat-ness?

I apologize, I must have forgotten to distribute the memo (I assumed everyone was up to speed by now):

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

I apologize, I must have forgotten to distribute the memo (I assumed everyone was up to speed by now):

Yes, I indeed got the memo - good one!

Icedawg, is that one Scotty wearing a diaper??

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

Did you know I have that Exact same globe, only mine in blue and slightly smaller. Pretty thingy.