Thread: So I received a package today...

In the corner of your basement?

You should think about taking the box and printouts of the threatening e-mail to the police and let them deal with it! Remember the Unabomber?

What if it blows your house up!!!!

Well, would that cost money? I mean he did not send it to me, he just returned it. Chances are it is not a bomb, I just don't want to take the chance to open it, hehe.

I think you'd have to be pretty "lucky" to get a bomb in the mail [THESE days...] I doubt it would cost you any money at all to get it inspected.

Take it in your back yard, and hide behind the corner of your house. Now to do this correctly, you need a very long stick. Once everything is in place, procede to poke the package with a stick. If it looks like it's about to explode, run away. Another way is to throw the package as high up in the air as you can, then run away really fast.

If you take it to the police and really think there is a chance it could be, it shouldn't cost any money at all. Its part of their job after all.

I would probably take it to the police as well, especially since you dont think i contains the same thing you shipped out, might sound a little paranoid, but these days you never know.

Cut the box open from the side, where there wouldn't be a trigger.

I bet Paperdoll is in it.

What, you think you are bomb worthy????

I love Seinfeld...

Mrs. Maggot's guide to figuring out wether that package you have is a bomb!

1) Get your package.
2) Does it have "BOMB" written on it? If so, proceed to Chapter 2. If not, continue.
3) Does it make a ticking noise? If so, check it is not a clock. If it is not a clock, proceed to chapter 2. If not, go to Chapter 3.

Chapter 2
You have a bomb on your hands. Here are some possible solutions.
1) Flush it down the toliet.
2) Flush it down the family cat.
3) Flush it down a flushing thing.
4) Stick it in a dishwasher, make it nice and shiny, and then flush it down something.
5) Eat it.
6) Drink it.
7) Poke it with a stick until it explodes.

Chapter 3
You do not have a bomb.

SECURITY TFM
(to Narrator)

Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

NARRATOR
Excuse me? "Throwers?"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

NARRATOR
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...

(whispers)

...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: "A dildo." Never "Your
dildo."

Originally posted by Truthbearer
SECURITY TFM
(to Narrator)

Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

NARRATOR
Excuse me? \"Throwers?\"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

NARRATOR
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...

(whispers)

...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: \"A dildo.\" Never \"Your
dildo.\"

FIGHT CLUB! HELL YEAH!

Originally posted by Lowercase Society+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lowercase Society)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-Truthbearer

SECURITY TFM
(to Narrator)

Throwers don't worry about ticking.
Modern bombs don't tick.

NARRATOR
Excuse me? \"Throwers?\"

SECURITY TFM
Baggage handlers. But when a
suitcase vibrates, the throwers have
to call the police.

NARRATOR
My suitcase was vibrating?

SECURITY TFM
Nine time out of ten, it's an
electric razor. But, every once in
a while ...

(whispers)

...it's a dildo. It's airline policy
not to imply ownership in the event
of a dildo. We use the indefinite
aricle: \"A dildo.\" Never \"Your
dildo.\"

FIGHT CLUB! HELL YEAH![/b]

DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!

Now with this knowledge lets blow up the whole capitalist system!!!!!

Originally posted by RedStarSoldier
Take it in your back yard, and hide behind the corner of your house. Now to do this correctly, you need a very long stick. Once everything is in place, procede to poke the package with a stick. If it looks like it's about to explode, run away. Another way is to throw the package as high up in the air as you can, then run away really fast.

that sounds like the most professional way of diffusing a bomb. you could always hose it down for a while and hope to dilute any potentially explosive chemical agents. if you're still weary about it, just toss it into the neighbors backyard and let their dog chew on it for a while.

Originally posted by adidas+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(adidas)</div>

<!--QuoteBegin-RedStarSoldier

Take it in your back yard, and hide behind the corner of your house. Now to do this correctly, you need a very long stick. Once everything is in place, procede to poke the package with a stick. If it looks like it's about to explode, run away. Another way is to throw the package as high up in the air as you can, then run away really fast.

that sounds like the most professional way of diffusing a bomb. you could always hose it down for a while and hope to dilute any potentially explosive chemical agents. if you're still weary about it, just toss it into the neighbors backyard and let their dog chew on it for a while.[/b]

You should be ashamed...Fuck the neighbors but what about the dog?

well i was going to say drop it off at an elementary school but that's kind of cruel. -- hopefully it's one of those little yappy dogs and not a real dog like a rottie or a lab.

You people are way off topic!!!!!!! We are planning the collapse of the whole economical system and consumerist lifestyle!!!!!

Can you please put attention????

you do understand what you're advocating OVER THE INTERNET. and i'm willing to bet you even own a computer...

But what if there is something breakable in the package, you will destroy it if you drop or throw it...

I say just have...ffx-dreamz open it for you.

If its just a package, then no harm done.
If its a bomb however, eh no harm done.

Originally posted by adidas
you do understand what you're advocating OVER THE INTERNET. and i'm willing to bet you even own a computer...

I know, I am just joking...this is not the time or the place where the revolution will begin...

Anyway, I don't own a computer but I am looking to buy one soon. Besides I never said I wasn't part of the system, I am as dependant on it as any other. All I wish is to someday be free of it, but I fear if that day ever comes it will be a very distant time away. Anyway....

Get a giant Mcdonalds burger and poke the package. Those damn things are indestrucible! Ever tried eating them?