HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone
and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"..
You need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes,"
and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"....
You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
"which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"....
You need to pray at work.
When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in
and says, "well at my last office..." and you want to throw a stapler at him/her....
You need to pray at work.
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is,
"what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk.........
You need to pray at work.
When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing
that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!"....
You need to pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes
waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN ONE FLOOR, and you say "that lazy b*&%$#"....
You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paper work
sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "sorry * *$% %#s"....
You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening
someone's tires that you work with....
You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than "hello" or "how are you doing" to someone because
you know it's going to lead to their life story.
You need to pray at work.
If you know all the words that have been bleeped out.... You need to pray at work!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS....
"Good friends are like stars;
you may not always see them,
but you know that they are there."
