Hahaha, this made my night:
http://www.blogthings.com/pickuplinegenerator.html
Post 'em! :D
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Hahaha, this made my night:
http://www.blogthings.com/pickuplinegenerator.html
Post 'em! :D
this is the only line that it returns for Courtney:
Quote:
To pick up Courtney:
Am I dead Angel? Cause this must be heaven![/b]
This thing has like...the worst pickup lines ever. But I just keep laughing.....something's wrong with me.
Okay, I'm going to use the ones for the guys I was paired up with in the "Matchmaker" thread:
Tornado Joe: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
James: You know, I'm not this tall--I'm just sitting on my wallet.
and my favorite!
Matt: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Ha Ha... I like it :lol:Quote:
If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?[/b]
Hahaha, I like that last one.
Hey Russ, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? :ohyahbaby:
:rolllaugh:
Oh, and in case anyone's dying to pick me up:
Baicarumba, are those real?!
Yes, they are.
heh, that one's pretty good, though most people freak out when they hear the L-word from someone they don't know, so it's not much of a pickup lineQuote:
Originally posted by Courtney
Hahaha, I like that last one.
Hey Russ, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? :ohyahbaby:
:rolllaugh:
But do you?
Lol.
Be unique and different - just say yes.
LOL!Quote:
Originally posted by poeticDreamer
Oh, and in case anyone's dying to pick me up:
Baicarumba, are those real?!
Yes, they are.
Oh, yeah, here's one I tried:
Monkia Lewinsky: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
:rolllaugh:
all i seem to get is perverted ones
i can do math u+i = 69
do you have two nipples for a dime
awwwww:
LMAO:Quote:
To pick up Tornado Joe:
Do you have a map? Cos honey - I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.[/b]
Quote:
To pick up Onieronaut:
Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.[/b]
I used my name just to see what it would say.....
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To pick up lyndsey:
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
[/b]
....*sigh*... is it sad that that may actually work on me??
jk
OMG!!!!
Lost Soul: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head
Ohhhh, that's not right! :D
I was expecting something with at least a little class!! :rolllaugh:
"To pick up Seeker:Quote:
Originally posted by Seeker
OMG!!!!
I was expecting something with at least a little class!! :rolllaugh:
Be unique and different - just say yes."
hmmmm... :?
LMFAO!!! That reminds me of this line my friend's dad told us he used if he asked a girl to dance at a club and she shot him down.Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>Hahahaha.Quote:
To pick up Onieronaut:
Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.[/b]
<!--QuoteBegin-Seeker
Lost Soul: If I flip a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?
Guy: You wanna dance?
Girl: Psssh..I don't think so.
Guy: Hmm......well I guess a blow job in the parking lot is out of the question then, huh? :wink:
Haha.
To Bobby
Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
To pick up...
Drunken Clone: Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Dirty Clone: I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.
Dreaming Clone: Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.
Ahahaha..I just realised that Uranus sounds exatcly like Your Anus in english...
You silly anglophones... :lol:
Actually no, I think we oughtta spread the love and spread it thick. HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT?Quote:
Originally posted by Courtney
But do you?
Lol.
Maybe they're spying on you?
maybe you're spying on me?
Maybe *you're* spying on *me*!
Is there a webcam in my shower I should know about?
There's a web cam in your shower, but you shouldn't know about it :PQuote:
Originally posted by Courtney
Is there a webcam in my shower I should know about?
is there a webcam in your shower I should know about? :ohyahbaby:
to Gwen:
I'm good at math: U + I = 69
hahahahahaha Those are fucking awsome exspecialy the flipping the coin one haha, and not lyndsy or w.e your name is thats not sad thats just funny.
As always I am happy to amuse the DV population.Quote:
Originally posted by Lutch
and not lyndsy or w.e your name is thats not sad thats just funny.
<Edit: Ew, I can't believe I said what was previously here.> Maybe you should ask Ubik about the webcam situation? (that sounds so much better...)Quote:
Originally posted by Dangeruss
is there a webcam in your shower I should know about? :ohyahbaby:
Heh, my little brother uses the same shower. I think my dad does too? Do you like small boys and older men also? :DQuote:
There's a web cam in your shower, but you shouldn't know about it [/b]
If you said it, you probably meant it (at least on some level). :DQuote:
Originally posted by Courtney
<Edit: Ew, I can't believe I said what was previously here.> Maybe you should ask Ubik about the webcam situation? (that sounds so much better...)
Heh, well, it's gone now.
Honestly I meant something else, but it sounded like a completely different thing.
HA HA! Well, you know, if the market is there.... :-PQuote:
Originally posted by Courtney
Heh, my little brother uses the same shower. *I think my dad does too? *Do you like small boys and older men also? *:D
Not to anyone in particular:
If you were a door I'd be banging you all night! :wink:
and:
Fat Penguin! Sorry, I just needed something to break the ice
Heh, half of the guys I've dated where drummers (I've dated 2) :D
Anyway, his favourite saying?
"Save a drum. Bang a drummer"