Icedawg no longer kicks ass

**Truthbearer** · 03-14-2004 02:11 AM

icedawg
ASS KICKER
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Joined: 30 May 1980
Posts: 610
Location: hrm...[/b]

No instead of him kicking as, and the friendly affirmation 'Hell yeah', there is a Canadian flag.....

What next:

Location: hrm....
Finger Paints: Affirmative my loving friend

He is becoming soft...

CT · 03-14-2004 02:30 AM

You're just asking for a "custom" avatar, and a group of burly man to fuck you in the ass.

**Seeker** · 03-14-2004 02:35 AM

Thanks!

You guys made me grin!!!!

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-14-2004 02:54 AM

What??Icedawg no longer kicks ass?How could this be?????No my life has come to an end!!Ok, seriously though, icedawg had my full support in his ass kicking.My aunt and uncle are canandian so don't make fun of them...

**jacobo** · 03-14-2004 03:39 AM

i believe this is senseless but whateva. -- icedawg still kicks ass, he's just getting modest in his old age. i'm sure he'd still kick ass if the opportunity arose. for example, some young whipper-snapper makes false claims against him by stating that he [icedawg] was somehow lacking his gift to ass kick with the best of them.

**icedawg** · 03-14-2004 07:39 AM

"Icedawg no longer kicks ass"

au contraire, mon ami.

i beg to differ: i still kick plenty of ass. barrels of it, even. me and my trusty board-with-a-nail-in-it are relentless in our ass kicking. oh yes.

(i just have to re-add my personal code since re-installing the board. i'm betting paper thinks i've completely forgotten about her gender. heh heh heh.)

**Lowercase Society** · 03-14-2004 08:58 AM

Truth...your askin for it...
i just said he had a vibrator, and i got an awsome avatar...
you just offended him personally

I say its time for him to change that avatar of yours, i'm sick of lookin at Neo, hahahaha

**Truthbearer** · 03-14-2004 11:31 PM

I tried to change it, but none of the other pics I wanted to place there are 25k or less. I used a link from a webpage, but then it was too big....

The standards are too frigging hard to comply...

I wish I could resize it but my only ally is paintbrush, and it would end up being like 114674842312545231 kb

**icedawg** · 03-15-2004 12:32 AM

Originally posted by Truthbearer
I tried to change it, but none of the other pics I wanted to place there are 25k or less. I used a link from a webpage, but then it was too big....

The standards are too frigging hard to comply...

the default was like 80 * 80, 6K, so quit yer whinin'.

'k bye

**Truthbearer** · 03-15-2004 12:41 AM

My bad, it seems you still are an ass kicker....

P.S. I did some work on paint and got it to fit and found that I could save it as jpg in imaging. The resolution sucks, and if anyone knows how to could give it good resolution and have it be the same size and is willing to help me, please let me know....

Edit: Nevermind, I fixed it a bit....

2nd Edit: Now I fixed it a lot!!!!

**Aphius** · 03-15-2004 03:21 AM

Its still pretty pixellated.

<< *cough*

**Truthbearer** · 03-15-2004 03:28 AM

You should have seen the first draft....

Compared to it, this is the Mona Lisa(or something I don't want to wipe my ass with....yeah, I have to act more fight clubby now j/k)

**Blissful** · 03-15-2004 04:15 AM

Originally posted by Truthbearer
You should have seen the first draft....

Compared to it, this is the Mona Lisa(or something I don't want to wipe my ass with....yeah, I have to act more fight clubby now j/k)

Love the new avatar.. as you can see.. I haven't picked on because the ones I like that I feel represents me the most take up too much memory.

and I refuse to use just anything.

Darlene

**Truthbearer** · 03-15-2004 04:21 AM

Originally posted by Blissful+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Blissful)</div>

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You should have seen the first draft....

Compared to it, this is the Mona Lisa(or something I don't want to wipe my ass with....yeah, I have to act more fight clubby now j/k)

Love the new avatar.. as you can see.. I haven't picked on because the ones I like that I feel represents me the most take up too much memory.

and I refuse to use just anything.

Darlene[/b]

If you find one you really like and it can be shrunk, I would be glad to help you edit it.

P.S. This is the first time I have seen you sign something other than Blissful. You have revealed your secret identity....

**Aphius** · 03-15-2004 11:03 AM

I could shrink something for you too if you want, my avatar now was originally about 600 by 600.

It looks good now.

Darlene[/b]

Ooh! She lifts part of the mask of mystery! WoOoOoow!

**Lowercase Society** · 03-15-2004 06:19 PM

just to comment, truth...your new avatar is bad ass.

**Kaniaz** · 03-15-2004 08:53 PM

Icedawg still kicks ass. He shall always kick ass. Like he said, he and his board and nail will never stop ass kicking.

Icedawg: Let's go kick some ass!
Nail in Board: ...
Icedawg: Yeah, good idea!
Icedawg runs into a bank and kills a Taxman.
Icedawg: Look at me kick the taxman's ass!
Icedawg is pursured by an angry mob full of taxmen, lawyers and other people who want to...er...kick his ass.
Icedawg: What should I do, nail in board?
Nail in Board: ...
Icedawg: Hell yeah!
Icedawg takes on the mob of angry taxmen, lawyers and other assorted characters with flimsy backgrounds with his nail in board.

Taxman uses BOUNCE CHECK!
Icedawg whacks it with his super kung fu moves.
Taxman uses WOODWORM!
Nail in Board: ...
Icedawg: Noo! The woodworm are eating my trusty Nail in Board.
Icedawg: For that they must die.

Icedawg does Matrix moves.
The Oracle runs into the middle of the battle scene and says "HI!"
Alot of Smith agents that are out to stop him from taking the Tax matrix and blowing it up run in and kill the cameraman
The world that is made of a very useful atmosphere that all humans can breathe in explodes.

Wow, I'm such a good storywriter.

**Naruto** · 03-15-2004 09:04 PM

Icedawg will never not kick ass, he's the prime of the badasses born every 100 years. I'm surprised he hasn't legally changed his name to... Kick.. ass man.( yyyyeah, I've got nothin..

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**icedawg** · 03-15-2004 11:20 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz
Wow, I'm such a good storywriter.

me & nail in board were on the edge of our seats the whole time!

**ffx-dreamz** · 03-15-2004 11:36 PM

Nail in board and you could be a great action team duo!

even though nail in board does most the work..

**Lowercase Society** · 03-16-2004 03:26 PM

Kaniass, once again, has the spotlight.

**Truthbearer** · 03-16-2004 07:12 PM

Originally posted by Lowercase Society
Kaniass, once again, has the spotlight.

Yeah, he carries it around himself so people will pay attention to him...

Anyway, ffx is right they would make a great duo. Here's the slogan for the movie:

Tired of all those interracial cop buddy movies???? Tired of movies whose lead actors are animate beings??? Well then we have the movie for you:

The touching story of a man which life turned his back on, a man who seeks revenge against a world that doesn't favor his existance...He and his trusty nail and board must take on the world and finally prove that he is an ass kicker...

Special appearances by wasup and LC as goons, and a hello kitty back massager as his love interest....

**Kaniaz** · 03-16-2004 08:50 PM

Yeah, I love the spotlight. Although it's damn hard to get to sleep, because this huge spotlight poised over my face blaring out tons of light makes it hard to sleep.

Everybody: Turn it off!

Oh, yeah, I hadn't thought of that one.

**nerve** · 03-17-2004 12:55 AM

Originally posted by icedawg
\"Icedawg no longer kicks ass\"

au contraire, mon ami.

i beg to differ: *i still kick plenty of ass. *barrels of it, even. *me and my trusty board-with-a-nail-in-it are relentless in our ass kicking. *oh yes.

(i just have to re-add my personal code since re-installing the board. *i'm betting paper thinks i've completely forgotten about her gender. *heh heh heh.)

you know what? instead of 'a little from collum a; a little from collum b' or whatev it should say 'a little of both, but not enough of either'

I think that would be funnier. Xd