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    1. 05-11-2006 04:00 AM #1
      Courtney Mae
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      Pickup Line Generator

      Hahaha, this made my night:

      http://www.blogthings.com/pickuplinegenerator.html

      Post 'em!
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    2. 05-11-2006 04:02 AM #2
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      this is the only line that it returns for Courtney:
      To pick up Courtney:

      Am I dead Angel? Cause this must be heaven![/b]
      Courtney est ma reine. Et oui, je suis roi.

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      100% of the people I meet are idiots. If you are the one guy in the world who isn't an idiot, put this in your sig line.
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    3. 05-11-2006 04:05 AM #3
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      This thing has like...the worst pickup lines ever. But I just keep laughing.....something's wrong with me.
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    4. 05-11-2006 04:18 AM #4
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      Okay, I'm going to use the ones for the guys I was paired up with in the "Matchmaker" thread:

      Tornado Joe: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.

      James: You know, I'm not this tall--I'm just sitting on my wallet.

      and my favorite!

      Matt: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
      We break the
      ceiling and grin and gasp
      and redefine life
      for the ones who
      have merely lived it.
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    5. 05-11-2006 04:20 AM #5
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      If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?[/b]
      Ha Ha... I like it
      Are you dreaming or awake?


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    6. 05-11-2006 04:21 AM #6
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      Hahaha, I like that last one.

      Hey Russ, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

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    7. 05-11-2006 04:23 AM #7
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      Oh, and in case anyone's dying to pick me up:

      Baicarumba, are those real?!

      Yes, they are.
      We break the
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      and redefine life
      for the ones who
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    8. 05-11-2006 04:28 AM #8
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      Originally posted by Courtney
      Hahaha, I like that last one.

      Hey Russ, do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

      heh, that one's pretty good, though most people freak out when they hear the L-word from someone they don't know, so it's not much of a pickup line
      Courtney est ma reine. Et oui, je suis roi.

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      100% of the people I meet are idiots. If you are the one guy in the world who isn't an idiot, put this in your sig line.
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    9. 05-11-2006 04:29 AM #9
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      But do you?

      Lol.
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    10. 05-11-2006 06:37 AM #10
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      Be unique and different - just say yes.
      All that we see or seem
      Is but a dream within a dream. ~Edgar Allen Poe

      Dreaming is an act of pure imagination, attesting in all men a creative power, which if it were available in waking, would make every man a Dante or Shakespeare. ~H.F. Hedge
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    11. 05-11-2006 10:35 AM #11
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      Originally posted by poeticDreamer
      Oh, and in case anyone's dying to pick me up:

      Baicarumba, are those real?!

      Yes, they are.
      LOL!

      Oh, yeah, here's one I tried:

      Monkia Lewinsky: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
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    12. 05-11-2006 02:10 PM #12
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      all i seem to get is perverted ones

      i can do math u+i = 69
      do you have two nipples for a dime
      you can't do that on the internet!.... wait yes you can do it again!
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    13. 05-11-2006 03:02 PM #13
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      awwwww:

      To pick up Tornado Joe:

      Do you have a map? Cos honey - I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.[/b]
      LMAO:

      To pick up Onieronaut:

      Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.[/b]
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    14. 05-11-2006 03:37 PM #14
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      I used my name just to see what it would say.....
      To pick up lyndsey:

      Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
      [/b]


      ....*sigh*... is it sad that that may actually work on me??
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      quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
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    15. 05-11-2006 04:15 PM #15
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      OMG!!!!

      Lost Soul: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head

      Ohhhh, that's not right!

      I was expecting something with at least a little class!!
      you must be the change you wish to see in the world...
      -gandhi
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    16. 05-11-2006 04:44 PM #16
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      Originally posted by Seeker
      OMG!!!!

      I was expecting something with at least a little class!!
      "To pick up Seeker:

      Be unique and different - just say yes."



      hmmmm...
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    17. 05-11-2006 05:07 PM #17
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      Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>

      To pick up Onieronaut:

      Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.[/b]
      Hahahaha.

      <!--QuoteBegin-Seeker

      Lost Soul: If I flip a coin what do you think my chances are of getting head?
      LMFAO!!! That reminds me of this line my friend's dad told us he used if he asked a girl to dance at a club and she shot him down.

      Guy: You wanna dance?

      Girl: Psssh..I don't think so.

      Guy: Hmm......well I guess a blow job in the parking lot is out of the question then, huh?

      Haha.
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      (Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)
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    18. 05-11-2006 07:03 PM #18
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      To Bobby
      Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

      Raised: The Blue Meanie, Exobyte

      Adopted: MarcusoftheNight
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    19. 05-11-2006 09:55 PM #19
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      To pick up...
      Drunken Clone: Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
      Dirty Clone: I've just moved you to the top of my to do list.
      Dreaming Clone: Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.
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      Ahahaha..I just realised that Uranus sounds exatcly like Your Anus in english...


      You silly anglophones...
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      Originally posted by Courtney
      But do you?

      Lol.
      Actually no, I think we oughtta spread the love and spread it thick. HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT?
      Courtney est ma reine. Et oui, je suis roi.

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    22. 05-12-2006 04:44 AM #22
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      Maybe they're spying on you?
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      maybe you're spying on me?
      Courtney est ma reine. Et oui, je suis roi.

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      100% of the people I meet are idiots. If you are the one guy in the world who isn't an idiot, put this in your sig line.
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    24. 05-12-2006 04:51 AM #24
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      Maybe *you're* spying on *me*!

      Is there a webcam in my shower I should know about?
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    25. 05-12-2006 05:04 AM #25
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      Originally posted by Courtney

      Is there a webcam in my shower I should know about?
      There's a web cam in your shower, but you shouldn't know about it
      Are you dreaming or awake?


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