Thread Titles we Never Expect to See

[Tom_Peace]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[poeticDreamer]

I'm coming out of the closet. --Celoude Sex is Overrated --ITM So I'm unlocking my Private Entries... --The Blue Meanie

[OpheliaBlue]

lmao @ this topic! hope I don't make any repeats: Swords are dangerous -- Onieronaut Asian chics are funny lookin -- ITM I'm dying my hair one sold color! -- Courtney luv sux -- Tom I am highly offended by lesbian avatars (aka "The 'Bite YOU' Thread") -- mitzie I'm retiring the cactuar smiley -- Joe Poll: Bring Back sitboy? -- icedawg recipe for Cat Tar Tar, mmmm good -- Burns +hic+ Post HEEEREEee in ym thread if you'er durnk +HIC+ -- Ame I joined one of those religions that considers all forms of music THE DEVIL! -- brady

[Amethyst Star]

Ninjas really aren't that cool.... * --Amethyst Star (or TBM) * +hic+ Post HEEEREEee in ym thread if you'er durnk +HIC+ * -- Ame [/b] Those are right-on. At first I thought Courtney was being serious but then I realized what was going on. I was about to chuck a shuriken at her... or pull out one of my swords. Let's see if I can come up with some. We're breaking up... -Gwen I found my self-esteem! -nesgirl (nah, just kidding. You know I <3 you. ) I'm giving up coffee -Amethyst Star (or any other coffeholic on DV) I'm marrying American powdered cheese! -Burns

[Gwendolyn]

Pirates are better -Ame, Peregrinus, The Blue Meanie, Oneironaut

[nina]

meh

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by Amethyst Star I found my self-esteem! -nesgirl (nah, just kidding. *You know I <3 you. ) Isn't going to happen anytime soon...sorry! icedawg / Seeker : "New Global Moderator: Leo Volont" [/b] I really hope not, after he made fun of Seeker and Icedawg that one time, and splash and I stood for their behalfs. Information I looked up online said that no one that has been suspended or banned can ever become a mod, so count Leo out! Seeker just retired! --Icedawg I confess that I am going to h*** for insulting Seeker and Icedawg! --Leo Volont

[Oneironaut Zero]

“I love me like fat kids love cake!” -Nesgirl “Alright, this place has straight-up lost it’s charm. Peace out, people.” -Seeker “I’ve decided to admit my undying love for Oneironaut” -Ophie “Sobriety is our friend!” -Gwen (and a dozen other members of this site) “Love? Overrated. Biochemically no different from eating large quantities of Chocolate” -Tom Peace “Ugh…South Beach…what a shithole…” -Aquanina “I Found a Shirt!” -R. Carter (Hahaha. Where the hell’s he been, anyway?) “It’s not true” -Ryan Paris. (I know he’s not a member anymore, but ) “Don’t bite me, you psychopath!” -Mitz “I’m sorry…was I coming on too strong?” -ITM

[nina]

Originally posted by Oneironaut “Ugh…South Beach…what a shithole…” -Aquanina Sorry hun...but I gotta disagree with you on that one. p.s. your avatar makes me happy in the pants...Cloud is awesome

[Oneironaut Zero]

Oh? I've only noticed good things about South Beach coming from you, but maybe it's more the atmosphere than the living there that you like? Or am I off on that too? And yes...Cloud is awesome. And, coincidentally, your avatar as the same effect.

[Burns]

Originally posted by Amethyst Star I'm marrying American powdered cheese! -Burns LOL! I forgot about that until just now! Haha - love all the cat ones, guys! This is a funny thread I'm not very original, creative or funny with this kind of thing so I'll leave it to the pros....

[dudesuperior]

'This place is crap. You're all a bunch of retards that spend all your time medatating and taking part in strange paranormal witchcraft. You should all be burned at the steak and I've never actually had a lucid dream' -Seeker Iv'e just got a rottweiler and let it loose in the cat veterinary clinic. You should have seen the mess it made of the kittens -Burns I've given everyone admin status- It's official DV 'live like a king' day! -Icedawg ran outta ideas. need sleep...

[WolfBlade]

Dang, how do you guys come up with this stuff? Although I do have to say Blue's crack about Leo getting global mod status was a definite ROTFLMAOLMM winner. Alright, lets see... icedawg: "Closing down site: 1 minute warning" Ame: "Ninja star? What a scary thought!" Burns: "I think chainsaw kitten should get a group going... I sure would join!" Those good?

[A Lost Soul]

I am enjoying this thread immensely! Hmm... I’m not very good at this, though: “GBA sucks. I’m getting a PSP.” -Nesgirl “Paul is my savior.” -Leo Volont Originally posted by dudesuperior+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(dudesuperior)</div> 'This place is crap. You're all a bunch of retards that spend all your time medatating and taking part in strange paranormal witchcraft. You should all be burned at the steak and I've never actually had a lucid dream' -Seeker[/b] I hate when people burn my steak. <!--QuoteBegin-Courtney We're going to be vampire pirates and sail to Europe! * Ooh, come pick me up. I'm in the Netherlands. We can go raping and pillaging together.

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by A Lost Soul Ooh, come pick me up. I'm in the Netherlands. We can go raping and pillaging together. WOOHOO me too! + =

[Starlite]

The Vegamite Fan Club!! -Wombing I LOVE Garden Gnomes!! -BlueMeanie

[nesgirl119]

Originally posted by A Lost Soul I am enjoying this thread immensely! Hmm... I’m not very good at this, though: “GBA sucks. I’m getting a PSP.” -Nesgirl Actually, you wouldn't even see PSP sux...I am getting a GBA, because the Nintendo DS is much better than both of them since Card Concentration is on Super Mario 64 DS (I love it, hate the hints, and have a high score of 31 w/o hints, too!) Seeker's right about everything! --Leo

[Courtney Mae]

Originally posted by A Lost Soul Ooh, come pick me up. I'm in the Netherlands. We can go raping and pillaging together. Whoot. I vote for that.

[Asclepius]

"Staying celibate while lucid" -Billy Bob "Learning tolerance and respect for diverse views from my church and family" -Tsen "philosophers - BS artists!" -Howetzer "Name changes to reduce confusion" -Wombing "Some pictures I'm too shy to post" -Ophelia